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Emma

when it rains it spores

About Me

Hey, just because you put your make-up on with a butter knife doesn't make you tammy baker


My Interests

burrowing owls, moths, stickers, eating beets till shit's pink,(picking nose till nostrils bleed), looking for the nuns outside my sister's window, cooking, bikes, radio, hot sex in expensive cars, salt and vinegar, torturing giant insects with salt and vinegar, my '64 impala, scalping frail and innocent geriatrics, whatever it takes to get people to send me flowers, stalking people wearing too much felt..or any felt at all.

I'd like to meet:

the ever-eloquent donita sparks.

Music:

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Movies:

bee season, shall we dance, chicago, unfaithful, the mothman prophecies, autumn in new york, runaway bride, primal fear, first night, pretty woman, the cotton club, an officer and a gentleman, yanks, bloodbrothers, days of heaven, looking for mr. goodbar, strike force, baby blue marine, intimate portrait: diane lane, ending aids: the search for a vaccine, junket whore, bollywood bound

Books:

east of eden, house at pooh corner, one day..ivan denisovich, native son, fast food nation. ernest nister, brothers karamazov, czeslaw milosz

My Blog

daily reminder

To Do:go to workbake cookiespurchase feeble cable access show and exploit it
Posted by petite soeur on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:05:00 PST

maple syrup

3:30soy yogurt uncle samrammstein
Posted by petite soeur on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST

Machine of Honey

i like it when people call coffee pitchers "Coffee Machines." they're not so much machines as they are jars. then i start replacing the word "jar" with machine. "Would you pass me that Machine of hone...
Posted by petite soeur on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:38:00 PST

why do the ramones have so many albums

some things that piss me off lately. well there are a lot, but here are a couple.a couple days ago homies and i spotted a brand new silver mustang with rasta stickers all over it (bob marley quotes et...
Posted by petite soeur on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:36:00 PST

smoking bubble gum while munching on milanos

this is horrible. it's the first time i can remember being actually physically bored in a really long time. i can't stop eating granola. i guess i could. there. i stopped. oh but then i started a...
Posted by petite soeur on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST

storoszyevaya bashnya

i found a russian copy of Watch Tower on the metro today. ive taken it as a sign from the heavens that i need to watch more cheburashka so i might.
Posted by petite soeur on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:45:00 PST

thunder

Today: I fondled the idol of my demise to its near-complete destruction, in other words, isolation to the confined space of a sodium covered desert to the west of the mountains. Yesterday I ...
Posted by petite soeur on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:14:00 PST

g to the ill roy

ah, i've missed this place. a veritable paradise. the perpetual smell of mowed lawn and sweaty gym shorts. i could walk these streets for days, dodging leaf blowers and rude old men, to the lulling pu...
Posted by petite soeur on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:08:00 PST

what do nuns eat for lunch?

this keyboard is jacked
Posted by petite soeur on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:49:00 PST

hey my mom's on myspace

she rules life's really weird
Posted by petite soeur on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST