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Kelly

Watch me strangle that pussy cat.

About Me

I'm just a big kid. I enjoy the simple pleasures in life like playing on park toys. I love to dance and get my boogie on. I like playing dress up. I like to sing badly at the top of my lungs...

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My Interests

Drawing, painting, playing with fire, sewing, cooking, shopping for vintage stuff and wigs, stuntdancing, wrestling, camping, rain, pretty big eyeballs, music, intelligence, art, craftiness, wondermakin', the dark....

I'd like to meet:

Very funny, and highly attractive people with great stories, few inhibitions, and those who don't mind my wild and wonderous ways. Phil Collins, Lionel Richie, and Hall, but not Oates.

Music:

RJD2, Mouse on Mars, Propeller Heads, Bjork, Sugarcubes, Erykah Badu, Outkast, Goodie Mob, Aceyalone, Thrill Kill Kult, Atmosphere, Thievery Corportion, Lamb, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Stereolab, Sub Oslo, Meat Beat, Swollen Members, Public Enemy, Tribe, De La Soul, Heiroglyphics, Willie, Johnny, Hank III, Captured by Robots, Trans Champs, Beck, Prince, James Brown, Etta James, Billie Holiday, Radiohead, Pixies, Bowie, Cibbo Mato, Air, the Orb...and so on and on and on...

Movies:

True Romance, Donnie Darko, Ghostworld, Office Space, Fight Club, Frida, American Beauty, Requiem for a Dream, California, Dazed and Confused, and The BJD...

Television:

Dave Chapelle, Southpark, and the Iron Chef.

Books:

David Sedaris is my current read for about the last 4 months...I'm not slow, I don't have much free time to read...and I misplaced the book. I really like coffee table books. Ones that have big, pretty pictures and ones with sometimes useless, but interesting information, and also atlases and dictionaries.

Heroes:

Mom and Dad. Aw, ain't that sweet?

My Blog

moving

I hate packing. I hate moving. It is one of my least favorite things to do, which is why I am sitting here writing about it instead of picking up some tape and a box and throwing some of my stuff in i...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To be or not to be exorcised?

This subject has been on my mind for some time now. In a drunken moment, I made the appointment to get exorcised. Not that I feel I need to be or anything, but at the time I thought this would be a w...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Exorcisms on S. 1st

So, I was walking down the street and decided to pop into this little store in my hood called Cantu's because I heard the owners perform exorcisms there. Spooky, right? Of course I had to check this o...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST