Arnold Schwarzenegger - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am ze governor and ze strongest man in ze universe, and you will face the rise of the machines if you do not go watch my movies jingle all ze way and junior!

My Interests

Being ze governor of ze california and beating ze crap out of ze gray davis.

I'd like to meet:

Ze women with ze boobies.

Music:

Funky disco beats

Movies:

T3: The Rise of ze Machines, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, The Terminator, End of Days, Eraser, True Lies, Jingle All Ze Way, Junior, Twins, Last Action Hero, Kindergarten Cop, Predator, Red Sonja, Conan The Destroyer, Conan The Barbarian

Television:

I do movies you idiot!

Books:

I can barely speak English, you think I know how to read?

Heroes:

Sinbad and Ronald Reagan

My Blog

Being ze governator

Being ze governor of ze California is hard work, but I like making ze mayors and politicians watch my movies like Kindergarden Cop and Junior. This is fun, and I also like to grab ze boobies. Boobie...
Posted by Arnold Schwarzenegger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST