After festering in Spokane for two miserable post-collegiate years, I've finally hoarded enough money from several soul-sucking stints in the customer service industry to move and pursue my bliss. I'm bidding farewell to the Mullet Capital of Washington and heading for sunny California. Once there I hope to actually put my dual degrees to use as well as do a little commercial/print work on the side. However, I might just say "fuck it all" and do what I enjoy more than anything- writing (who needs money and a "real career" anyway). If the latter doesn't pan out so well, I can always go back to Hooters, 'cause I've got mad hula-hooping/simultaneous beer pouring skills! Hmm, what else is there to say? I love animals, especially my four cats- Simone, Cherie, Honeybee & my one-eyed little man, Baxter. I also enjoy spending time with my best friend Amanda, savoring a good cup of coffee, watching movies, traveling (I desperately want to return to Europe) and filming the occasional commercial. I'm single and always have been, but I wouldn't mind changing that. I firmly believe that humor is the sexiest quality a man can possess. I'm sarcastic, neurotic, hardworking, and loyal.Free Myspace Pictures
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Megan Albertus
Birthday: Friday the 13th of November, 1981
Birthplace: Spokane
Current Location: Spokane, but not for long
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5' 5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty- we're a rare breed
Your Heritage: German/Norwegian/Scandinavian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Shox
Your Weakness: I'm perpetually late for everything
Your Fears: The death of a loved one
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza Hut Veggie Lover's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Relocate to California and get a job that fulfills me
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't instant message
Thoughts First Waking Up: Yay, I don't have to go to work today (now that I'm semi-employed)!
Your Best Physical Feature: You'd have to ask someone impartial, I only see my flaws.
Your Bedtime: Very late. I'm a creature of the night, plus I have to stay up for "Conan!"
Your Most Missed Memory: Time spent with my father.
Pepsi or Coke: Always Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: I used to work at McDonalds (watch "Super Size Me," it's all true) and I don't eat meat, so neither!
Single or Group Dates: At this point I'll take either.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Not a fan of tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino, Frappucino- I don't care, I love it all!
Do you Smoke: Yes, but not cigarettes.
Do you Swear: Unceasingly and excessively. I can make a sailor blush.
Do you Sing: Not well
Do you Shower Daily: No, I simply anoint myself with scented oils to mask the stench.
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that- but eventually may return to finish my third degree.
Do you want to get Married: At this point, I do not have a burning desire to do so (but my mom hopes I'll change my mind).
Do you belive in yourself: Not as much as I should.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not that I know of, but then I've never actually been on a boat.
Do you think you are Attractive: There is always someone prettier.
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, but life is too short not to indulge on occasion!
Do you get along with your Parents: My mother is my hero, confidant and best friend.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Very much so, especially when the power goes out.
Do you play an Instrument: Just the skin flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hell yes!
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Please refer to the previous question!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sadly no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, I fucking work in one.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I'm a vegetarian, so no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Indeed I have
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, I'd have to date someone first!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I haven't gone swimming in 10 years.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Thought about it but no, curse that conscience of mine.
Ever been Drunk: Yes, but on too few occasions. I really need to up my alcohol consumption.
Ever been called a Tease: Once by a guy who was angry I rebuffed his advances because he was so pathetic that if he wanted pussy, he'd have to pay for it.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, I'm pretty non-confrontational.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope, I believe in karma too much.
How do you want to Die: Painlessly and at peace with the life I've led.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Content
What country would you most like to Visit: There are many: England, Egypt, Switzerland... the list goes on!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: Not important
Weight: Very slender
Best Clothing Style: Whatever expresses their indiviuality.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Just one. Guess I need to expand my horizons.
Number of CDs I own: Only a dozen. Guess I really need to expand my horizons!
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: How can you quantify regret? I try to live without it.
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