fun.
girls.
music.
fun girls with music. haha.
laughter.
anything on adult swim's sunday night line-up.
paintball.
mountain biking.
paintball while mountain biking. hahaha.
mixed martial arts (ufc and shit like that)
sparring.
herb.
beer.
rum.
jager.
concerts.
herb, beer, rum, and jager at a concert...hahahahaha...ahhh i crack me up.
beaches.
snorkling.
swimming in general.
camping.
fishing.
video games.
movies.
food.
last but certainly not least.
FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
I'd like to meet:
Someday, I think that someday I'd like to meet a grand new person while being a tiny cog in the wheel of a gigantic soul-dead internet groupthink, pulsating from a collective subconscious desire to further separate oneself from the vital connection of bittersweet humanity, vulnerability and tactile, face to face openminded dialogue by instead favoring pointless, ham-fisted shouting into an untamed and uncapped pipe of experimental ignorance which fosters only shamefully self-righteous and disturbingly bloated run-on sentences...and funny-ass youtube videos...
..
Music:
i love music w/a passion. i can do anything to it, eat, sleep, do homework, yardwork, dishes, smoking, drinking, dancing (although i find dancing w/o music on is looked at as abnormal so i try to chill on that. haha)
Gorillaz
Gogol Bordello
Misfits
Dead Kennedys
Bus Driver
Sublime
Butthole Surfers
Clutch
MF Doom
Del the Funky Homosapien
Social D
Authority Zero
Rancid
Dropkick Murphys
NoFX
Tiger Army
Death by Stereo
Jimi Hendrix
Aerosmith
The Rza
Sick of it all
Uzi Suicide
Minor Threat
Casualties
Nekromantix
Street Dogs
Anti-Flag
Black Flag
Goldfinger
Seal bitches! Thats Right!!!
the Clash
Bad Religion
Bad Brains
Nine Inch Nails
Aesop Rock
Daft Punk
Beck
Rise Against
Slightly Stoopid
Cake
Modest Mouse
Mindless Self Indulgence
Bloodhound Gang
Beastie Boys
Danzig
John Lee Hooker
The Descendants
El-P
Me First and the Gimme Gimme's
Mr. Lif
Nekromantix
Rage Against The Machine
Sex Pistols
Tenacious D
Suicidal Tendencies
311
Mystic Roots
Bob Marley and The Wailers
Johnny Cash
Skindred
The Beach Boys
Pennywise
the Ramones
Green Day
the Blues Brothers (call me a dork, i dont care haha)
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Wolfmother
Prodigy
so basically lots of punk (its essential for "fun" driving and stress relief in the sweaty mosh pits), reggea, old school music, hip-hop (NOT RAP) techno-ish stuff is cool i guess, and chill music, but mainly something that sounds good...something almost...orchestratic. and something i can shake my ass to. haha.
Movies:
Jim Carrey in the hizzy!!!
Adam sandler is also the shit, same with chris farley
fight club, lord of the rings, harry potter, boondock saints, snatch, lock stock and two smokin barrels, saw 1, 2, & 3, the first grudge (that movie scared the shite outta me!!!) sin city, neverending story, spawn (the hbo cartoon version), 40-year-old virgin, wedding crashers, half baked, dazed and confused, charlie and the chocolate factory(new one), willy wonka and the chocolate factory (old one)stewie movie, harold and kumar, spider-man, the teenage mutant ninja turtles movies, kung fu hustle, shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, all the broken lizard movies (ie super troopers, club dred, beerfest, and the dukes of hazzard re-make, thats right those guys did that movie.) and soo many more that i know i'm gonna remember later...
BOOMSHAKALACKA!
Television:
Adult Swim Fockers!
My FAV is family guy, and i do a damn good peter griffin impression
Obviously space ghost coast 2 coast, aqua teen hunger force
Robot Chicken
12 Oz. Mouse
Perfect Hair Forever
Venture Bros.
and from the saturday line-up, i LOVE samurai champloo
that 70's show is freakin sweetFamily Guy, Lots of G4 crap, South Park, Chappele's Show, Viva La Bam,
The Original Jackass
The Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!!!
(otherwise known as MXC,
why the excluded the second E...i dunno)
Dane Cook-izzle!
and i kinda grew up ..rek, hahaBut i've loved Calvin & Hobbes my entire life and i still do.
crazy guy is always thinkin up conspiracies and invents all kinds a snazzy stuff...like the Transmogrifier bitches!
Books:
Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, and Deception Point, all by Dan Brown. I'm also an old school Lord of the Rings fan, everyone else is just now jumping on the bandwagon, i've been a fan since like...the 90's...BOOYAH!
and the harry potter books...hey fuck you, they're cool when your stoned...except the first two...those were kinda lame.
Heroes:
To start realistically, my mom, she raised me by herself and has helped me through sooooo much, i'll love her foreverNow starting unrealistically, hehe, Iron Man is the shit...
You are Iron Man
Iron Man
90%
Green Lantern
85%
Spider-Man
80%
The Flash
80%
Catwoman
65%
Robin
60%
Superman
55%
Wonder Woman
50%
Hulk
50%
Supergirl
40%
Batman
25%
Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...
Spider Man, Venom (even though he's a bad guy), the Punisher, and
Spawn (two anti-heroes, though still cool).
i've always said that if i could choose one superheroes powers i would be the silver surfer.
As far as real life, definalty Jim Carrey,
that man is my idol, i really wanna grow up to be like him, yeah i love acting. you could say i have a "passion" for entertaining people.
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