floggings, spankings, sports drinks, serial killers, bobely heads, nativity scenes, politics, hate groups, elvis, funerals, embalming, video, the recorder, going back to college, pop music and why no one seems to be smart enough to realize it sucks, pictures of womens feet, negativity, key west, t.c.b., garble, john stamos, child labor, mexican wrestling, hate crimes, animation, hot dog eating contests, fighting the invading zombie hordes, practicing my smile for public encounters, nylon, formica formations, oxidation art,..
I'd like to meet:
both freaks and geeks and i mean 'geeks' in the traditional sense of the word so . . . you know, people who bite the heads off of birds at the circus. also, hot chicks and bad ass mother fuckers and toy salesmen and astrophysicists and inmates and escapees and green people and oil executives and orientals and non-orientals and teens and old people and mechanics and french people and dj's and real musicians and jimmy buffet cause it's beat down time and whores and hobos and dancers and bikers and authors and jerry springer fans and chimney sweeps and bankers and graduates and failures and voodoo priestess' and atheist rum runners and cock blockers and wing men and tumblers and side kicking chorus girls and more Susann's and the guys that wrote blue chips and a hamburger sometime in the near future and some kennedys and some cubans and veterans and terrorists and politicos and couch potatoes and drug dealers and former vice presidential candidates and the guy who stole my slippers and someone who'll sell me new slippers and porn stars and nuns and satanists and jesus and scalpers and factory workers and film makers and Krishnah's and murderers and everyone else too because it still hasn't gotten wierd enough for me.
Music:
music sucks. i used to play music but now i just throw things at people who play music. it's much easier...
Movies:
fight club, barfly, breakfast of champions, e.s.s.m., adaptaion, f911, the black godfather, the big chill, dog day afternoon, easy rider, the godfather trilogy, jonny suede, the last temptaion of christ, the breakfast club, network, lair of the white worm, the legend of dolemite, the meaning of life, ninja scroll, the naked lunch, reefer madness (the old one), taxi driver, twin peaks, the waking life, the texas chainsaw massacare (the old one), wizards, uhf, the brain that wouldn't die, lady in a cage, shaft in africa, city of god, city of lost children, china town, the graduate, the life aquatic, don juan de marco, the thing, escape from new york, big trouble in little china, they live, the wild bunch, hollywood blvd., a bucket of blood, i heart huckabees, clerks, rosemarys baby, cube, ..
Television:
the sopranos (last season), deadwood (tv movies coming), the west wing (over and done with), invader ZIM! (over and done with), rome (over and done with)..
Books:
the naked lunch, interzone, the nova trilogy, the western lands trilogy, the power of the now, the tao of elvis, the voice of reason, discworld books, stray bullets, the dark tower, dune, children of dune, dune mesiah, god, emperor of dune, the last days of jesus christ the vampire, the prophet (elvis's favorite), catch 22, lord of the rings, god is a bullet, the secret dairy of laura palmer, american gods, on the road, timequake, fear and loathing in las vegas, the rum dairys, rum punch, pagan babies, maximum bob, life of pi, andromida strain, slaughter house 5, ..
Heroes:
elvis, patti smith, andy warhol, uncle bill, david lynch and that guy who gets shot out of the canon at the circus - he rocks!
..the previous list is a lie! jake boeke thinks so much of himself that he has no heros because he is his own hero. if you want to ask him why then that's to bad. he's busy jerking off to pictures of himself when he still had a full head of hair.
