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Deo

I won't cast the first stone or leave the first mark, but I will leave a lasting impression...

About Me


I am the funniest person you'll ever know. I am random. I will make you smile. If I can't, I call those bad days. I know who i am. do you? If you wanted the epitome of the "nice guys finish last" you've found it. Funny, witty, unselfish, a good listener, capable, intelligent, a hopeless romantic, with a hint of cockiness, i got it all, and yet i don't. I've got butterflies to give out to any girl that's willing to handle them. If you need to know more about me just ask. Or READ MY BLOGS!!!! Seriously, you'll laugh your ass off. that's where the good stuff is. and not just the latest 5. all of them. or just subscribe to me.
Don't ever take me too seriously because i don't. Just laugh and indulge in the fact that you know my silly ass. This may not represent my view of real life but reality sucks so this is the outlet. And its stereotypical so its funny. If u know me in real life, im actually quite funnier. This is my standup comedic act. But instead of a mic, they gave me a keyboard. And for the last time, NO. I'm not crazy I'm actually a genius. My efforts just go towards something you're not accustomed to. This is purely for entertainment purposes and resolution for my boredem. nothing is concrete. nothing. not even concrete. Oh yeah i also have a really bad short term memory. So sorry in advance if i offend anyone. Or u can fuck off, i could care less either or.
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My Interests

Interesting things and people. ART IS LIFE. MUSIC IS LIFE. Drink Cultura. I like the beauty in simplicity. Complication is so overated. Unconventionality is always good. I like girls not dudes. Nerds are hot! I believe in love at second sight. I love surprises. the good and bad ones. It just amazes me how the outcomes of certain things are never planned. Those sursprises can help distinguish special moments from the mundane. I love my Ipod. Its the only thing that has stayed true to me. It never talks back to me or breaks my heart. It sings to me when I need it too. I don't know what i'd do without her....er i mean "it."

I'd like to meet:

Karen O, Jessica Alba, Dave Chapelle, Chris Carrabba, Al Gore "inventor of the internet" jk, Hideo Kojima, Bill Clinton, George Clinton, Rivers Cuomo, Quentin Tarantino, Homer J. Simpson, Conan O'Brien, Claudio Sanchez Eva Longoria, Steve Carrel, and The love of my life

I DRAW THE NUDE, IN THE NUDE
I draw a lot for not being an art major. If any girls wanna replay that scene in Titanic, then hit me up. i'd be honored to provide my services. DEO HEARTS YOUR COMMENTS. click on any pic (click here)--My Sketchups

Share and Share alike
The Borrower's List

Jason - Killer 7 GC
David - Some of my NES games
Jenny - DaVinci Code book
Enrique - My entire CD/mp3 archive
Kevin - Shenmue Dreamcast
Aaron - $40 idiot

Stuff I borrowed
Enrique - Leisure Suit Larry PS2
Julie - Statics book/notes and ENGR100W book

Music:

New Found Glory, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Dashboard Confessional,Incubus, Green Day,Jimmy Eat World,Weezer, Nirvana, Presidents of The United States of America,Ludacris, The Used, Outkast,Coheed & Cambria, Beastie Boys, Barenaked Ladies, Brand New, Jurrasic 5, Blink-182, Garbage, Gnarls Barkley, Death Cab For Cutie, Sublime, The Killers,TOOL,Novice, Fiona Apple, Modest Mouse,Anything from the 80's. aka ugliest looking decade ever, and a bunch other shit

Movies:

Fight Club, Goonies, Snatch, Kill Bill vol. 1&2, Star Wars:Empire Strikes Back, Lost In Translation, Evangelion Death&Rebirth, Super Troopers, Dogma, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Amelie, Shaun of the Dead, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1&2 not 3, Sin City, Boondock Saints, Spiderman, Harry Potter: Prisoner of Azkaban (yeah u heard me),

Television:

Golden Girls, The daily show, Rocko's Modern Life, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Simpsons, Family Guy, x-play(Morgan Webb yah!), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Chapelle Show, M.X.C., Cowboy Bebop, Tonight Show w/ Conan O'Brian

Books:

Brave New World, Slaughter House Five, Cat's Cradle, Angels & Demons I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Heroes:

The microwave oven, and uncle Michael.
THESE ARE MY BLOGS
FREE SPEECH AT ITS FINEST. MY BLOGS FOR ALL. DEO HEARTS YOUR COMMENTS. click on any. * = intellectual and emo

