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Lil Icey

Get it Shorty

About Me

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Olah. I'm a "party girl/shorty/bdsm freak/model/whatever I think I am when I wake up in the morning" who's obsessed with going out. I need entertainment every single second of every damn day and I book it for myself and my friends. I looooove beautiful people - men, women, and in between. I like to travel, get tied up and party party party. Despite all that I still maintain a semi-respectable life style, pay all my own bills, work full-time and go to mass and AA once a week. I'm a contradiction and a half and I only get more outrageous with time. And I'm house-shopping for me and my boo boo.
I'm currently working out the details of my career and personal life, so just hit me up if you're a man with a plan or a chickita with a badonkadonk. Kisses.
Love me cause I'm bitchy. Dani.

My Interests

Hiking/rock climbing. Smiles. Meditation. Travel. Morbidity. Cuddling. Adrenaline. Weapons. Beautiful people. Muscles. Tattoos. Hippies and sober people. Ropes. Working out. Cooking. Reading. Knives. Drinking. All things motorcycle related. Martial arts. Dancing. Reading. Did I mention travel? Caving, hiking, camping and the great outdoors.

I'd like to meet:

Swisha House, Houston! Ian! Brandon Lee, all suits n M.O.B.s and sexy men in pin stripes, DMX, Vin Diesel, Collin Farrel, all strippers and fly bois of the U.S. Other than that - maybe I want to meet YOU - but please don't waste my time, cause time is money and I never have enough of either. Haha. Seriously tho - calling all photographers and fun people over to my direction. Wherever in the world you are I'll go there to meet you if you pay for the damn tickets. Hahaha. Yep. And we can be internet friends if you don't mind that fact that I'm very busy these days, k? So I might be bitchy.
I really want to meet more BDSM people, and people who like to do bondage and spank a girl's ass. I want to meet more couples looking for a third as well.
I go out of state a lot. Here's my list of places I visit -
New Orleans, Baton Rouge, & Lafayette
NYC & Brooklyn & Queens
Cleveland & Houston &Chicago
Minnesota
Dallas & San Antonio
Ft. Lauderdale & Orlando
San Diego & Bay Area/Oakland
Seattle & Portland
Harlem & Detroit
Reno & Vegas - once a month
L.A. - Again
Call my business phone to set something up or catch me on messenger under [email protected]
I'll also be booking Lisa & anyone else who can handle a semi-pro photo shoot
I'm house and car shopping and anything else you want to unload at the moment - like your girlfriend. Hahaha.
But seriously.

Music:

Rap. Wu-Tang!!! German Industrial. Wumpscut. Sisters of Mercy. Wolfshiem. Burzuum. Meyhem. Skinny Puppy. Enigma. Clannad. Ice Cube. Jay-Z. Swisha House. Lil Wayne. D.J. Screw. Mike Jones. T.I. Tech N9ne. ICP. Tori Amos. Slim Thug. Tu-Pac. House and Happy Hardcore Techno too.

Movies:

House of 1,000 Corpses, Natural Borne Killers, Bound, Bram Stokers Dracula, Hellraiser, Corpse Bride, Interview with the Vampire, things like that

Television:

America's Next Top Model, Top Chef, South Park, the Girls Next Door, the Colbert Report, Will & Grace, Reno 911, The Soup

Books:

I don't have time to read anymore, but if I did it would be non-fiction/autobiography.

Heroes:

Condaliza Rice. Hiedi Fliess. Chango. Kali-Ma. Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow. And there are a few people here and there that I respect as well.

My Blog

Feed my money addiction

Derek's standing at the window watching the man as he runs out of my apartment. He waves. Paul asks, "What the hell did you do to him? He was in and out in under ten minutes?"You think about that for ...
Posted by Lil Icey on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

Don't wait for me to call you - just pick up the phone

Wine is a vile, vile substance. If you only drink a little, nothing happens. If you drink a lot - you spend the entire morning puking your guts out in the back of a frex bus. And if you're already goo...
Posted by Lil Icey on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:52:00 PST

Shorty's never coming home

I'm finally about to leave the Hyat. Yes indeed, I would rather pay fifteen dollars and ride the greyhound home to have lunch with my madre then suck someone off for a free drive. Funny how that whole...
Posted by Lil Icey on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:16:00 PST

Time management sux

I'll keep you all appraised. Tonight - possible denver shoot with erkah And possible man from out of town photo quickieTomorrow - gallery crawl - date in denver, possible shootSat - I work my day job ...
Posted by Lil Icey on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:19:00 PST

Vegas gets better every time

So there I was - on the 21'st floor of the Rio - staring out at the lights, in the deluxe suite. I looked at myself in the mirror and didn't know what to think. I'm a model - you can tell me how to ac...
Posted by Lil Icey on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:14:00 PST

Viva La Vegas!!! @ Rio

Hey!!! Me and Lisa will be staying at the Rio Hotel in Vegas - arriving around 10:30pm tonnight.Swimming in the topless pool called the Venus at Ceasar's Palace tomorrow. Looking for stripper/bondage/...
Posted by Lil Icey on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:46:00 PST

California!

I'll be gone for a week. If I have previous plans with you peoples - call me and we'll try to work something out k?Too tired to b.s. right now. Packing. I can't wait to see how this one turns out. I'm...
Posted by Lil Icey on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:12:00 PST

It's Cinco A.M. Essays!

This is how I got woken up this morning - "Puta! You pinche talking shit?""No essay estoy ocupado.""Como?""I dunno. No mass. No comprende."What the hell do you fuckers want?"Hey hombre - let me call y...
Posted by Lil Icey on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:12:00 PST

Before I go.....

"Let me buy you a drink.""We in the bed like - Oh. Oh. Oh."Or is that one after we arrive? Either way - "We in the club like - Oh. Oh. Oh."How much poker are we talking here? You wanna know what I'll ...
Posted by Lil Icey on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:31:00 PST

All Work and All Play

Make me rich. My mind on my money and my money on my mind. I'll like, do a real blog when da hos get off my ass. So yeah - boo - nice talk on the phone. Till it got weird. Hey, i'm bending over backwa...
Posted by Lil Icey on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:27:00 PST