Hey KEITH!

I believe in the good, the bad and the ugly, but always try for the beautiful. I like to draw pictures of other people because I feel fat and sick inside. So many things make me happy though...I can't stay pissed off for very long. That cat that always come running over to say hello, ignoring the cars that could end it's life and not even stop for the funeral. The lovely neighbours who wave and smile. The magnolia trees that bloom their big rabbit ears before the leaves come. The smell of stale popcorn that hits you as you approach the cinema. The plastic heron that sits on a tall post overlooking the town, that I thought was real. The posters for the crazy Chinese Circus I won't ever go to. The faded grandeur of the towns Conservative Club, with it's dwindling patronage. The terminally shoddy, post-smoking-ban misery of the British Legion club, with it's cheap beer and even cheaper customers. Life is sweeeeeeeeet! Suck it up!