Earl - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I live in North Carolina, I live in a double wide that i just picked up when i won on a scratch off, my three dogs are all named D-O-G, I drive a 1977 chevy which has a cab from 79 and a bed from 81 that i built myself, that thing will tare the paint off of anyone i race. Wintergreen is my favorite type of skoal and jim beam is what i drink when im treating myself, but my everyday drink is Natural fuckin' ice yea baby! I fancy myself a bit of a lumberjack, ican weald an axe like no tomorry. I am an avid gun and knife collecter, most of my wellfare money goes to ammo!src="http://layoutsource.net/img/button.gif" alt="Myspace Codes" style="position:absolute; left:0px;top: 0px;" border="0"

My Interests

Titty bars and magazines, guns, cuttin down tree's, NASCAR, 4 wheelin, huntin, fishen, buildin rook walls, settin up booby traps on my property!

I'd like to meet:

A three titted women, dale jr., larry the cable guy, johnny cash, i'd like to meet people who have more tattoos then teeth, shoot guns, spit tabacco, and remember the way life should be, and of course i wanna meet George Fuckin Bush!!!

Music:

Country, Country, Country, Skynard, def leppard, quite riot, ratt, poison, Ozzy, metalica (old metalica), guns and roses, back street boy's, the choir at my church!

Movies:

Westerns, Joe dirt, anything with segal, van dam movies, charlton heston flicks,

Television:

My name is Earl, Fishen shows, huntin shows, movies about the civel war, monster garage, american chopper.

Books:

Huh... i like titty magazines do that count?

Heroes:

George W., Charlton Heston, The Rev. at biltmore baptist, Dale Jr., My Papaw, Larry the cable Guy, Wille Nelson, The Manager of the Asheville Tourists, anyone with a hemi!