Clatan profile picture

Clatan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Opinionated, diabetic, drunk, atheist, anti-capitalist, sinner, liar, saint, hypocritical multi-layered pretensious jester of nihilism...oh, yeah; also the Alpha and Omega, The great creator, destructor, and...whoa, Sultan of psilocybin there for a sec.

My Interests

Music, reading, writing, photography, random weirdness, revolution, evolution, outdoors, and long walks into a rising tide.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that will put up with my bull-shit. This is no easy task. Also:

Music:

GhostFlowers

team OTEP
Tool, Nine Inch Nails, NOFX, Anti-Flag, GG Allin, Manson, Adair, Dope, Seplutura, Beatles, Doors, Hendrix, Zeppelin, Homegrown, Rage Against the machine, Lucky Boys Confusion, Alice In Chains, Primus, anything involving Les Claypool, anything involving Mike Patton, Smashing Pumpkins, OTEP, A perfect Circle, Bob Marley, Phunk Junkeez, Old School hip hop (Cypress Hill, Run DMC, Snoop) The FU's, Rich kids on LSD, Negative Approach, Bad Religion

Movies:

Donnie Darko, The Doors, Apocalypse Now, Requiem for A Dream, Natural Born KIllers, Waynes' World, Bowling for Columbine, Hype, The Usual Suspects, The Godfather, Scarface, The devils Advocate, Deep Throat

Television:

Mixed emotions here...I see people on TV, therefore I'll never totally believe that they can't see me...I hear it's the opiate of the masses (opiates = A serene, relatively contented Clatan who only wishes moderate harm upon the passerby; though despite this the masses = asses). In addition, the theory which states that "god is in the TV" has been scientifically and linguistically proven time and time again since the dawn of the vacuum tube; leading me to my conclusion (obvious as it is to any homosapien worthy of further evolution): KILL YOUR TV!

Books:

Anything by the following authors: Che Guevera, Emma Goldman, Abbie Hoffman, Anton Szandor Lavey, Noam ChomskyAlso: The World on Blood by: Jonathon Nasaw, The Monkeywrench gang by: Edward Abbey

Heroes:

I really don't have the best taste here. Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Sid Vicious, Che Guevera, to name a few. Now a Morrison quote:"I like ideas about the breaking away or overthrowing of established order. I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder, chaos; especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road towards freedom - external freedom is a way to bring about internal freedom."

My Blog

HAIL CLATAN!!

How evil are you?...
Posted by Clatan on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:43:00 PST

bored again

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:CLATANBirthday:4/27/1984Birthplace:Springfuck, MOCurrent Location:Nixa, MOEye Color:BrownishHair Color:Brown, Black occasionallyHeight:6'Right Handed or Left Ha...
Posted by Clatan on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:29:00 PST

one word

You.Can.Only.Type.One.Word.Not as easy as you might think.1. Where is your cell phone? charging2. Your hair?stagnant 3. Your mother?worried4. Your father?hero 5. Your favorite thing?freedom6. Your dre...
Posted by Clatan on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:42:00 PST

another failed attempt at alleviating boredom

The Strange Questions SurveyWhat's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you've dated:about 10 years Ever been in a car wreck?:yeah, but nothing majorWere you popular in high school?...
Posted by Clatan on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:51:00 PST

Rejoining the workforce

Just finished my second day as a cook at the fox and hound. Well, my second day of my second round. I worked there for a couple of months in highschool before I was fired for overall incompetence...
Posted by Clatan on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:01:00 PST

Identity Theft

http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Clatan on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:58:00 PST

Might be something to online quizzes after all...

Your Personality Is Like Heroin You're capable of the highest highs and the lowest lows.Addicted to feeling good, you'll do almost anything to avoid pain.People seek you out, even though you can ...
Posted by Clatan on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST

Im so bored I just filled out a questionaire

Since I never do these damn things and I usually never look at bulletins, I figured I put this on my blog as well... 1. What is in your left pocket? My dead Uncle's vintage zippo, a blue bic because t...
Posted by Clatan on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:54:00 PST

...

help
Posted by Clatan on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:45:00 PST

Captain Cynical to the rescue...

My description makes me sound pretty lame...ummm...I spend my days as a mild-mannered pizza delivery guy, but by night I fight crime and optimism as my rugged alter-ego, Captain Cynical. Wherever...
Posted by Clatan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST