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Jessie

I am here for Friends

About Me

My World ~ My Kids
THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT.
This Booty Call Agreement
(hereinafter referred to as the agreement)
is entered into on the _______________ day of ___________ 2007,
by _________________________,
between __________________ and ________________________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER
THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES.
1. No sleeping over,unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM, we don't have **** to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" ****,only mind blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions Ex: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer to this is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance, that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out of town, then it's only a one time advance arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted, money is always good.
8. No baby talk, however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers, it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK, don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing, I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex, it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it, I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard responce will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred, just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
18. Reason for doggie style, the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just **** you.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME, so don't keep calling.
20. The most important one, Carry your ass home. Don't call me, I'll call you.
*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS*** The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating partner:
Signature: _____________.
Date:_____________.~My Partner In Crime...My Buttercup Ash~
If you know me... then you know I absolutely love my Darcee Girl! My best friend in this big ol world! loveeeeeeeee u Darcee!!

My Interests

My home away from home ~illys-inc~ check the site out! fun things to do great people!BRING IT!

You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

This girl is one of a kind.She has her own style.Shes not you typical girl.She's far from complicated,and yet anything but simple...She loves her friendsand doesn't know whereshe would be without them.So far she's learned that she'ssomeone that most people can depend on.I can say that shesbeen through alot...and is not affraid to admitthat she's had some strugglesin so many areas,but I guess thats what makes herall she is.She is far from perfect...If you're looking for perfectionyou've come to the wrong place.She'll admit that she tends tomake mistakes a lot of the timebefore she "gets it"She loves her familyto bits and pieces.It doesn't matter what showsit's deep down that defines you,she doesn't have to try to be something.This girl is one of a kindShe has her own style.If you can watch this and not smile. let me know!

Music:

Absolutely love these guys check them out.Canadian Storm's HypnotikCanadian Storm's King fly

Heroes:

My children are my hero's Three amazing people xxxooo

My Blog

Girl With A Heart Of Glass

Girl With A Heart Of Glass the good in people she tries to find - to find a real friend she must, but having been let down so many times, she doesn't know who to trust. the good she finds is someti...
Posted by Jessie on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:54:00 PST

A poem My little girl wrote

My Poem About You by alyson cudmore daddy is leaving mommy is crying i dont no what to do why is he lying he loads his stuff in the car i dont make a sound my tears just fall and hit the ground how ...
Posted by Jessie on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:59:00 PST

You May Not Be Her 1st

You may not be her first, her last, or her only.She's cared about someone else beforeAnd she possibly will again.But if she cares for you now;Then what else matters?She's not perfectYou arent either,...
Posted by Jessie on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:27:00 PST