Drunk Bastards

Drunk Bastards was created years ago by… well, a bunch of drunken bastards. We had been called drunks, losers, party animals, riff raff, unruly characters, and even booze hounds. None of which we took too seriously. None of which we took offense except losers. That one got to us. So we embraced the names and came up with our own. Drunk Bastards. Pretty simple, but it stuck to us like a mullet on a redneck, or something like that. Shit on grass? Is that better? Anyhow, it started off small and now it is a revolution. Based in Tucson, AZ the Drunk Bastards have become a household name. We are all over the place, especially in your face. You may ask. What exactly do these people do? We do a lot, and we do it for the community. We go to shows, and we play drinking games, such as our own version of Kings Cup, called, fittingly, Drunk Bastards. Other games include: Asshole, 3 man, Throw Your Buddy Through a Glass Window. Wait that’s not one, but it is fun. Our favorite game though, is of course, Beer Pong. A table has been created. A nice one I might add, pictures below. We even have a logo and t-shirts. We take it pretty seriously. There is not much else for you to know about Drunk Bastards. All you really need to know is that, by not hanging out with the Drunk Bastards, you are missing out on life’s finest enjoyments and probably really isn’t worth living.