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Dumbass Mother Trucker

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About Me

I'm an easygoing and laid back kind of guy.I like burritos, Hate the drama life. Love to travel. Enjoy a good buzz evry now and then but i tend to be a workaholic. Love fast cars and crazy women. Am always gettin myself into trouble, but then again who doesnt.Shy at first but once u get to know me ive always got somethin to say.Livin in fast forward. Got two awesome sons that are a perfect reflection of myself. Seth and Dylan they are 10 an 8.Couldnt live without em.Im bad about leaving my drivers liscense at gas stations and not noticing till im three states away.Short term memory loss is a bitch!

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Name: Travis Walsh
Birthday: October 5th
Birthplace: almost a mexican in El Paso, Texas
Current Location: between the seat and my laptop
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: right till it gets tired
Your Heritage: white boy
The Shoes You Wore Today: nikes with springs
Your Weakness: going to bed in time to be sober for work
Your Fears: sacks gettin low
Your Perfect Pizza: bras and panties with a dash of grren bud
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not dying
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dammit Girl!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whers my bowl
Your Best Physical Feature: my thumbnail
Your Bedtime: whats that?
Your Most Missed Memory: ahhhh the sweet loss of virginity
&..39;Pepsi or Coke:' neither mtn dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: buger fling
Single or Group Dates: like i care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton sweet as hell
Chocolate or Vanilla: mix it all up
Cappuccino or Coffee: crappachino
Do you Smoke: anything that rolls
Do you Swear: yes, I frequently tell people to ......"buzz off......" and ......"go jump in a lake......"
Do you Sing:
Do you Shower Daily: try 2
Have you Been in Love: yea then i woke up
Do you want to go to College: the world needs dummies 2
Do you want to get Married: dont like contracts they make me itch
Do you belive in yourself: depends on how faded i am
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: im dead sexy
Are you a Health Freak: i have my daily dose of herbs
Do you get along with your Parents: they kicked me out
Do you like Thunderstorms: is a froggs ass watertight?
Do you play an Instrument: the air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: thats a good one, excuse me in need anothher
In the past month have you Smoked: whats that smell? Kinda skunky
In the past month have you been on : what the fuk does that mean?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: evrytime i look in the mirror
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no but i pissed in the parkinglot
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hell no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: wat kinda sushi we talkin bout here?
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea then i fell off
In the past month have you been Dumped: a bird dumped on my hat a week ago
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes but not intentionally
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: this laptop
Ever been Drunk: ever not been drunk? now im lost
Ever been called a Tease: yea i dangled some money in front of a bum
Ever been Beaten up: yea, Dam she hit hard too
Ever Shoplifted: no but ive jacked shit
How do you want to Die: stoned off my ass
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ned flanders
What country would you most like to Visit: texaco
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: gotta have somethin to hold on to
Height: tall short, I wonder wat midget sex is like
Weight: i like to pick things up
Best Clothing Style:&..39;
Number of I have taken: once again wat the fuk
Number of CDs I own: one winger cd on repeat 24/7
Number of Piercings: i poke myself all the time
Number of Tattoos: a few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 54,648
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You scored as Eaten. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or shark something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant.

Eaten


100%

Disappear


100%

Accident


93%

Stabbed


73%

Suffocated


73%

Suicide


67%

Posion


67%

Bomb


60%

Gunshot


53%

Cut Throat


47%

Drowning


33%

Disease


20%

Natural Causes


0%
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Love to travel always lookin for somethin ive never seen before.Like anything fast.Mainly whatever i get the notion to do.Shit i like most anything.
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. What's Your Beer Personality?

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Music:

good ass shit like puscifer, disturbed,mudvayne,tool,megadeath,sevendust,slipnot,rob zombie,10 years,30 seconds to mars,bullet for my valentine,static-x,adema,psychostick,u cant forget the up and comers and new shit yet 2 hit,and the list goes on and on.......I am 80% White Trash.
.. Born in a trailer, live in a trailer, die in a trailer. I am the epitome of white trashiness. Unfortunately, I have no clue what epitome means. Take the
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gottalove friday,health inspector, underworld, mr. and mrs. smith,dawn of the dead, devils rejects, and shit ive smoked myself retarded with cheech and chongs movies

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You scored as Candyman. You are the Candyman. You love living in the spotlight, and being feared. But should anyone question you, you make sure they suffer for their mistakes. You will go on, with people quietly talking about the evil that lives within you, while hoping they never have to experience it.

Candyman


65%

Leatherface


65%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Pinhead


60%

Jigsaw


60%

Captain Spaulding


60%

Michael Myers


50%

Hannibal Lecter


40%

Buffalo Bill


25%

Jason Voorhees


20%
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