ME,MYSELF AND I;MONEY;TO OWN MY OWN BUSINESS ONE DAY
I'd like to meet:
MY GRANDMOTHER I KNO SOMETIME IN ANOTHER LIFETIME WE WILL MEET AGAIN, JAY-Z, OPRAH, BEYONCE', AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST INDIA ARIE.
Movies:
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOMFAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.FAKE FRIENDS: Wont send this back. REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to you and to 10 other real friends.
Uptown Lee
Uptown Or Downtonwn DOWNTOWN IN DA BUILDIN
Plaza Or Esplanade FUCK MALLS I SHOP AT BOUTIQUE BITCHES!!
Polo Or Lacoste BIG FACE POLO I'LL DO
Bounce Or Gangsta Rap BOTH
B.G. Or Wayne WAYNE OF COURSE
Cashmoney Or Cut Throat CUT THROAT
D.J's Or Secondline WHAT DA FUCK U THINK I'M 4RM DA 6
Splash Or Sams NONE
Nikes Or Reeboks NIKES
Prada Or Coach BOTH WILL DO
Hot Sausage Or Shrimp Po-boy SHRIMP
Frieda Or Katey Red LOVE BOTH DA GIRLS
Did you leave before or after katrina BEFORE (SUNDAY)
Where did you go ALABAMA, ATLANTA, AND HOUSTON
What highschool did you attend XAVIER PREP "CLASS OF 2004"
Black hair or red BLACK
Mtv or 106 & park MTV
Da Box Or Bet BET
French Manicure Or American REAL WOMEN WEAR SOLID COLORS "UPGRADE BITCH"
Boys With Long Hair or low cut IT DOESN'T MATTER
Nextel or Cingular WHO GIVES A FUCK
Rita or streetcar NONE
Drop and gimme 50 or Roc da canoe ROC DA CANOE
Roller wrap or flat iron NATURAL SO OF COURSE FLAT IRON
Magnolia,Melph,or Caliope 4RM DA MELPH, 2 DA MAG ,2 DA CALLIOPE
Black To or white tee WHO CARES
Do you listen to solja U HEAR HIM ON MY PAGE, WELL THEN WHAT DA FUCK U THINK
Du rag or fitted FITTED
French Quarters or da lake SORRY CAN'T COMPARE DA 2
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Television:
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