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"a chief event of life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startled us." - emerson

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i think

cedar is bad for me. * sniff *
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 06:03:00 GMT

coolest thing ive ever done

instead of pussing out or thinking about how much trouble i could get into...my little sis and i did a drive by our old house, like i do every time i go back home. we drove up real slow and the house...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:27:00 GMT

update for dorsey

part Ip.k. brought us a case of dos equis today. i gave him crap about how many proofs we had (8!) for a u.t.s.a. ad and the client bought us that beer. i don't know what he said to her, but i'm pre...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:52:00 GMT

Charlie Oaknut

10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle names)Jean Henry9. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, fathers dad)Marvin Mitchell8. STARWARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:37:00 GMT

somebody has my gum

and my glasses presciptionand my library cardand my cherry chapstickand my velcro walletand my calendar... omg, my fucking calendarand my sonic couponsand my new gel ink pensand some super personal, i...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 13:59:00 GMT

i'm more of a fluter

than a flautist.i love playing songs from the beatles guitar songbooks, playing the chord notes while paul plays guitar. i can either make a pretty background sound or play the melody. but, i'm havi...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 17:06:00 GMT

discrimiNATION

i just found out that i did not get hired for a job because i smoke. no apologies, no explanation, or no realization that he was totally discriminating. i never smoked on the premises for either int...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:32:00 GMT