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special effects (REAL sfx, none of this CGI garbage), Charles Addams, classic film, hanging out with the boys, etymology, classic cars, human sexuality, abnormal psych, Eddie Izzard, circus freaks, DC Comics, disney, pirates, monkeys, hedgehogs, people named "Steve."
I like my men like I like my coffee. Ground up, in an airtight bag in my freezer.
I already met the best guy a girl could have (just ask all the chicks patiently waiting for us to break up). As you can see, he looks quite normal until he shoves needles through his face, eats some fire, or encourages you and your 3 biggest friends to stand on him while he's lying on a bed of nails.
Here is an example of the mister at work (gotta pay the bills somehow) :
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THIS is the type of person I'd like to meet. The ones who look normal, with hidden peculiarities and talents. They are typically the smart ones that you can learn something from. And really, I don't need friends I can't learn something from.
and just because I thought this was so amusing, I have a story to share:
So, when michael takes his shirt off to get on the bed of nails, he usually gets a few catcalls from the audience. George pauses and laughs and says "that's sad, some of those were guys. Well, he IS a sword swallower!" and the audience usually laughs. During the 2nd or 3rd show on friday, this woman behind me got all huffy and said "that's really rude. What if his boyfriend is offended?"
I turned around and said "um... I'm his boyfriend..."
she shut the hell up at that point. :)
Buddy Holly, Oingo Boingo, Groovie Ghoulies, Screeching Weasel, Smugglers, Phenomenauts, Supersuckers, Amazing Royal Crowns, Moral Crux, Ella Fitzgerald, Johnny Cash, the Ramones, Elvis, Atomic Fireballs, Patsy Cline, the Rev, Weezer, Gene Vincent, Teen Idols, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Mr. T Experience, Pansy Division, Jerry Lee Lewis, Hanson Brothers, Everly Brothers, Green Day, Harry Connick Jr., Dead Milkmen, Nerf Herder, the Descendents, Chixdiggit!, Cheap Trick, Los Straitjackets... there's no way to list EVERY band or musician I love. I'm rarely indifferent toward music, it's either love or hate.
All the old Universal Monster films, anything that's got Jimmy Stewart in it (and I mean ANYTHING), Rope, The Manchurian Candidate (STARRING SINATRA, YOU BLASPHEMOUS TRAITORS!), the Indiana Jones trilogy, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Philadelphia Story, Mystery Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, Daddy Long Legs, Boondock Saints, any movie with Ray Harryhausen effects (I'll watch them ALL), comic book movies, anything directed by either Tim Burton, Kevin Smith, John Waters, John Hughes, or Alfred Hitchcock ('cept Frenzy. That movie blows).
Nip/Tuck, Carnivale, 6 Feet Under, Dead Like Me, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, CSI Las Vegas, Twilight Zone, Walt Disney Presents, Family Guy, Futurama, Justice League Unlimited, Lilo & Stitch, Dukes of Hazzard, Little House on the Prarie
I love to read. It would take months to list my favorite books. Some of my favorite authors are Roald Dahl, Mark Twain, Jules Verne, Christopher Moore, Thomas Harris, Dan Brown, Douglas Adams... I also really love Greek and Roman mythology. Oh yeah, and I'm one of "those Harry Potter people."
would it be trite to start listing comic book heroes? Yessss....