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Ames Beezer

You know you're living right when you wake up in the morning to find a half-naked ski instructor and

About Me

I'm a card. Yeah, that's right, just like your eccentric old grannie.

My Interests

pinball, skeeball, bowling balls, sweaty balls, Power Ball

I'd like to meet:

someone for a brief moment with captivating eye contact that I will later find on Craigslist Missed Encounters

Music:

PJ Harvey, Lil' Kim, Sleater Kinney, Bjork

Movies:

House of Yes, Best in Show, Chocolat, Office Space, Flashdance

Television:

I might have to start getting into the Super Bowl if there's going to be titties involved

Books:

Loose Woman - Sandra Cisneros

Heroes:

Studs Terkel

My Blog

3 coffee pots in 6 months--I'm a menace!

Last December, I was visiting my dad, sister, and stepmom/aunt Butters in Tennessee.  It was the last morning that I was there, so we were having breakfast before I peaced out to the Chattanooga ...
Posted by Ames Beezer on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST

holy crap, I met Amy Sedaris!

Okay, so last night I went to the Free Library to see Amy Sedaris promoting her new book "I Like You; Hospitality under the Influence".  Since she's Amy** and I love her so much, I brought her so...
Posted by Ames Beezer on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:04:00 PST

every day, there's something weird on my desk

That's right, every day.  Some days, there's 2 or 3 weird things there.  Especially if I've been out of the office for a long weekend.  Examples: blank checkbook registers a small stuff...
Posted by Ames Beezer on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 01:19:00 PST