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andrew

part of you has to be an asshole or else you're full of shit

About Me

"you can't top an andrew" i stumble through life
Watch me turn into a
Chimp at YouWild.org

My Interests

dogs; gardening; boobies; beer

I'd like to meet:

dubya-and kick him in the nuts

Music:

there is no greater song than the one you sing yourself-everybody thinks my music tastes suck

Movies:

anything with ben stiller-he is such a dreamboat! Harry potter and the order of the phoenix was awesome. it had a "star wars-esque internal struggle with the good/evil dynamic within .

Television:

New Stuff! Battlestar Galactica is amazing! simpsons, daily show, colbert report-i feel like a tool typing this-do you feel like a tool for reading it? Also "It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia" on F/X is so funny, you might pee a little.

Books:

as a former english major, i fear, despise, and mistrust books. however, sometimes i forget my fears and enjoy the collected works of comic books, sunday funnies, plus tom robbins, kurt vonnegut, al frankin, michael moore, and the new collection of john hodgeman-the dorky guy on those new apple computer commercials-"the areas of my expertise

Heroes:


My Blog

my psuedo-hitorical self

http://images.quizfarm.com/1133349394Dante_alighieri.jpg">> You scored as Dante Alighieri. According to you most of humanity will spend at least some of their afterlife in hell.  You have a high ...
Posted by andrew on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

more about me

Neuroticism explanation   |   back to top Overall Score 39 Anxiety 19 Anger 68 Depression 30 Self-Consciousness 15 Immoderation 85 Vulnerability 38Stress...
Posted by andrew on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:51:00 PST

about me

My Personality Neuroticism39Extraversion89Openness To Experience75Agreeableness49Conscientiousness56 Test Yourself Compare Yourself View Full ReportMySpace Surveys, Bebo and MySpace Layouts by Pulsewa...
Posted by andrew on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:49:00 PST

your hitman name

http://www.biovox.com/generators/hitman.asp"> border="0" src="http://www.biovox.com/generators/links/images/jpgHitMan Small.jpg" width="300" height="50"> The Tooth Puller People Iced: Forty ...
Posted by andrew on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:19:00 PST

what's your slogan?

find your self your own slogan!  go to www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi then submit your name awesome examples 1. Tonight, Let It Be Matt.2.. The best part of Waking up is Jessica in your cup3...
Posted by andrew on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST

simpsons personality test

You Are Bart Simpson Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.You will be remembered for: starrin...
Posted by andrew on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST

jokes

Subject: CELIBACY   CELIBACY Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by mistakes made in life. While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Spencer and his wife, listened to the...
Posted by andrew on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:56:00 PST

creepy comparisons of lincoln/kennedy assassinations

History Lesson:   Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.   Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abrah...
Posted by andrew on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:44:00 PST