The European Trousers profile picture

The European Trousers

Ve Vant to Rock You!!!!!! (Really, really bad)

About Me

The Eurpoean Trousers formed, wrote, and recorded their records in 10 seconds after fleeing their oppressive communist third world fatherlands. They will kill you with their rock. They will stab you with a stick. They will shove some earth into your mouth. And down deep into your throat.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/4/2006
Band Members: Screamin' Waylon Romanowski - Oboe, spoons, mouth organ, the buckets

Bambi la Bouche - Jew's Harp, Theremin, rubber bands, prophylactics

Dr. Goebbels, PHD., the Visual Timekeeper - Kazoo, penny whistle, nickels and dimes (in a sock), triangle
Influences: WWII, Yma Sumac, "Fingers" with Harvey Keitel, "Corrupt" with Harvey Keitel, Harvey Keitel, VISA, Cindy Lauper, and of course Greg Louganis, hot dogs, baseball, Tyrannaosaurus Dracula, yahoo.com, Jay-Z, Jim's friend John, NWA, air conditioning, welfare, flyswatters, Ronald Raegan and the movie he did with the monkey.

NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!
Sounds Like: Facism
Record Label: Crawlspace Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Me gusto mucho la donut americana

Mi pinga en un poquito monito. Chingala pina por favor. Dios es en la cocina con el diablo. Ay ay ay. Mi lamo es el bastardo muy stupido. Deme donut, porque yo tu e amo?Dame mas della donuts. El d...
Posted by The European Trousers on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:55:00 PST

phrenology

people ussually smell awful. Thats why i keep a safe distance but this kid wants to get close. He wants to look over my shoulder and read what im reading. He wants to breathe my air, the fuck. I s...
Posted by The European Trousers on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

slicing your face up in good taste

a lot of people have been saying that it is ok to laugh at the disfigured and i do not entirely disagree.   sometimes you look at a person who has just been beaten about the face to the point tha...
Posted by The European Trousers on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:55:00 PST

im so sad

im so sad i never got to lay in my own piss shit and vomit and on top of that...i cant belive i never had the chance to spit on someone who was either absused sexually or physicallyand how come i neve...
Posted by The European Trousers on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:09:00 PST

HAPY 9/11 day AMERICA....YOU ARE GREAT AS DOES WE

Dr. Goebbels made a paper airplane and Screamin' Waylan Romanowski made a minature twin tower and Bambi made the one with the spike and the dr spit, scremin waylan kicked the cat and bambi broke her n...
Posted by The European Trousers on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:36:00 PST

tomorrow my mother had an abortion for fun

when we were young my father said to stop being weird and that we shocked mother and him so we all left each on our own at the ripe and fresh age of 9....it was easy to hitchhike back then...
Posted by The European Trousers on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:22:00 PST

Georgia is nice in December

what time is it in Vietnam?
Posted by The European Trousers on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 04:13:00 PST

would you like to drive a car

Its been tough these last few days but we thank america for being the united states....for that we are great....unfortunately the dog died and we are very hungry for a new one...it was diseased and it...
Posted by The European Trousers on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:51:00 PST

The European Trousers will Kill USA! (Though in Great Way!) Long Live You, Rock and Roll!

Message From: The European TrousersThank you all, thank all so very, very much! We want to French kiss you, all of America, body-shots for guys and girls! And riot grrrls! We love lesbians.When we ...
Posted by The European Trousers on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:56:00 PST