UNFOLDED out of the folds of the woman, man comes unfolded, and is always to come unfolded;Unfolded only out of the superbest woman of the earth, is to come the superbest man of the earth;Unfolded out of the friendliest woman, is to come the friendliest man;Unfolded only out of the perfect body of a woman, can a man be form'd of perfect body;Unfolded only out of the inimitable poem of the woman, can come the poems of man--(only thence have my poems come;)Unfolded out of the strong and arrogant woman I love, only thence can appear the strong and arrogant man I love;Unfolded by brawny embraces from the well-muscled woman I love, only thence come the brawny embraces of the man;Unfolded out of the folds of the woman's brain, come all the folds of the man's brain, duly obedient;Unfolded out of the justice of the woman, all justice is unfolded;Unfolded out of the sympathy of the woman is all sympathy: 10A man is a great thing upon the earth, and through eternity--but every jot of the greatness of man is unfolded out of woman,First the man is shaped in the woman, he can then be shaped in himself.
It begins...
So you're back?: Not for long
WHY?: Killin Time
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Monkeys or Llamas?: Deffinetly a Monkey
Leno or Letterman?: Leno hahaha
Dumb or Dumber?: Dumb is bad enough don't need to go to the next level
Popping your grandmother's year-old 3 back pimple, or eating her?: ewwwwww would have say poppin the pimples
Not just the lean cuts?: ha
Goldfinger or Bowfinger?: goldfinger
Douchbag or Bitch?: hmmmmm Ill take Bitch
How old were you when you stopped eating boogers? Admit it, you ate them.: i de have to say 3years old.....what was I thinking lloll
Don't you hate those punch the monkey banners?: Never seen one
Do you punch the monkey?: I'de give it a banana
Have you ever been mauled by a bear?: Na, but got sat on by a fat chick ones, does that count??
What was it like?: Lets hope it would never happen again
Why the hell would anybody name a planet Uranus?: because i love Uranus.... and i want to do ittttt
If you were starving on a life raft with your friend, would you eat him?: no but i'de use his fingers for fishing hahahaha
Have you ever seen a bird fly into a live wire?: no but that would be hilarious
It's funny isn't it?: you said it
Do you love Lucy?: No, I love Katie
How about Raymond?: everyone loves raymond well sorry to say but unfortunetly I hate him
When was the War of 1812?: 1812
Who line is it anyways?: the guy in the green shirt
Have you ever seen a bigfoot?: ya
Did you shoot it?: no I stuck it In someones ass
Did it have a zipper?: no they were wearing trackers
Spinny chairs kickass, huh?: When drunk can be very dangerous
Are you wearing socks right now?: hate em
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?: hmm well
Do you think Miss Cleo is actually psychic?: Don't really care
Yes, but does she know that?: I hope she does
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If I had to choose the manner of my death it would be...: I am living forever
The coolest thing in the world is...: The beach, the ocean, sunrise, sunset and nature all together
A moose, a monkey and a llama...: monakamosa
I wish I had a...: millions and millions of dollars, buy a cruise ship and invite all my friends to live and party on board.....part
My fridge is magical because...: It feeds me like the starvin marvin I am, and it makes crushed and cube ice...beat that
Why does Spot run?: try to shake his Spots off
How many things have died as a result of your stupidity?: two I think
Can you give some examples?: well my turtles died cause I forget the water heater poor things they were great Pets :(
Don't you just hate rich people?: No they pay for my things
Assuming you're rich, how many beggars have you kicked?: non, give em a taste of happiness
Is your stupidity contagious?: only when drunk
Have you ever failed a blood test? How 'bout a personality test?: na
Wouldn't be fun to ride a Hover-Round on a freeway during rush hour?: Who out there would honestly think It wouldn't be fun
Wasn't Rush Hour II hilarious?: If you say so i can't remember
The funniest thing that ever happened to me was...: throwin a party at my house and be the first person to pass out....
