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. victoria .

YOU JUST INSPIRED ME TO BE ..... NOTHING LIKE YOU

About Me

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im victoria
. small but dangerous .

when i said i'd hit that
. i meant w/ my car .

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I think it’s funny when people proclaim on their myspace’s
" don’t add me unless I know you "
becuz, seriously... com’on... who would want to add you???
lmaooooo

unlike everyone else in the world
im nice
& I will totally be your friend :)
i love my life, i consider myself pretty lucky
my parents r so perfect, my dog is so cute,
& my friends r so sexy they make everyone else's look like poo.
i think way too much
and u know u think way too much
when u think about thinking
in general im a pretty sweet little girl ♥
unless you betray me.
i work hard for everything i have
if u work hard, ur allowed to show off, it's like a law.
i enjoy taking pictures of myself
sometimes i even take pictures w/ other ppl
but mostly i like just taking pictures of myself
becuz i can, and i will
i've been told i have the unique God-given talent
to make even the manliest of men giggle.
im really not big on being treated like crap
so keep ur misery to yourself :)
im shy, but im fun.
which leads to the assumption im stuck up and annoying
which would hurt my feelings if i cared what stranger's thought
haha.
i have to put on lip-gloss approximately every 32.7 minutes
(my friend timed me)
i love God & i love being the good girl
but i like to have fun too, there's nothing wrong w/ doing both!
& if u dont like it, i don't really care :)
i have morals & values, i put my family & faith first
but i'll still kill u in ur sleep so watch ur back ♥
i really dislike people who can't take a joke.
i like to laugh until i cant breathe, i do whatever i wanna do
i laugh @ everything, i say dumb things, then i laugh @ myself
i can not lie, happiness loves me & follows me everywhere i go
i have to face reality, no matter how hard i try
i will never be emo :(
i saw snow for the first time on 2/2/07 & it was fun
but i still don't feel like im missing out
because i still really dislike winter
and i really dislike wearing a lot of clothes
i like animals more than people, sometimes i forget i have a cell phone
when I was 10 I had major surgery & almost died,
basically im a living miracle.
..that's about it..im pretty simple..
i don't care what u think & girls just wanna have funnnnnnn
later tardss!!
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Jesus Loves You
. everyone else thinks ur an asshole .


just listen to your heart
. that's what i do .

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My Interests

spending time w/ my mommy & daddy :), sniffing nail polish,
making people feel stupid
(becuz you are),
looking 12, acting 12, havin fun, wearin long shirts as dresses, LAUGHING, being weird (i was weird b4 weird was cool!), PICTURES, friends, smiling, beach, FOOTBALL, hot tubs, holding hands, screaming, CHURCH, $money, hoes :), cars, clothes, kisses, boys, DOWNTOWN, love, whining, complaining, being a brat, punching ppl in the face..

Pictures..in my spare time I enjoy..
being silly, duh.

I'd like to meet:


* people just like me!!!! *

people who have personalities, and are crazy,
and will help me escape the paparazzi
and like to laugh, and like to have fun,
and time travelers from the year 6669
* who wouldnt wanna meet that???? *

Music:

♥songs that are bubbly, fluffy, pretty, & fun!
anything i can illegally download!!!!
do u still wanna tell me about ur band???
i didn't think so :)


Heroes Mommy♥Daddy

♥God

♥Barbie

BECUZ THEY R PERFECT
... duhhh ...

♥my little angel Lucky

♥ Mary-Kate & Ashley
i used to love MK&A till i read that they wear fur,
now i think they are
scary-anorexic-trannies!
see look:

♥ Raphael Aaron
becuz he takes amazing pictures like this..

♥her...

Anyone who is brave enough to stick up for what they believe in.
♥these bastards...

Movies:

. if its funny or pointless .
. I probably love it .
♥the wedding singer
♥mean girls
♥kill bill 1 & 2
♥napoleon dynamite
♥finding nemo
♥the hot chick
♥10 things i hate about u
♥shrek 2 & spiderman 2 NOT the 1's just the 2's!

Television:

♥MY SUPER SWEET 16!
♥full house
♥hannah montana!
♥anything

Books:

♥i love people who read
becuz i love smart people
and i hate stupid people :)

. victoria .'s Details

Relationship: DON'T WANT ONE
Here to: Show off
Hometown: Orlando
Body type: More to love!
Religion: Catholic
Birthday: January 2nd!
Smoke / Drink: Hell No / No
Children: Are gross....
Education: College graduate
Occupation: Winner

. victoria .'s Schools

University Of Central Florida
Orlando, FLORIDA
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Health Administration
Minor: Health Science
Clubs: the "i go to class hungover & i still have a 4.0" club
2004 to 2008

Lyman High School
Longwood, FLORIDA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: nothing lol
2000 to 2004

Heroes:

Mommy♥Daddy
God♥Barbie
... duhhh ...♥my little angel Lucky

♥my best friends..
of course I'm talking about..
Teddy Geiger


and
Cheyenne

...yea we go wayy back
♥her...

Anyone who is brave enough to stick up for what they believe in.
♥these bastards...

My Blog

GRADUATION ANTICIPATION

I picked up my cake, picked up my family from the airport, and im SUPER tan&..   I am SOOOO ready to graduate tomorrow!   I've only been looking forward to this day since the first day of...
Posted by . victoria . on Fri, 02 May 2008 05:18:00 PST

ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU SUCK

Just because you are unhappy with your sad, pathetic, meaningless, disadvantaged life That does not give you the right to take your frustration out on others!    ...
Posted by . victoria . on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:29:00 PST

texting

OMG i HATE text messaging! i think it may be the most annoying thing is this world. i hope the anti social bastard who invented texting is burning in hell as i type this. i swear it takes 5 mi...
Posted by . victoria . on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:55:00 PST

I SURVIVED 666!!!!

.06.06.06. Okay, I consider myself religious & pretty superstitious, but people freaking out over the date 6/6/06??? to me, that just sounds like another excuse.....     TO HAVE A PARTY...
Posted by . victoria . on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 07:03:00 PST

CINCO DE MAYO FIESTA

the one day a year when everyone wants to be Mexican... Cinco De Mayo!!!!   AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!!!!   we had the best damn cinco de mayo fiesta America has ever seen!!   Location: ...
Posted by . victoria . on Mon, 08 May 2006 06:01:00 PST

<3 Lucky <3

So if you have working eyeballs and you've ever just glanced at my myspace before you've seen pictures of my dog Lucky. She's pretty much my best friend and she means the world to me.  Some of yo...
Posted by . victoria . on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:48:00 PST

YOU ONLY TURN 21 ONCE

....Unless you're me and you STILL tell people it's your birthday 3 months later.... [hey if you fall for it, you deserve it!]   WOW! I haven't written a blog in 234,238,749,529,834 years! ...
Posted by . victoria . on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:00:00 PST

posers taking my picturesssss

not cool stop it creeps ...
Posted by . victoria . on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:10:00 PST

pretty much the most meaningful blog i will ever write.

u can only treat someone like crap for so long before they decide not to take it anymore   remember that tonight when ur alone, online, reading blogs   im gunna go hang out w/ ppl who deserv...
Posted by . victoria . on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:49:00 PST

damn paparazzi

blah blah blah, PARTY, PICTURES, GOOD TIMES, YAYYYY ...
Posted by . victoria . on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST