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JERMONDO

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About Me

I'M A 28 YEAR OLD COMEDIAN BASED OUT OF RALEIGH NORTH CAROLINA. GREAT COMEDIANS ARE BORN NOT MADE,I WAS BORN A COMEDIAN AND I'LL DIE A COMEDIAN.I'VE PERFORMED STANDUP FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS AND I'VE WORKED HARD TO CREATE AND PERFORM WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE A PROGRESSIVE FORM OF ART. I HAVE PERFORMED AND ROCKED IN 12 STATES AND STILL COUNTING. I'M B-BOY PUNKROCK ALL DAY. MY COMEDY IS A COMBINATION OF NWA,THE SEX PISTOLS AND BUGS BUNNY. I LOVE TO DRINK,SMOKE,LIFT WEIGHTS,FUCK,EAT,SLEEP,JOKE,FLIP OFF COPS.I'VE NEVER TAKEN MUCH SERIOUSLY,I WAS RANKED 6TH IN THE U.S. IN TEAKWONDO AND I HAD A FULL SCHOLARSHIP TO HOWARD UNIVERSITY AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING WELL UNTIL ONE OF MY FRIENDS HANDED ME A JOINT AND SAID "HERE SMOKE THIS",70 SHITTY JOBS LATER I FOUND MYSELF DRUNK ON STAGE AT AN OPEN MIC AND FOUND MY TRUE CALLING MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH THEN COMPLETELY ALIENATING THEM WHEN THEY MEET ME IN PERSON,HEY WHEN YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD.

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My Interests

COMEDY,PUSSY,FOOD,APPLAUSE,INSTANT GRATIFICATION,AND BOOZE

I'd like to meet:

YA' MAMA

Books:

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Posted by JERMONDO on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:14:00 PST