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Adam

assholes look like angry rubberbands.

About Me

i have a strange phobia of produce stickers. no joke.

AlanisAPG [2:05 PM]: i used to hate when english teachers would make up sentences to exemplify words and stuff....
AlanisAPG [2:05 PM]: like SHE went to the store
AlanisAPG [2:05 PM]: and it's like...who is she?
OnlyTakeSomeOfIt [2:06 PM]: i know!

AlanisAPG [3:27 A.M.]: i bet gloria's fans call themselves esteFANS
SuicideBrody [3:28 A.M.]: lol

OREGUHN! forever

-adam
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My Interests

Movies
Spending Money
Saving Money
The Beach
Walking
Eating
Runjumpplaying
Calisthenics
Watching Porn
Trying To Cook
Going To Concerts
Creating
People-Watching
HUGGING
Making Lists
eBaying
Thrift-Storing
Disneyland!

I'd like to meet:

I really wanna meet Melanie.

...and maybe you
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Music:



Alanis Morissette
Tracy Bonham
Ryan Adams
Radiohead
Liz Phair
Tori Amos
Poe
Björk
Melanie
Hole
Courtney Love
Juliette And The Licks
Snow Patrol
U2
Pedestrian
Yaz
Melissa Etheridge
Better Than Ezra
Sinead O'Connor
P!nk
Carole King
Queen
The Rolling Stones
Hanson
The Beatles
Jonneine Zapata
The Grass Roots
Diana Ross And The Supremes
Michael Jackson
Simon And Garfunkel
Hall And Oates
Rick Springfield
E.G. Daily
Katy Rose
The Cranberries
Barenaked Ladies
Big Red Button
Donna DeLory
Lisa Marie Presley
P J Harvey
Aimee Mann
Auf der Maur
Nikka Costa
George Michael
Mendy Lee
Paula Cole
The Mamas And The Papas
The Cardigans
Fefe Dobson
Prince
Aretha Franklin
Jason Mraz
Rachael Yamagata
Lisa Loeb
Greenday
Ednaswap
Sarah McLachlan
Brandi Carlile
Adam And The Ants
Joni Mitchell
Macy Gray
Jody Watley
The Bangles
Eurythmics
Duran Duran
Bic Runga
Bif Naked
Donna Summer
Moby
Cher
Jude
Leona Naess
Annie Lennox
Blondie
Cake
Chantal Kreviazuk
Cyndi Lauper
David Bowie
The Cars
Madonna
Duncan Sheik
Dolly Parton
Garbage
Fiona Apple
Everclear
K's Choice
Shakira
Juanes
No Doubt
OK Go
Paulina Rubio
Jill Sobule
Sheryl Crow
Meredith Brooks
Kristin Hersh
Nelly Furtado
Avril Lavigne
Natalie Imbruglia
The White Stripes
R.E.M.
Wham!
Save Ferris
Soulwax
The Darkness

Movies:

Strange Days
Hysterical Blindness
Norma Rae
The Wedding Singer
The Wiz
The Other Sister
Mixed Nuts
Saved!
Mean Girls
Little Shop Of Horrors
Welcome To The Dollhouse
Boys On The Side
Dodgeball
Along Came Polly
School Of Rock
Mystery Men
The Truth About Cats And Dogs
Thelma And Louise
Anchorman
Meet The Hollowheads
Pretty In Pink
Garden State
Just One Of The Girls
Monkeybone
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Valley Girl
Romy And Michele's High School Reunion
Wet Hot American Summer
Dancer In The Dark
Dogma
Superstar
A Nightmare On Elm Street (All Of Them)
Sleepaway Camp (All Of Them)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
X-Men (Both)
Spiderman (Both)
Kill Bill (Both)
9 To 5
It's Pat!
Clueless
Grease
The Goonies
Poltergeist (All Of Them)
Jawbreaker
The Exorcist
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
But I'm A Cheerleader
Earth Girls Are Easy
Edward Scissorhands
Fatal Attraction
Natural Born Killers
Summer School
Jurassic Park
Freddy VS. Jason
Adventures In Babysitting
B.A.P.S
Prey For Rock & Roll
Funny Face
The 4th Floor
The Rules Of Attraction
Alice's Restaurant
Serial Mom
Mannequin
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Riding The Bus With My Sister
Flashdance
Heathers
St. Elmo's Fire
Hocus Pocus
De-Lovely
Frida
Terms Of Endearment
The Evening Star
Harriet The Spy
It
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
G.I. Jane
Labyrinth

Television:

The Anna Nicole Show
Oz
Wonder Woman
Small Wonder
Out Of This World
Today's Special
So Graham Norton
Will And Grace
Fat Actress
Strangers With Candy
Saved By The Bell
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
Bewitched
Welcome Back Kotter
Best Week Ever
We Are The 80s
The Simple Life
The Surreal Life
Behind The Music
Storytellers
Music In High Places
Real Sex
The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Are You Afraid Of The Dark?
Ren And Stimpy
Beavis And Butthead
Pee-wee's Playhouse

Books:

Anything By Stephen King
The Joy Luck Club
Airframe
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Matilda
Holidays On Ice

Heroes:

Margaret Cho
Tangina Baron
David LaChapelle
Kimmy Louise Gibbler

My Blog

trash and toilet

i don't understand, and probably never will understand, why some people throw out dirty poo toilet paper in the trash can next to the toilet instead of flushing it down.  not only that, but ...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:32:00 PST

nervous bowels

so today's the big day in speech class.  i'm a little bit nervous.  REALLY and TRULY only a little bit nervous.  i don't really get stage fright.... and especially when the role calls f...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:51:00 PST

understanding "no"...

for a long time, i've thought to myself that my friends don't understand the meaning of the word "no".  at this point, i've realized that they understand it flawlessly, it's ME who doesn't unders...
Posted by Adam on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 11:40:00 PST

AIDS

I hate aids.... so every year i walk to try and help in the battle to murder that shit.  anyway, if you'd like to sponsor me this year (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!), click on this link and they'll h...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i guess this is it...

okay.  bye now for a week.  i'm going to big bear (ew) with my family (ew) for what probably will end up being a full week, although the possibility of coming home early is more than just a ...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tevas

I know some of you have heard me lament on and on about Tevas, but I simply cannot get over Teva brand sandals.  They are utterly repulsive.  Firstly, the woven straps are hideous.  Sec...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Beautiful People

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE by Melanie Safka Beautiful people You live in the same world as I do But somehow I never noticed You before today I'm ashamed to say Beautiful people We share the same back door And...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am the mustard scab

that's my role in life
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Usher

Usher Raymond makes me thoroughly sick. I don't like him. I remember seeing him on some music channel talking about his body. Firstly, I wish that he's either sing or shut up, preferably the latter...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK YOU (No Offense)

Whenever I'm asked to describe a pet-peeve of mine, despite the innumerable amount of things that bother me, I can never settle on what to discuss. Well, here it is..... I've come up with the most n...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST