Vaquero

Fatherhood

To my friends who actually read these things and noticed that I had semingly disappeared again.  No, I haven't.  I've had to recently change jobs for one with benifits which are kick ass, bu...
Posted by Vaquero on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:53:00 PST

July

Well for people who don't know, this has been a stressful month for me and it's not over yet.  Work has been long hours that tend to conflict with plans and appointments I have in the evenings an...
Posted by Vaquero on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:32:00 PST

Joke of the Day

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing amongn three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.The first does a tota...
Posted by Vaquero on Sun, 06 May 2007 06:00:00 PST

The Truth About Sex

1) 4% of men lie about their dick size.According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra largecondoms.2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ...
Posted by Vaquero on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:07:00 PST

Joke of the Day

REDNECK LOVE POEMSUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOESHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALLSHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DO...
Posted by Vaquero on Sat, 05 May 2007 05:52:00 PST

Joke of the Day

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out acondom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continuess...
Posted by Vaquero on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:00:00 PST

Joke of the Day

Mother-in-law killedA newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-l...
Posted by Vaquero on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:49:00 PST

Joke of the Day

         A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said:"Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."   &n...
Posted by Vaquero on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:51:00 PST

In God We Trust

Dear God: Why didn't you save the school children at ?. Bath , Michigan1927 Houston , TX 1959 MosesLake , Washington 2/2/96 Bethel , Alaska 2/19/97 Pearl , Mississippi 10/1/97 West Paducah , Kentucky ...
Posted by Vaquero on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:43:00 PST

Joke of the Day

A cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and Y...
Posted by Vaquero on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:23:00 PST