Swedes are like...: so useless cause you can't get it wet
You should...: Never wear it in the rain
I make Lego war machines because...: I can
My name means...: Pure, Virginal
My horribly deformed...: dog had an intimate encounter with a skunk
The stupidest thing I ever wore...: was too much clothes when i am trying to get laid
When I'm alone I...: wish I had someone there
My dumbass friend...: wants to get a trailer and join the trailer park trash
A dumb blonde...: Entertainment
A shampoo for pubic dandruff: FuZZY BuNNy
Talking breast implants (be sure to give some catch phrases!): the Gagbangers
Something to remove those pesky gerbil skins: zoloft oloft
An M-16 designed for toddlers: the machine
A device that gives your lover's genitals a nasty shock when they cheat: the Zapper
A device that gives your lover a nastier shock if they buy the last product: The Super Zapper
Something that slaughters, skins and cooks your prospective dinner: skin mice
A ground to evangelist missile (No more religious pamphlets, YAY!!!): Fire in the Hole
A glass that turns water into wine: Jesus
How many friends do you have?: Oh god way Too many to count
Friends with benefits?: Lots
How many girlfriends or boyfriends have you had? At the same time?: hmmmm
You're not a eunuch, are you?: ooooooooh that would hurt, thank God i am a Female
Gay?: dick and pussy
Do you have any pets? Those you intend to eat don't count.: no but i have
What are you wearing right now?: wouldn't you like to know
Are you sure you're not gay?: BI BI BI BI BI
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Phobophobics (people afraid of being afraid) are funny, right?: there is suck a thing
Why do they call pencil lead pencil lead if it's made of graphite?: Who know the whole english language is messed up
Why does MySpace have so many damn errors?: talk to the hackers
If a homeless guy asked you for money, would you give it to him?: No ide tell him to get a Job
What if he said he needed it for drugs and alcohol?: tell him to go sniff gas instead it's free lloll
Has your anus ever bled profusely?: Hells no awwwwwwww sick
Have you ever vomitted blood?: HELLS NO
Do I care?!: No
Do you like to tease animals?: Na just cats, they're so useless
People?: Now thats a different story
How bout really stupid people?: I just like to laugh at them
You're depressed aren't you?: Never
What was the last thing you said to the freak wearing lederhosen nextdoor?: Go stick a peniss in the ear
Shmenky: girl who looks like a monkey
Spollute: spitt till you drop
Drave: bravery dance
Skade: shady skater
Ploofle: playin dirty on the roof
Jave: computer language used for internet
Dericate: the dancing karate move...if there is such huh
Splunge: dooshbag
Flunkdinger: Ass scratcher
Booberclap: tity fucking
You guessed it...
How did you guess it?: made it up
What is the funniest animal in the world?: lamas they, spit on you
There once was a man from Nantuckett...: he had a plumper ass
Do you have a hobo burial ground in your basement?: na
OKAY... anyways... that's kinda scary... How big is it?: n/a
Really? That big? How long have you been working at it?: No not really
What is your favorite kind of sandwich?: Burgers mmmmmmmmmm
Are you a permanent resident of Lalaland?: I own that land, cause I am rich bitch
What is the greatest quantity of food you've eaten within a 3-hour period?: wow that has to be at 70 -80 wings (Buffalo Wing Festival)
How much of the next day was spent in the shit-box?: more like the same day hahahaha
Do you know the lumberjack song by heart?: Not a clue
If you were a board game, what board game would you be?: Hungry Hungry Hippo
Are you on speaking terms with your parrot?: No
Have you ever drawn the ire (made angry, dipshit) of a crazed cult?: Made fun of a member in the Hells Angels b4 know who they really were ooooooooooops I was drunk, young and outa control
Did they sacrifice you to their dark gods?: they didn't do shit
Use the words 'deformed', 'bat suit', 'feces' and 'splunge' in a sentence.: The Deformed Bat suit man splunged in pile of feces
Do you actually scream for Ice Cream?: No i whine for it
Have you ever eaten head cheese?: I don't think so
Do you believe torture is ever warranted?: No
Do you play with cat toys?: No I have other toys I de rather play with ;)
Are you a big cat?: I am a sexy cat
What kind of meow do you have?: I moan
You're a cat damn it!!!
Do you think a robin is a type of fruit?: he's breakfast, lunch and dinner
How many people have you imprisoned in your attic?: one, that I have my way with
Have you already noticed my rapid descent into *drool* insanity?: not yet
If you were Godzilla, and you got socks for X-mas, what would you do?: trap hot guys in them
What was the most disgusting thing you ever ate?: choclate covered crickets
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Freeze dried, monkey, feces and Cadillac: pimp cadilac freeze dried the man and made feces came out of a monkey ass
Masticate, uvula, cow and wad: ?????? whatever
Squirrel, anti-personnel device, road meat and jerk: the jerk with the anti-personnell device ran over the squirrel and turned it to road meat
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Have you ever been hazed?: Na
Poor bastard... Have you ever been shot by a deer?: Almost got killed in a car when meg Hit one.....what a trip
Have you ever danced naked in the rain? Acid rain?: Done more than dancing, with the pollution in this world all rain in my opinion is acidic
Have you ever incited a riot?: No but saved alot
What is the cruelest thing you've ever done to a sleeping person?: haha shaved every single hair on thier body
Why are people with white jackets always trying to put me in the Lala room?: Cause thats where my friends are
To me the only hero I know is me. Why....because no matter what happens I always manage to hold on strong. No matter how upset someone is, I can always bring a smile to thier face. Every step I make is step that I chose, the capabiltity to know the right from wrong. As for heroes its not what they do right, its what they do wrong that I take and learn from.....