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HOFFNERD

The truth is that there is no terror untempered by some great moral idea.

About Me

• Sometimes Sclemeel, Sometimes Schlemazel

• I like my physiques hard and my physics harder


• I love LOMO cameras and my DOG .

"Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire."

AIM = fluzdibutt

My Interests

Motion within Motion within Motion.

I'd like to meet:



Stabilitatious Amoragorous or anyone that can teach me something interesting.

Music:

These are the last 10 songs I have listened to, you figure it out:

Movies:

Netflix.

Television:

Network, PBS and UHF.

Books:

Audio.

Heroes:

The Masturbating Bear
Sweet Liquid Love

My Blog

Only Success Can Fail Me Now

This ended up being much, much longer than I had planned. If you just want the gist of the story, here it is: I'm lazy beyond belief.If you know me well you know that the two domestic tasks I despise ...
Posted by HOFFNERD on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST

The Pepe's Challenge

Who would love to have a meal with me at the wonderful restaurant Pepe Delgados? I plan to have many, many wonderful experiences there this week as today I have begun "The Pepe's Challenge."The Backst...
Posted by HOFFNERD on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:33:00 PST

Paraphrased from something Overheard in NY

Where's this generation's Lee Harvey Oswald? Where's our John Wilkes Booth?
Posted by HOFFNERD on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:45:00 PST

HOLY SHIT!!! The Foo Fighters SUCK ASS!!!

While waiting for Conan to come on I subjected myself to the last couple minutes of Jay Leno expecting to only be berated by Leno's inept interviewing skills but instead I got an earful of the new Foo...
Posted by HOFFNERD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Did hell freeze over?" or "Shiny new Apple" or "sMACk me in the Face" or "Is This Intel-igent"

From MacRumors: As rumored, Steve Jobs announced today at the Apple Worldwide Developers Conference that the Macintosh will make a transition to Intel processors. Jobs reviewed the two previous ...
Posted by HOFFNERD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Student Film has a surprise for you

It involves naked women and fire.
Posted by HOFFNERD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Star Bores

I went to see Revenge of the Sith last night. I started writing an enormous post of just how bad it is and everything that is wrong with it but I have decided to delete my rant and just say, Star Bo...
Posted by HOFFNERD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I forgot all about Carob

I just ate a Peanut Butter & Honey Y U M !
Posted by HOFFNERD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I don't know if 'honored' is the right word.

So I'm this guy's 'Lamer of the Week'. Not sure exactly what that means other than the dude thinks I'm a bit out of kilter. I did notice Seth is in there as a past Lamer, at least I'm in good company....
Posted by HOFFNERD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Quandary of the Venture Brothers

I really have nothing to talk about here except for the fact that I love the Venture Brothers and NEED to see some new episodes. Or at the very least see the few existing episodes I haven't seen yet. ...
Posted by HOFFNERD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST