I just found out I am a lesbian |
An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well,...
Posted by Long Tall Texan on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:55:00 PST |
Ladies, one way to make a Cowboy smile |
One of the most honoring and sexy ways a man can be pleasured is when a woman adores his dick. A cock represents about 80% of the male ego, so if you want to make a man smile from his soul, you need t...
Posted by Long Tall Texan on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:31:00 PST |
We're A Dying Breed |
To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait."To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her.To every guy that gives...
Posted by Long Tall Texan on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:57:00 PST |
If she only knew |
I'm sorrythat i bought you rosesto tell you that i like youI'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wa...
Posted by Long Tall Texan on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:48:00 PST |
Cowboy's Dream |
..>Cowboy's Dream
Every cowboy has one,Just like his hat, boots and jeans.It's a part of his genetic make-up,This thing called a Cowboy's Dream.
Now this dream has many sections,And each section ha...
Posted by Long Tall Texan on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:08:00 PST |
19 ways to win a girls heart.... |
19 ways to win a girls heart....
1. Hugs from behind.2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours).3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.4. Cuddle with her.5. DON'...
Posted by Long Tall Texan on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:13:00 PST |
Sex with a Cowboy |
Sex with a Cowboy
Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker),
Confided to her co-workers she had three goals
For her trip to the Lone Star State ;
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-...
Posted by Long Tall Texan on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:31:00 PST |
Top Ten Things Men Love About Women |
Most men really, really like women. That may seem a bit like telling you that water is wet, but it's true. If there is a God, men should bow down and thank him for blessing us with such beautiful cre...
Posted by Long Tall Texan on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:20:00 PST |
Fords and Chevys |
"The True Meaning Of FORD"
Rusty Wallace, Mark Martin, and a guy they call DJ
Show the true meaning of FORD , when they race,
on every race Sunday
Jeremy Mayfield, Jeff Burton and don't forget A...
Posted by Long Tall Texan on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:35:00 PST |
Nascar driver's prayer |
"A Prayer For The Drivers"
This is a prayer to say before every race begins
To keep all the drivers safe and God bless whoever wins
So bow your heads with me, and together we will ask
That God protect...
Posted by Long Tall Texan on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:32:00 PST |