Nerdy Love Song
Is That A Wii In Your Pocket? Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
You'll Never Be Sick As Long As You Stay Away From A Doctor Who Tells You So
Life Just Got So Much Better
Videogame Hype
I Think I'm Turning Japanese
I Sleep In to Avoid Gloomy Morning Overcast
Pickles are Cucumbers Soaked In Evil
Cute Till The Last Drop
I'd Rather Cut The Roof Of My Mouth
Dirt Cleans Off Easier Than Blood
Cross Your Fingers And Pray For Winter
You Can't List Your Friends, But You Can Count On Them
Sticks and Stones Are A Lot Worse Than They Sound
You're The Closest Thing I Know, To Love, So...
Cute Means Nothing
I Wish I Was Stupid So I Didn't Know Any Better
Take The TV Survey
Love Is Destructive
I Look At Myself And Remember What Love Was
Cool Kids, They Belong Together
(Review) Yeah Yeah Yeahs-Fever To Tell
Your Death Becomes Someone Else's Oppurtunity
95% of Songs Are Made For the Ugliest Organ
A Breath Inhaled From An Air So Sick
In Loving Memory of Michael Craviotto...
Do You Believe What I See Now?
Sample Concepts Like Hordervs and Eat their Questions for Dessert
My, What a Beautiful Mouth You Have
Sound Engineering
The Eulogy of a Pencil Sharpener
You Don't Win Friends with Salad
In Your Honor Speak
Would You Blame Me For Being So Smitten?
Masticating to the 80's
Wedding of the Century PartII:(2 Fast 2 Furiouser)
I'm not afraid of hell. I'll have more friends there anyway
There are different names for the same things
Women have breasts. Get over it
*It hasn't been my decade
I'm a disgusting piece of artwork
The God complex of Mr. Deo
If you're looking for a boy with a voice, well baby Im single
That's A Huge Bitch!
Wedding Of the Century (Carve your heart out yourself)
Did Somebody Take Your Tongue?
Wake Me Up When September Ends
*You'll Have To Speak Up. I'm Wearing a Towel
How to Be Late for Work
*Chasing a Ghost of a Good Thing
I'm dumb, she's a lesbian, i thought i have found the one
*I wish i would never, hurt again
*The best part of beLIEve is the LIE
Do you still feel the butterflies?
Project Mayhem (9/1/05)
How America ruins things
*Musical Chairs
*AMBIVALANCE
I just wanted to save this one

My Blog

Wii-member when Wii fell in love?

So this will probably be the last time I will gush..ahem...post about my Nintendo Wii. If you want one, you might have to consider letting go of some things that you enjoy in life. If you buy this thi...
Posted by Deo on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:46:00 PST

Never Knows Best

A lady friend of mine and I went to a bar to get tipsy before our class the other day. And we had a very interesting discussion about something we witnessed that night. There was a fight that b...
Posted by Deo on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:50:00 PST

Nerdy Love Song

Is this what it sounds like? When doves cry? That wasn't rhetorical. I'm serious. This reminds me how nerds have it the worst. But i revel in the fact that all guys do this... width="425" height="350...
Posted by Deo on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

Is that a Wii in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

Wii-diculous Wii-spect Nintendo has done it. They have crafted (again), the world's greatest entertainment device known to man.Wii will reign as the de facto paradigm shift that the videogame bu...
Posted by Deo on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

You'll Never Be Sick, As Long As You Stay Away From A Doctor Who Tells You So.

Happy Turkey Day!!! Oh man-o-man. I really can't wait to get my "eat on" today. Its like I've been saving the scarffing all year. Just thinking about mashed potatoes and gravy right now makes my mouth...
Posted by Deo on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:39:00 PST

Life Just Got So Much Better

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Posted by Deo on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:30:00 PST

Videogame Hype

Videogames. (sigh) In the next couple of days, the videogame market will complete its next-generation proggression as every major console will be available to the gaming masses. The Playstation 3 and ...
Posted by Deo on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:32:00 PST

I Think I'm Turning Japanese

Even with so many advaces in society there's always room for improvement. Not to be outdone by even the techno wonderous peoples they are, the Japanese can sure think of  stupi....er, "clever" wa...
Posted by Deo on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST

I Sleep In to Avoid Gloomy Morning Overcast

Happy Halloween!!! Yay October is over! And we get free candy as a reward? Niiiice. Unfortunately i won't be able, and wasn't able, to partake in any festivities this year. I have a class till 9pm ton...
Posted by Deo on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:25:00 PST

Pickles Are Cucumbers Soaked in Evil

(Attention: All photos were unaltered [except for red highlights] nor encouraged by me. This is a testament to how fucking hilarious you guys are. I miss my high school friends) My yearbooks...
Posted by Deo on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST