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About Me

i am reminded of the immortal words of Socrates, who said 'i drank what?'(he was poisoned, you know)when i die, i want to be buried in my Darth Vader costume....when i sleep, i'm a viking.when i get married, and my wife has a tattoo of my name somewhere, i want to change my name to Max Power, or something else really coollet me tell you, that you haven't truly experienced Shakespeare, until you've read him in the original Zulu textsi want to learn how to salsa dance...but i have no rythym! i wonder if that's a problem.... ......

My Interests

ok...4 things i LOVE: my GOD (YHWH, for the hoes at home), WRESTLING (wwe, baby!), STAR WARS (the originals, and episode 3)and the SIMPSONS! (i wanna be like HOMER when i grow up)Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 95% Green Lantern 85% The Flash 80% Superman 75% Iron Man 75% Spider-Man 70% Batman 65% Robin 65% Supergirl 55% Wonder Woman 50% Catwoman 45% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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I'd like to meet:

Lord Jesus.kirk franklin. terry gilliam. Darth Vader. stanley kubrick.william shatner.bill murray.billy dee williams...those guys that do south park! nelson mandela. King Tschaka.christopher walken.the guy who does the voice of homer simpson. the black dude, on the original star trek.interesting people, that have something to say!! or just people, that wanna turn the world upside down, or cause it to have a deep sigh.....(ask me wha that means!) i wanna be darth vader when i grow up. i wanna be homer simpson when i grow up

Music:

MAKTUB(they're on here, you know)MELA ROOS(they're on here, too!!)fred hammond& rfc, dawkins&dawkins, old school mj, prince, hillsong, keith staten, bone thugs n harmony, outkast, bryan mcknight, kirk franklin, nu nation, God's property,dave hollister, some jazz, funk music, hezekiah walker, charles mingus, d lawrence and tri city singers to name a few

Movies:

zoolander, batman, and batman returns, anger management, as good as it gets, scanners,fight club,12 monkeys, time bandits,glory,two can play that game, hero, fist of legend,like water for chocolate, map of the human heart,matrix trilogy, hannibal, austin powers 3 :goldmember, the original star wars trilogy, episode 3, troy, the brothers, shaka Zulu, sleepless in seattle, lord of the rings trilogy, pirates of the carribean, the origianal charlie and the chocolate factory, boxing helena, the cook- the-thief- his wife-and her lover, the PASSION OF THE CHRIST

Television:

24, smackdown!, the simpsons, heroes, battlestar galactica, 'raw' when i can... house... did i already mention '24'? the 4400

Books:

'seizing your divine moment'...the Bible...and various self help books, comic books

Heroes:

icon, hardware, oh, you mean REAL ones? ummm, denzel, harrison, james e jones...billy dee, and that guy on charlie's angels, nelson mandela, dr king, MY DAD

My Blog

the bible

if you are going to debate the BIBLE with me, at least know what you are talking about!! sheesh....and don't tell me something is ok with YHWH, when the Bible CLEARLY STATES OTHERWISE!!!! debate...
Posted by the One-Douglas Austin III on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:58:00 PST

acting

i can't WAIT to get back to los angeles....more acting work! up here, there isn't much going on.....i have had THREE auditions in the past few months....got stuff going on, but it all starts at the be...
Posted by the One-Douglas Austin III on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:04:00 PST

i got stood up

i can't believe it...i got stood up! we had confirmed only an hour before we were supposed to meet.....i got blown off! that's just plain RUDE! )and believe me, i KNOW rude!!!) what is it with people ...
Posted by the One-Douglas Austin III on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:57:00 PST

top 30 Mr T facts

Top Thirty Mr. T FactsFact1. Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool. 2. Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them. 3. Ever have a sharp pain in your ches...
Posted by the One-Douglas Austin III on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 12:38:00 PST