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Matthew Noah

If I kiss you where it's sore, will you feel better? - Regina Spektor (Better)

About Me


My Interests

Hugging my pillow until I'm forced to separate it from my face, dancing to my internal soundtrack, Playing my hand drum, mystifying people with magic tricks, enjoyable greenery, finding money in random pockets, finding new sophisticated gray hairs on my head, Hats, passion, passionate sex, fun who-gives-a-shit sex, sharing my bed, spooning, forking .....

I'd like to meet:

Lost Memories and beautiful, interesting, intelligent, laid-back woman who appreciate good music...I know I'm asking a lot.
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Music:

Sufjan Stevens, James taylor, Nat King Cole, Gregory Page, Ben Harper, Incubus, Kara's Flowers, Cake, Simon & Garfunkle, Paul Simon, Art Garfunkle, Dave Matthews Band, The Beatles, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Jude, Jeff Buckley, Hendrix, Ani Difranco, Stevie Wonder, Steve Miller Band, The Allman Bros., better than ezra, bill withers, ben taylor band, Buddy Guy, Janis Joplin, joni mitchell, Lenny Kravitz, cat stevens, elton john, jack johnson, Ben Harper, Norman Greenbaum, Maroon 5, Dispatch, CSNY, CSN, Low Stars, Sublime, howie day, tristan prettyman, amy cooper, damien rice..........I can't think anymore, ask me if I like it and I'll let you know
Abbey Road

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Movies:

Woody Allen and Kevin Smith's films....love Mary Poppins, the prestige.....I also enjoy all of those crazy existential movies like butterfly effect, being john malcovich, happy accidents, the matrix trilogy, the fountain, vanilla sky and I heart Huckabees.....yes, I do like to contemplate my existence vicariously through fictional characters....I'm lame

Television:

I'm not currently cable-ready but from past viewing....Mr. Show, Simpsons, Family Guy, Weeds, Gray's anatomy. FAVORITE SHOWS OF ALL TIME: "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place" and "Boy Meets World"

Books:

The Alchemist, The Giver, It's Just a Plant, Slaughter House 5

Heroes:

The guy who invented those sanitary toilet seat covers(even though they're only a placebo)....._______________________________________________ ________________________ __________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________-..

My Blog

Weird happenings

So I was walking down Olympic and I had one of those unexplainable synchronized with the world experiences. Like i said, I was walking down the street and some random lady materialized walking towards...
Posted by Matthew Noah on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:42:00 PST

Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?think about this for a minute..................The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by on...
Posted by Matthew Noah on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 02:09:00 PST

c'mon...you know you wanna......

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by Matthew Noah on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 08:01:00 PST

god damn depression

loneliness is the large gauged needle piercing through my heart, loneliness is the knife that's keeping us apart,loneliness is the gun that kills my self esteem,loneliness is the insomnia keeping me f...
Posted by Matthew Noah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST