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Bumblebee Tuna

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About Me

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I am a contradiction in terms!!I love all different types of music, movies and...things...lol. I don't want to be classified as a "Type" of person. To put it bluntly; I am what I am and I like what I like. I love music. Some of my favourite musicians/bands/whatever are Bob Dylan, Johnny cash, The Doors, The Kinks, Green Day, The Beatles ... the list goes on... lol!I also love Jack Daniels. He was a God among men and should be canonized for the great things he has done for the human race...well, apart from the alcoholics...I LOVE COMEDY!! I'm a massive fan of old-school comedy like The (ORIGINAL)Pink Panther movie's, Monty Python etc, etc but also stuff like Scrubs, The Simpsons, Mock The Week (panel show) and The Young Ones & Father Ted etc. As with everything else (!) my taste in comedy is quite varied. A couple of my favourite comedies/comedians/comedy actors include Frankie Boyle, Dara O'Briain, Ed Byrne, Peter Sellers, Scrubs, Everybody Loves Raymond, Fawlty Towers, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Fawlty Towers, The Pink Panther films (the originals!), Monty Python, The Late Edition, Russell Brand, Bill Hicks, Spike Milligan, Jo Brand, French & Saunders, Caroline Ahern, Al Murray, The Simpsons, Family Guy and many, many more!I would like to be a film critic (when I'm growed-up, lol!) but due to my Chronic-Lethargy (or Extreme Laziness) I probably won't be!I love going out and gettin' trashed with my friends! I don't love when I get trashed with my friends and start acting like a lunatic or an arsehole.I couldn't possibly describe myself. I wouldn't know where to start, so I'll keep it short & sweet. I am a nice person. But I have the capacity to be not-such-a-nice person. In other words: I'm human. I'm attraced to people who make me laugh and I like making other people laugh which is unfortunate as I am not in the least bit amusing.Well, I think thats about all I can be bothered to disclose! If u wanna chat or whatever, give me a shout!!..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
The Strange Questions Survey
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: ...can't say I have, no...
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve date: 4 years
Ever been in a car wreck?: Not really
Were you popular in high school?: Alot of people shared a hatred of me....so. yeah, in a way.
Have you ever been on a blind date?: No
Are looks important?: Not really
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??: Yes
By what age would you like to be married?: 103
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?: Not necessarily
Have you ever made a mistake?: I'm like a big mistake magnet.
Are you a good tipper?: Not if the service is bad. Then I'm stingy.
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: I get it done by my sister's friend, so probly about £30.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: Yes
Have you ever peed in public?: Yes. (DRUNK)
What song do you want played at your funeral?: Queen: Don't Stop Me Now.
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?: Yes
What would your last meal be before getting executed?: Fajita's. Or nachos. Or a domino's.
Beatles or Stones?: I'm guna say Beatles, but only by a hair!
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: Pointless Hilton.
Beer, wine or hard liquor?: Jack daniels
Do you have any phobias?: MOTHS! Wing-ed beasts of hell.
What are your plans for the future?: I'd like to travel at some point...
Do you walk around the house naked?: No. I'm not a cruel person.
If you were an animal what would you be?: Either a giraffe or a tiger. or a cat. Or a bird or something.
Hair color you like on someone you're dating?: Anything but grey or white will do nicely.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?: Well, neither...
Do you have any special talents?: I have many talents!
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: ...i duno, take my shoes off??
Do you like horror or comedy?: Comedy. Well, both. But comedy more.
Are you missing anyone?: Not particularly
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?: the queen
Where do you want to live when you are old?: In a nursing home that stinks of piss where the staff beat me up for being old and senial. That would be nice.
Who is the person you can count on the most?: Mummy!
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: Jake Gyllenhaal or Ricky Wilson
What did you dream last night?: I dreamt I was filling in a pointless quiz & I was thinking "Why? Why am i doing this?"
What is your favorite sport to watch?: SPORT???
Are you named after anyone?: Not that I know of
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: Jack Daniels
Non alcoholic drink?: Tea or diet coke. I can't choose!
Have you ever been in love?: Yes
Do you sing in the shower?: Yes
Have you ever been arrested?: Not yet.
What is your favorite Public Holiday?: Pancake Day
Would you ever get plastic surgery?: I don't know. Ask me when I'm 40
Have you ever caught a fish?: ...no.
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Bzoink - The Original Survey Site ..END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODEWell.......that's all for now people....catch y'all later!!!! lol.

My Interests

Music, Media (i'd love to make a movie!!!), writing, reading, going out with my mates,going to watch bands, watching films, comedy, drinking, smoking, getting up to no good. General TOMFOOLERY!!!! lol! Quote of the Day (lol!): 'Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

I'd like to meet:

I'd LOVE to meet Bob Dylan because he is a GENIUS!!! Would also love to meet Bill Hicks and Peter Sellers (be a bit difficult now that they're dead, but never-the-less!!) Also would like to meet Green day, Kaiser Chiefs, Frankie Boyle, Caroline Ahern, Stephen Fry and loads of other great comedians!!
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Television:

Scrubs, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Dirty Sanchez, Jackass, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Futurama, QI, Have I Got New For You, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, Extra's, That Mitchell & Webb Look, I'm Alan Partridge, The Young Ones, Father Ted, The Late Edition, Mock The Week etc, etc, etc! (Also, not on TV anymore but absolutely rocks - TRAP DOOR!!!)Trap Door Ep1

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Heroes:

My Grandad, Bill Hicks, Jim Morrison, Billie joe Armstrong, Caroline Ahern, Bob Dylan, Spike Milligan, Stephen Fry, Peter Sellers, JACK DANIELS!! LoL!

My Blog

Going Out on the Piss: Do's & Dont's

DON'T: Take your top off in a nightclub. As hilarious as dancing around in your bra is, bouncers aren't known for their sense of humour. Plus - who wants to be surrounded by a load of perverts? Althou...
Posted by Bumblebee Tuna on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:45:00 PST

Cardiff

Omg, went to Cardiff this weekend to see my mate who's in Uni there. OMG - was so much fun! First of all I got there and met Clare and we were waiting for a bus and this complete fucking weirdo came u...
Posted by Bumblebee Tuna on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:42:00 PST

No money & No fun makes Kate a something, something

OH MY GOD, I AM SO BORED!!!!!! Seriously, I got paid just over two weeks ago and I've only got about 2p to my name! I wouldn't mind but I have no idea what I spent my hard-earned pennies on!! It woul...
Posted by Bumblebee Tuna on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:28:00 PST

RE: The last blog

I just realised that the last blog was a bit of a novel. Which pisses me off, quite frankly, because I can't charge people £7.99 to read it. And if you're thinking "What fucking lunatic would pay even...
Posted by Bumblebee Tuna on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:07:00 PST

WANTED: My Pride

It's been a wee while since I stopped by to have a whinge, so I'm here again for what is becoming more of a monthly thing. I was going to make a quip about periods but didn't for two reasons: 1. I co...
Posted by Bumblebee Tuna on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:47:00 PST

Enraged!!!

OH MY GOD!!! I know what I forgot to mention! I came home from work the other day and becuase mum and dad were away and i don't drive (far too impatient) i had to get the bus. Anyhoo, so i get off th...
Posted by Bumblebee Tuna on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:40:00 PST

What I've Been Up To & other inane things.

It has been a long time since I last wrote so I thought I'd drop in, make a few unamusing quips, be a bit sarcastic, bitch, moan and swear - you know the usual. As I said before, I got a job. Think I'...
Posted by Bumblebee Tuna on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:16:00 PST

The H.A Fund

If anyone would like to make any donations to my Hearing Aid fund, feel free to sign up at the website: www.dumb-self-inflicted-injuries.org It's a fascinating charity. And 100% of your money goes tow...
Posted by Bumblebee Tuna on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:24:00 PST

Shifting the blame

If there is a God and if I go to heaven when I die (which I highly doubt) I am going to say to him; "Well done, I can't believe you made us out of dirt! The body is an amazing machine! But - question ...
Posted by Bumblebee Tuna on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:12:00 PST

WHAT!???

Oh my god, I'm so annoyed. I was innocently having a bath earlier and i got water in my ear. A shock, I know. Anyhoo, now I've gone half-deaf. Seriously, I can't hear a fucking thing out of my right ...
Posted by Bumblebee Tuna on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:00:00 PST