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The Pretender

I ate all your bees!!!!!!

About Me

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Welcome one and allThe King of Kings, when the Kings can't get the job done they call on me!!!Currently servin a four year sentence at dundee uni doin accountancy!!! well good, theres nuhin lyk wakin up at 8 in the mornin, hungova an walkin 2 clarkys fir a pie!!!I live at the hub wi my flatmates adam, kerrie, shauna an alison. adam is king o the hub an kerrie is the queen(but she prefers cleanin an makin sandwiches to ruling haha), and i am there jester, bred only 2 entertain the royalty an harass the peasants, WATCH OUT!!!!!Foo Fighters - "Long Road To Ruin"
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Add to My Profile | More VideosI am 36% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
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My Interests

I'm interested in goin for a pint an a clarkeys, or jst gettin full scale wasted an dancin in mono, fuckin rightI am 29% Idiot.
.. I ain't too bright. But all those other idiots annoy the hell out of me. I may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, but at least I know my limits. Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotComI am 59% Hippie.
.. I am not a child of the 60’s but my heart is true to the cause, man. I realize that being a hippie is not just bell bottoms and tie-dye. It is also about the drugs and smelling bad, too! Take the
Hippie Test
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I'd like to meet:

Dave Grohl - wat a fuckin legend, Bill Bailey - can u match comedy on a part troll basis, Peter Griffin - if only i could live life like him, Bruce Campbell - from geek 2 deadly machine of brutal killings and tasty quotes, Jay Kay - he can defy gravity itself

Music:

Foo fighters(they are the best), Incubus, Led Zeppelin, Thin Lizzy, Anyhin Andy C will mix, Jamiroquai, Rage Against The Machine, Beastie Boys, Danny Elfman, Deep Purple, Dragonforce, Dj Fresh, Jimi Hendrix, Bill Bailey, Kraftwerk, Muse, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sub Focus, TC, Tom Green, Root System, Associate(RIP), B Raymond and the VoicettesI am 62% Video Game Addict.
.. Video games are a big portion of my life, maybe too big of a portion. They are not a means of social interaction, despite what I might think. I should just go outside. Take the
Video Game Addict Test
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Movies:

THE ANCHORMAN, thts so funny i have to watch it every night, will ferrel is a genius, OLD SCHOOL cause will ferrel is in it Also evil deads, cause they're hillarious, an BRUCE CAMPBELL is the man

Television:

I am 82% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
Evil Genius Test
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Heroes:

Jimmy Page, he jst cant b beat, he's awesome Dave Grohl cause he is the ultimate man Jay Kay cause he's fuckin shithot.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

My Blog

nae gid

2day has been as iv already mentioned 'nae gid' iv pent ol day bored as hell at work, im so tired its unreal an now ol  i wanna do is pass out an perhaps rest for a bit but i cant cause im so hun...
Posted by The Pretender on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:17:00 PST

What life has held for this week

Hey ya'll, i realise its been bout 8-9 months sincey lst blog but wat the hell, may as well start again. 2nite is wierd, not only cause im sittin here naked, but because it is the first nite since wed...
Posted by The Pretender on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 05:28:00 PST

haloween disco!!!!

wat a nite. queen ws gr8, shame i ws oot o ma tree lyk or i woulda remembered the rest...i found my magic lightsaber 2day tho, so im well happy, more people should turn up 2 the disco's, gt more money...
Posted by The Pretender on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 01:16:00 PST