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About Me



If you plan carefully, you might be able to hit all of my stops in under 25 hours.

"Little Chicken wandered the streets singing, 'doo doo doo.' Little chicken came across a sign that said, 'I will eat you.' And it did." — A. Sign

"This is about as scratch & sniff as you'll ever get." — Stinky Claus

AIM -> iamozwaldo

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jean-Luc Godard. People whose last name is also Juncker. People who will speak in french with me so I can get better at it. People who don't have myspace accounts, but think I'm cool. People who think my myspace is week. People who will help me spread the word about all these Target and M.A.CYs gift cards and free iPods I'm getting in the mail. Nigerian widows who want to give me a billion dollars.

Who I have met:

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THIS VIDEO NO LONGER EXISTS?!?

Hey ever ybody, I made a movie that got me into the Cannes Film Festival last year via a sort of internship which lead to my 3 month long travels throughout Europe. Where once you could watch it and once you could vote for it, there now is an empty crater where new and better videos will be able to be viewed. It no longer exists on the internet because I never uploaded it myself, and don't plan on it - for the moment at least. It's one of my favorite videos that I've made, though. Special thanks to chriswalters.com, because I never would've have gone at all if it wasn't for him. Thanks Chris!

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For a good time, PLAY EM ALL AT ONCE!!! Green... Still need green. GREEEEEN!!!

Marvelous Mess - DESA music video - Not Quite Green, Maybe Cyan...

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We Must Be Brave - DESA Music Video - Red

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Control, Oh No! - Beau Landry Music Video - Yellow

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Daysleeper - Blue

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BeforeXmas - White

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My Blog

My film was reviewed on IMDb.

I can' t tell if this is an accom plish ment or not. Thank s to chris walte rs. com for findi ng this gem:Revie w of " Miche al' s Storm , " ( 2005) a film by Andre w Junck er ( produ cer/ direc tor...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 05:51:00 GMT

Ten things I ate about ewes.

What was the last thing you said to someo ne?  I said, " This is the last thing I'm sayin g to you! " to. . . I don' t know, someo ne. They were at a bus stop. When was the first cigar ette y...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Podcast: You want me to be cleverer?

There is a thing out there called a podcast. The technology has been around longer than most of us know, because computers and internets couldn't handle the size of the files. It went on the wayside w...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 14:24:00 GMT

Toast vs. Ham - the epic battle (sponsored by peanut butter)

Its 4 in the morning, your phone rings who do you expect it to be?I expect there to be a lot of space for this answer.Thaaaank you!Have you kissed anyone over 18?Not really. I like prison.How is life ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:44:00 GMT

Greetings friend: from foreign lands!

You are my dudes,You are my band!O little things you say so bold,You tidy up,My car is sold!I try to take a little ride :(You tell me that my french is fried!We walk and walk to build a shore.But late...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:44:00 GMT

Chapter I - In which we meet dreadful thought.

Restless.This is my being, a current shape. I am restless. In an attempt to counter this feeling I begin thinking of the word, and I play games in my head. Rest-less. Wrestle-less. Rust-less. Rustle-l...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:02:00 GMT

Stand tall. Sit full. See lazy. Slap Happy.

1. Song that always makes you sad?"get sad" by the huffy tangerines2. Last thing you bought?It was in the last place I looked.3. Last person you argued with?Eyeball Swanson. He disagreed with 24. Do y...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:55:00 GMT

Do cartoon rabbits pay bills? Cause I know they’re fuckin.

40 Dirrrrty little Secretssss.Be honest no matter what.[ONE] Who was your last text from?Jenny the Textasaurus. She so craaaaazeh![Two] Where was your default pic taken?Um, I think it's "de fault." It...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:24:00 GMT

Tonight I tell TV what’s on me: NOODLES!!!

1. In two words, explain your current relationship.Near far.2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?Does Tokyo drifting at capture the flag count?3. What were you doing this morning at 8am?I wa...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:50:00 GMT

Wizards: Check! and double check!

Ever wondered what it'd be like if I worked in some kind of weird office? Ever wondered what it'd be like if I was a wizard? Well now have em both!!!Yeah, Chris, Roman and I made this movie. Don't wor...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:20:00 GMT