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The Chauffeur

About Me

Hell..... You may recognise me from the flaming pits of demise in past nightmares... Now we're off to a good start, I can't possibly be worse than what i've just described... or could I?? I'll leave that bit up to you... for now... I'd like to say hello everyone alive in some capacity, no matter how big or small. If your reading this you're making my job a lot easier so cheers. I recognise no method of living that I know, I see only the basic materials I may use. The whole notion of an 'about me' section troubles me slightly, I think i've successfully evaded the whole point of this... "Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery." - Malcolm X

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Erm... Well this feels like i'm writing some kind of psycho hit list but erm ok... In a truly tasteless manner i've divided those unlucky enough to appear on this list in categories of dead and alive... nice. Alive David Sylvian, Alex James, Tim Allen, Adam Jones, Don Johnson, Clint Mansell and Billy Idol Dead Ian Curtis, Anthony Wilson, Philip K. Dick, Douglas Adams, Malcolm X..

My Blog

Follow the Locust...

The time of panic is setting in much earlier this year.  This is good.  Means i'm flapping around in the water instead of treading water and sharing tea with seaguls.  Nobody wants to b...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:00:00 GMT

Think Harder....

As I have watched the wheels grind ever slower to a halt on this blog I figured I should write once more, write once more with exactly the same beginning as most of the other blogs.... Well i'm 22 now...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 15:33:00 GMT

The time we spend...

You're the star I can't move my eye from,the face among the faceless,the sweetest tasteand the softest song. A hand held throughout the night,for fear the dark could steal,everything else is mean...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:26:00 GMT

All that money wants

Come on in, have a seat.  Can I get you anything? Cup of tea, glass of wine, a stuffed dog called Clark Kent, a thick cuban with a distinct minty aftertaste?  I'm back in a world of bizarre ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 17:53:00 GMT

Welcome to cheap seats

I thought it was time to lay some thoughts to rest again, here they are.  I should probably start with the reasons for my recent lack of blogging.  (I love these moments where you sit and th...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:30:00 GMT

Sons of pioneers

In a predictable fashion I have yet to write an essay this year... the time of judgement is upon me and the judgement is the mirror.  I've done as much as reading the questions and deciding what ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 00:43:00 GMT

Lancaster (return to) part 2

Ok so i'm settled now, living wise.  I've just started lectures etc and done 2 weeks now... sheesh it's solid stuff this time around.. I have 8 hours on a tuesday alone... you see I've been back ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 18:33:00 GMT

Lancaster (return to) part 1.

Hmmm well, today has been hectic and a slight disaster to be honest... After getting to uni with all my gear i soon discovered that I wouldn't have access to my room for a further 3 days... Luckily a ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:23:00 GMT

The light I long to see again...

Hey, I know what you're thinking, "James?! New blog sooo soon"  truth is it's not really a blog but a post of some genius.  However it is not my own genius it is that of david sylvian, and t...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 16:43:00 GMT

I enjoy being a boy... in love with you

It's that time again... time that my brain tells my body it has to spill something verbal, metaphorically speaking of course.  I'm going back to uni soon, I was quite nervous about it until recen...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 09:48:00 GMT