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PJ loves the power glove

I'm drunk on panda mystery

About Me

whenever I qualify a statement by adding, "but I'm not complaining," you can be assured I most definitely am.

My Interests

have you ever been alone in your apartment and walked into your bathroom to find the shower curtain closed – because you closed it yourself after your last shower – but still for some reason you have this strange fear that there’s somebody hiding behind it?

Music:

dethklok

Books:

how to get rich without getting out of bed

Heroes:

roddy piper

My Blog

Steve Guttenberg, Average Guy

Steve Guttenberg once spent nearly three consecutive hours watching television programs.Once someone told Steve Guttenberg a joke that Guttenberg didn't find especially funny. Steve chuckled pol...
Posted by PJ loves the power glove on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:28:00 PST

road rash

skating to school and home everyday = about 2.5 miles of skating a day on my hydramy longboard came with abec 5 bearingsthat over the last month turned into the most piece of shit squeaky/slow bearing...
Posted by PJ loves the power glove on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:29:00 PST

chuck

Some truths about Chuck Norris: 1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.2.Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his ...
Posted by PJ loves the power glove on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 08:47:00 PST

why aren't women funny?

according to sarah silverman, 'they pee it out.  like vitamins you don't need.' the interview i read with her was the stuff comedy is meant to be.  promoting her new stand-up movie, 'jesu...
Posted by PJ loves the power glove on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 09:35:00 PST

i like the smell of carbon monoxide

ive noticed that you have to be really vigilant at the bar these days, otherwise the busboy, waitress, or bartender will swipe your drink away before youre even finished. and they always hold the bo...
Posted by PJ loves the power glove on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 06:37:00 PST

fail

i went to google today and typed in failure in the search bar, then hit 'i'm feeling lucky'.  try it, you won't be let down.  i was pleasantly surprised :)  
Posted by PJ loves the power glove on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 02:46:00 PST

San Diego

as everyone knows, july is a month of magic and wonder.  a time for nerds of all walks to meet and smell funky in a ginormous convention center.  so a couple weeks ago, kevin, chase, da...
Posted by PJ loves the power glove on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bed head

funny shit in my life: i downloaded a song off kazaa and when i finished the same guy i downloaded the song from started downloading the same song from me.  i sent a message asking him "what are ...
Posted by PJ loves the power glove on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Electrogonorrhea: The Noisy Killer

here's some crap i think about: is it gross that the other day I watched Super Size Me and then ate an egg mcmuffin a few hours later? and it was the tastiest goddamn egg mcmuffin i've ever had. ...
Posted by PJ loves the power glove on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck san jose earthquakes

so last weekend, basically me, my bother nate, and his friend rick get in two fights and nearly arrested at a san jose earthquakes game. not for swearing at the players or spilling beer on some assho...
Posted by PJ loves the power glove on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST