Craig

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Ok if you have actully decided to read this you must be very bored so ( sighs ) here goes my

SUPER-HAPPY-JAPPY-SNAPPY-CHAPPY-LIFE-STORY-PART-OMFG!
How do my sexes! im a passionate musician and i spend most of my time working on my music or watching deal or no deal while hanging from a noose and touching my crotch... i mean the deal or no deal part, i can do both of them but not the doing music while hanging part, iv tried it, and i just cant be done and dosnt work... gotta find insperation somehow dont ye' ^_^
joking aside i do play games once a while, bit of counter-strike, world of warcraft, or any console game thats gory and at least an 18, otherwise i get a bit bored. I love twisted movies and just anything in general thats a bit twisted, big fan of dave firth's work with all his animations from doubleyoons-doubleyoons-doubleyoons d.t fat...(dash) pie(Z).com(Z) Always loved wrestling, even as a kid chokeslamming my mates on the floor was fun... good times :') but im a bit outta touch with the wrestling scene atm, to busy vomiting on on the very rare public sidewalks in the country. id love to go japan sometime in the future to see the culture, plus asian girls are hawt as fook... thats proberbly the main reason... well, maybe not ;)
But apart from all that, music is my passion in life, im a man of a wide musical horison so im very open minded to any form of music, but heavy rock / metal is where my heart is, but i am a massive MASSIVE fan of more melodic / acoustic and rather sad stuff like Jeff Buckly and Nick Cave, thats my kinda baggette to be honest... bit o' peanut butter n' jelly! ( yes... a baggette so F U and your sandwich systems, i think a flying v guitar is best suited for that statement ^^
I have a dog called winston, winni for short, he is the hairiest freind i have aside from mark, yorkshire lads are massive and need perming once a while, well i think so anyways :S being that i have a dog i dont take to animal cruelty lightly, fox hunters, that kind of barbaric toffy-nosed and sick stuff, if you are like that towards animals, il track you down and il take an eye for an eye :) dont get me wrong i understand animal testing and why it has to be done but just plain cruelty makes my blood boil *reaches for ogre clubbing bat* wonder if theres a club for ogres... meh thats one stupid ass ogre with a bad taste in music imo ^^
Anyways iv written enough to make you wanna shoot yourself im sure, go ahead, find a pasture, seems ideal for it... on the plus side you find out if theres a god! and woof woof WOOF if theres no god, buh bye religion hahaha, i got faith, i dont need no bullshit prehistoric laws to tell me that i shouldnt eat pork and hate anyone else for their "religion" pft, grow the hell up ffs and get back to reality, here and now ... double-pft
!!!NOW FOR FUN TIME BREAK WITH JAZZ CAT!!!!
( dont read this part if you dont wanna, its a massive religious rant ^^ )
if your religious i dont mean to get you upset or anything its just my opinion and im quite entitled to that, because us secular people understand you can say all you want about murdering people of different religion, race, creed, colour and placement on the planet because you think your the ones that god has given his magic book to, but religion has caused more death on this planet than anything else by a motherload, did you even KNOW that? you wont get much violence if any from us just only super pissed off people, but you kill, kill, kill in the name of god... uhuh, sure, thats what god wants, everyone to kill everyone, self-destruction, ethnic clensing, sure, ofcorse he does, people like this make me sick if they are like that, which normal person wouldnt be sickened by that kind of stuff? dont get me wrong i belive in a way which is right and a way which is wrong, but the stuff these religions dictate are so old and disturbing, forced on us when were young and stupid and dont know better thinking surely the grown ups know whats right and wrong! i think mostly i and talking about extremists, those are the onces who take one little bit of the book and justify a section because it may talk about killing in the name of god or who we should or shouldnt like, and take it too far.
this is my opinion, i belive in faith and a way of life that is not to be prejudice to what other people belive, but stupid laws from a two thousand year old or more book is not right, we are tought common sense and feeling of whats write and wrong, i understand love your neibour and all that, but respect, love, trust and freindship is all earned and dont not just there, being kind and helpfull if you can be is how we should all behave, be nice if you have never met or are briefly with like on a bus or in public, you can make good solid freind from this through those things, im not lecturing you how to live your life only to be nice and grow up and out of this very selfish and destructive age were in.
( rant over, eyes slightly glazed now, arg )
thats who i am and what im like, im a nice guy, bit of an asshole sometimes, bit of a bad lad sometimes but im not a bad person, so many guys and girls these days are just so immature for there age its just hillarious, dont get me wrong im immature aswell but the difference is i do it when its appropriate, everyone does it, its normal and is a part of what makes us human. But just to spend years even decades and sometimes even life just misstreating people through immaturity, selfishness, causing trouble for a adrenaline kick, and being a narrow minded person dictating your thoughts and not being open minded person accepting other peoples thoughts when they bring them to the table, and finally not accepting the challenges for mental progression... to not accept these is just retarded.
im done... the nicotine patch im on is waring off, 2 weeks of not smoking now, not doing bad... grrrrrrr
FIN
apparently i have a brain thats worth e-baying (o_O)message me to bid, il throw in a bit of scalp aswell if you like peanutbutter!