Hei! My name is Kriss, and I mention this in case I have changed my name to something else this week. You may call me Kriss, Violator, or Thor on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and alternating weekends. ;) I was born in the windy city of Chicago, where the winds from Lake Michigan make for some very interesting weather patterns. These days, I live in Dallas, Texas- a land where the summers see that the temperature reaches triple digits.
My love for Metal is genuine and strong. I am not the girl who shows up at the show just to look pretty and fuck all the band members. Don't get me wrong, I have band boys that I crush on, but my first and foremost priority is the music.
I try to play bass and I have been singing since I was very little. My sister Nev and I are currently writing and trying to put together our own band. Stay tuned for that. It might happen someday and then you can say that you've known me from way back when. XD
My tastes vary, but I am very big on Metal from Finland, as you can tell from the banners and the number of Finnish bands that you may hear me speak of. I am also deeply fascinated by their culture and by the Vikings as well. Thor is my favorite Norse God, if you can't tell. Seriously, you've got to love a guy who goes around hitting people upside the head with a hammer.
Nothing more to say, I don't think. I guess I should mention that my sister Nevaeh hates everything, including your face and she wants you to go homeless and get the fuck out of her base. True story. In my spare time, when I'm not busy with work or being Thor, I like to raep Jessica, Sammy, and Antto. Someday, I'm going to molest Jeffrey. And my ferret would make PETA weep.
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