Greetings Commies..my name is Freedom Kevin Freedom and welcome to my page.
I am a tall guy who will make everything that happens around me fun. Even work can be fun if I am there.
I like to shop at Wal Mart, Target and any other cheap stores that are out there. I buy clothes that I think will be amusing for myself and others.
I have a dog that weights more than half of what I do. She is not living with me but with my fabulous parents as I was not allowed a dog at my most recent residence.
I have a cat that knocks everything on my desk down. But she is living with a friend whilst I am off kicking peoples asses.
I went to camp so long ago I remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones," and MEANING it.
I went to camp so long ago we had two types of diseases, head lice, and the plague....THE BUBONIC PLAGUE.
Name that movie. Cmon
I dare you
If you dont know it then you may not be as cool as you originally thought.
I once drank so much I had to pee for ten minutes.
No really I think I did pee for ten minutes. It was so bad. I almost fell over cause I was tired from standing. I had one arm resting against the wall to keep me from falling over. Thats how bad it was. Sure it doesnt seem that bad to you ladies but youve never peed standing up. And if you pee standing up the morning after lots of booze you will stand there for a while and its like niagra falls and doesnt stop flowing. Its somewhat amazing actually.
I am the most random person youll ever meet
I get ADD at blockbuster or best buy or borders or the library. I just love places with people, dont you. Yet its strange as I hate most people because they are imbeciles and I am a genius, of course.
The people at Blockbuster used to know me by name but then I moved and they lost their chance at greatness.
I suck at signing yet love to sing karoake.
I have no musical talent whatsoever.
I couldnt even play the violin during elemtary school..or the recorder...I was in the special special special music class for "those" people. You know, the ones that couldnt sing, dance, play instruments. Yea that was me.
I do sing in the car and get many stares from people when doing it.
But fuck them, they are not coolI used to work with Juvenile Felons and provide a postive role model for them during my work hours. Wow thats the biggest pile of shit Ive written all day. Me, a positive role model? MWAHAHAHHAHAHA
Why did I capitalize Juvenile Felons? Shouldnt it be juvenile felons?
Or perhaps it should be Juvenile felons or maybe juvenile Felons.
But that doesnt matter as I am now a Military Police officer in the US Army. Yea dont mess with me, Ill kick your ass.
I dont curse much at work but as soon as I leave that building my mouth is like a Quentin Tarantino film.
I have seen more movies than you
Its a proven fact.
It was on nightline
Did you not see that one?
Then your coolness rating has dropped to 446.5465393/3
I was walking around once and began to talk to a homeless man till I whsitled for a cab and when it came near, said fresh on the plate and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare but then I was like hey what the hell am I doing in a Will Smith sitcom. I mean sure it is better than the Jamie Foxx sitcom but it wasnt quite as good as, no my bad it is better than most other sitcoms.
I love the disney movies from the 70s and 60s like Petes Dragon, Bednobs and Broomsticks and other classics that one day when I am rich and famous...I will remake with me in the lead.
I also love George of the Jungle, and no not in that homosexual kind of way but rather its a fabulous movie that cracks me up
People compare me to Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, that one guy with the 23 inch penis, and those people you only find in a nuthouse.
I religiously watch Boondock Saints, Family Guy, and Law and Order SVU, and of course Wet Hot American Summer and Eurotrip.
I love 80s movies and music...In fact I wouldlike to go back in time to the 80s.
But whose to say I havent?
I drink grapefruit juice straight
I am 6'5
Brady, Darren and I invaded Missouri and changed the school for the better
If you dont know them then brush up on your William Woods University history. I reccomend the years 1999-2003.
I like to talk to strangers
But I dont like it when they talk back
I once hit on a Outback waitress cause my friend dared me to...My mom was also present at the time. She denied me. Or did she?
I havnt had a girlfriend in 2 years...any applicants?
Screw a girlfriend lets go get married in Vegas by Elvis.
I am addicted to toasted subs whether it be quiznos or subway or blimpies or any other sub places.
Those damn things are just so fucking tasty!
Davy Jones is a strange man
not the singer but the brother of a guy I once knew
I cant believe I am mentioning him on this site.
People at my school keep requesting I return to make life more interesting
I let them know that when the school is only very desperate and all the fun has left, then it shall be my second coming. Or third or like fifth.
Traguna Mokoites Tracorum Satis De
I have seen over 100 bad movies in the past year...and not good bad movies but horrible fucking movies that had I wrtten a script while drunk it would be better than that.
But they were AWESOME
Someday I will be famous and you all can say you knew me
SOMEDAY??SOMEDAY??? BABY I am famous now!!
Ok not really.
I plan on acting in at least one major motion picture movie and it being good...at least by my standards.
Which may be very very different than many many hollywood reviewers but what the fuck do they know?...
