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Snow White

ALUMNI Marquis De Sade's Academy for the Fidgety

About Me

hey look, it's my soulmate ;)I'm a bit of an intellectual snob but I am addicted to cartoons. I rail against conformity but I drive an economical sedan. I hate pretentiousness but I usually work in the film industry. I am a singer but I can't read music. I love the water but I am afraid of boats. I enjoy confrontation but I don't like to fight. I am a masochist but if I hurt myself by accident I cry. I love roller coasters but I have vertigo. I am a pack rat but I have an organizational OCD.I really enjoy making people uncomfortable. I am abrupt, snarky, and cold. I believe in total honesty. This makes me a good friend if you want the truth about something. But it makes it impossible for me to get along with backbiting people who dance around issues and avoid confrontation. I have zero patience for people who can't assert themselves, and even less for people who don't know when to drop it and move on. I wouldn't pretend to be overly concerned with the feelings of people who don't interest me.I am a fan of alternative lifestyles and/or sexualities. That having been said, I am very well taken care of at home. I am not (repeat: NOT) looking for anyone to supplement my fancies, nor will I join your right-wing-christian-propaganda-driven cultist efforts to unseat democracy and make the world more dangerous for people who don't agree with you... unless you're a Pat-Robertson-loving-fundamentalist who is looking for the beat down of a lifetime. In that case, let's talk.

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My Interests

special effects (REAL sfx, none of this CGI garbage), Charles Addams, classic film, hanging out with the boys, etymology, classic cars, human sexuality, abnormal psych, Eddie Izzard, circus freaks, DC Comics, disney, pirates, monkeys, hedgehogs, people named "Steve."

I'd like to meet:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Ground up, in an airtight bag in my freezer.

I already met the best guy a girl could have (just ask all the chicks patiently waiting for us to break up). As you can see, he looks quite normal until he shoves needles through his face, eats some fire, or encourages you and your 3 biggest friends to stand on him while he's lying on a bed of nails.

Here is an example of the mister at work (gotta pay the bills somehow) :

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THIS is the type of person I'd like to meet. The ones who look normal, with hidden peculiarities and talents. They are typically the smart ones that you can learn something from. And really, I don't need friends I can't learn something from.

and just because I thought this was so amusing, I have a story to share:
So, when michael takes his shirt off to get on the bed of nails, he usually gets a few catcalls from the audience. George pauses and laughs and says "that's sad, some of those were guys. Well, he IS a sword swallower!" and the audience usually laughs. During the 2nd or 3rd show on friday, this woman behind me got all huffy and said "that's really rude. What if his boyfriend is offended?"
I turned around and said "um... I'm his boyfriend..."
she shut the hell up at that point. :)

Music:

Buddy Holly, Oingo Boingo, Groovie Ghoulies, Screeching Weasel, Smugglers, Phenomenauts, Supersuckers, Amazing Royal Crowns, Moral Crux, Ella Fitzgerald, Johnny Cash, the Ramones, Elvis, Atomic Fireballs, Patsy Cline, the Rev, Weezer, Gene Vincent, Teen Idols, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Mr. T Experience, Pansy Division, Jerry Lee Lewis, Hanson Brothers, Everly Brothers, Green Day, Harry Connick Jr., Dead Milkmen, Nerf Herder, the Descendents, Chixdiggit!, Cheap Trick, Los Straitjackets... there's no way to list EVERY band or musician I love. I'm rarely indifferent toward music, it's either love or hate.

Movies:

All the old Universal Monster films, anything that's got Jimmy Stewart in it (and I mean ANYTHING), Rope, The Manchurian Candidate (STARRING SINATRA, YOU BLASPHEMOUS TRAITORS!), the Indiana Jones trilogy, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Philadelphia Story, Mystery Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, Daddy Long Legs, Boondock Saints, any movie with Ray Harryhausen effects (I'll watch them ALL), comic book movies, anything directed by either Tim Burton, Kevin Smith, John Waters, John Hughes, or Alfred Hitchcock ('cept Frenzy. That movie blows).

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Carnivale, 6 Feet Under, Dead Like Me, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, CSI Las Vegas, Twilight Zone, Walt Disney Presents, Family Guy, Futurama, Justice League Unlimited, Lilo & Stitch, Dukes of Hazzard, Little House on the Prarie

Books:

I love to read. It would take months to list my favorite books. Some of my favorite authors are Roald Dahl, Mark Twain, Jules Verne, Christopher Moore, Thomas Harris, Dan Brown, Douglas Adams... I also really love Greek and Roman mythology. Oh yeah, and I'm one of "those Harry Potter people."

Heroes:

would it be trite to start listing comic book heroes? Yessss....

My Blog

I actually orchestrated a surprise! Kinda.

For Michael's birthday, I begged my Timmy to take him ocean-kayaking.  Michael often complai... er, states, that he wants to be outdoors more often and do more active things.    I mana...
Posted by Snow White on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:14:00 PST

that dream I was talking about...

So I have this recurring dream about my father's funeral (he's not dead yet, mind you).  There are usually varying kinds of weird that interrupt things - a random clown showing up, pony rides, th...
Posted by Snow White on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:12:00 PST

a Magic Castle related announcement

Now that it's on the website and officially official, I have to tell y'all.  My boys have been invited to perform with the Freakshow Deluxe at the WORLD FAMOUS MAGIC CASTLE (that's the gameshow h...
Posted by Snow White on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:12:00 PST

SCREW YOU, VERTIGO! HA HAAAAAAH!

That's right. Let's check the scorecard.ME: 1VERTIGO: 0(I reset the score at the first of the year every year)So, I haven't been on a real rollercoaster since I was diagnosed with vertigo... what... 8...
Posted by Snow White on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:09:00 PST

yes, even a bitch like me gets sappy sometimes. Deal.

Gene Wilder said something interesting while talking about his second wife.  He said "I don't believe in fate.  I think we make our own lives, and call it luck."  I agree, 100 percent.   But sometimes...
Posted by Snow White on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:32:00 PST

rodent update...

After Cricket pulled out all of her staples, I took her to the vet on tuesday (they were closed on sunday and monday). Her doctor wasn't there at that moment, but the receptionist recognized me. Recep...
Posted by Snow White on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:58:00 PST

my poor little baby...

So, a lot of people know my rat had developed a tumor on her neck.  Everyone told me there wasn't much we could do, that rats were prone to tumors and you could get them removed if you wanted but...
Posted by Snow White on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:43:00 PST

300 (or How I Learned to Stop Fighting and Marry Gerard Butler)

So, when Michael and I first started dating and were in the getting-to-know-you phase, we traded favorite books.  I bought him copies of Brave New World and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea... he loa...
Posted by Snow White on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:52:00 PST

happy anniversary haaaaaappy anniversary...

Anniversary number 2... second verse, same as the first!   Actually, yeah, kinda.  Last year we ran away for a weekend, really rushed, and then he had to fly back to michigan for work. ...
Posted by Snow White on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:02:00 PST

whine whine *power chord* whine whine *dissonance*

So, little Mike just gave 4 days notice that he's moving out, after lengthy e-mails in which he tried to prove what a fantastic roommate he is and how it's everyone else who is causing trouble.  ...
Posted by Snow White on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST