Deeani... - ProfilesArchive

About Me

A little bit
of info...
How to make a Deeani
Ingredients:
1 part anger
5 parts crazyiness
3 parts empathy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!'Baby, you've got to be more discerning I've never known what's good for me Baby, you've got to be more demanding I will be yours.' Yes. I still like Bloc Party!PEOPLE JUST DON'T DANCE ANYMORE. IT IS ALL ABOUT THE DANCE.On Saturday night I thought that I was in an 80's club in down-town New York, and you know what, it felt amazing. I expected Patrick Bateman to walk in at anytime.UPDATE: Over the years it appears that I have become a bit of a MEW obsessive. I am ok with this...I am scared and slighty envious of boys who can fit into tighter pants than me!I am a real Pikey. Like proper snatch. Irish/American/English (Barnsley S71, right) Gypsy traveller I am, but I have a heart of gold. You will know when I like you when I tarmac your drive...I love my old friends. I love my new friends. Friends count for so much. Check it. Remember this.I like to have fun. I like unconventional things, and unconventional people. What is life about if you can't have a good smile?I like hand claps in songs...I really really like keeping fit!Cheek bones and sinusitis...I became addicted to this last year and went to town on my profile. I was a myspace freak. I have been told I look like an Elf or a Pixie. I have a Masters Degree in Media, culture and technology and I am a college lecturer (told you all I could do it...so NER!!!) I adore it! I also like playing dress up. Oh, and it's alright. I don't want to be as cool as you. I am nice most of the time apart from when I need food and I am cold. I want to be a DJ where all I play is shoegazing and electro-pop dance-alongs! (Go look at www.myspace.com/club79) I get confused with this thing...why so many underwear pictures? It just screams desperation! It's ok. People will still find you interesting even if you don't have your kecks out. Well I guess they will if you have something interesting to say. Just call me cynical and old if you want. I hope people will add me just because they like my fine line in golfing sweaters. I am a gay man trapped in a lady's body!(I have been told this by the best.) Apart from all that I love my job and talking about good films. Not purile humour films, but good stuff that gets you talking. I also can never ever be seperated from my GHD's. That would be a crime....I adore music and I love going to shows. You just can't beat that feeling! I adore my job. Yes. That's right. I adore my job. I work with the most interesting and funny people I can imagine.I REALLY REALLY LOVE THE 1950's and the 1960's, the 80's and the early 90's! I am out of date I think with all this new stuff.May imagination be your muse!

My Interests

One half of...
the filthy sailor sisters...MOOGS and various synths. I grew up listening to my Mum and Dad's old Moog records, thus becoming a bit mental over electronica and synth sounds.Shopping for shoes and dreaming about shoes. I love graphic design and like playing on programmes such as Photoshop. I am a computer geek. I like getting tattooed and having bits of metal shoved through bits of me. I love people watching and getting lots and lots of messages. I also love people who send me silly photos via the power of SMS. I love TKMAXX, but I hate never being arsed to search through the racks and rack of crap! That Care Bear hoody is mine! UPDATE: I tried the Care Bear hoody on and the head hole was not big enough for my big head. It is available now to people with smaller heads than me for the bargin price of Â£11.99. I love doing silly things and being with people who make me laugh, trip up and catch me when I nearly fall over.

I'd like to meet:

Who I would
like to meet...It's all Syntax Lies...Jason 'J.D.' Dean.People who love the 80's.

Music:

Anything with synths! If you can name any 90's indie band I will most probably like them/at least heard of them. I am that anal. I am a MEW, Wedding Present and Ride obsessive aside from that lots and lots of shoegazing and electro (or as the N.M.E are calling it know 'Nu Gaze'. The N.M.E can bollocks off and stay in Camden where it is used to) in the form of Slowdive, My Bloody Valentine, RIOT GRRRL, Huggy bear, Bikini Kill, Man or Astroman, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Gang Of Four, The Engineers, Amusement Parks On Fire, Kent, Air Formation, Spaceman 3, Swerve Driver, Lush, Pale Saints, The Telescopes, Moose, Ride, Suede, Marion, Revolver, Chapter House, Catherine Wheel, Verve, StellaStarr*,and Adorable. I love early 90's indie music. Then there is my other personality that likes Converge, Far, The Organ, Neon Plastix, Idiot Pilot, The Thrills, Horse The Band, Dillinger Escape Plan. Blood Bothers, ISIS, Open Hand, Aphex Twin, Square Pusher, Everytime I die, Nora, Mimas, Norma Jean, Cave In, Low-Fi , Head Automatica, Mewithoutyou, Most Precious Blood, Atreyu, and Cult of Luna. On my days off I like Kasabian, Death From Above 1979, Glassjaw, The Secret machines, The Boxer Rebellion, ATDI, Sparta, Mars Volta, The Faint, The Knife, The Engine Room, The Rapture, The Presets, Shitdisco, Radio 4, Editors, Interpol, The Sunshine Underground, The Dykeenies, Hot Hot Heat, Deus, Moondog JR, One Line Drawing, Brand New, Jonah Sans Matranga, New Cut Smile, Spinto Band, We Are Scientists, LCD Soundsystem, Hot Chip, DFA Record stuff, Gay Against you, Klaxons, 80's stuff (and lots of it), Disco, Newrave,Disco House, Art Rock, New Wave, Electro. You know that sort of pretentious music where you dance like a robot?...So I think you get the picture. Ask if you want to know more....I used to have such a long list until Myspace deleted it, and you know what? I just can't be arsed to rewrite it....

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Walk The Line, Kids, Cry Baby (and other films by John Waters), Julien Donkey Boy, 8MM. Gummo, Rubber Johnny, Dogma, Eraser head, Heathers, Donnie Darko, Ghost World, Scarface, The Godfather, Kes, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, anything with Al Pachino and Robert De Niro in, Man Bites Dog, Ginger Snaps, Johnny got his gun, Shampoo, True Romance, Edward Scissor Hands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Big Fish, Groundhog Day, The Ring, Whatever happened to baby Jane (and all other Bette Davis films), Grease, Dirty Dancing, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, all Zombie films, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, Clerks, Mall rats, and a whole lot of 80's films (to gain fashion inspiration...)

Television:

Shameless, Spaced, Blow Out, What not to wear, A place in the sun, Booze Britian, Traffic Cops, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Alan Partridge, Charmed, America's next top model, Will and Grace, Extreme Make Over, Peter Kaye, Queer eye for the straight guy, LOST, C.S.I, Tricks from the Bible, My name is Earl.

Books:

Well again I had a nice long list until Myspace deleted all my code and information....So again, until I can be arsed to re-do this I will say anything about Pirates.

Heroes:

My Mum, Dad, Auntie Lucy, Bette Davis, Tallulah Bankhead, Marilyn Monroe and John Peel.

My Blog

November the 5th

If I could bottle up the smell of fires and gun powder I bloody well would! It smells amazing!!! I love this time of year. It means I can wear my pretentious piano scarf that makes me think that I use...
Posted by Deeani on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:24:00 PST

I met Luke Jenner from the Rapture Last night

What a nice guy! I had my pic taken with him (by Marie) and then shook his hand! Awesome stuff!!!! We also danced like we have never danced before to The Presets who I was sooo happy supported ...
Posted by Deeani on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:26:00 PST

Friday 1st December 2006

Gig-a-thon at the Fleets for the Games and Emedia New York fund. Bands needed. Message me, and then I will pass it on to the guys that are organising this. You will have to play for free, but it is fo...
Posted by Deeani on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST

3 Days Without....

VODKA! Antibiotics are good as in they remove infection (in my nose and ears), but they are bad as I can't have a damn thing to drink to alleviate my stress levels! ...
Posted by Deeani on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:54:00 PST

BEBO

What a weird little site. Decided to get a profile as I am house bound with an ear infection and sinus infection. Nice.
Posted by Deeani on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:21:00 PST

I can smell...

the last of the summer BBQ's! It makes me wish that it really was still summer and I had a holiday coming up! I miss summer and I miss being on holiday!
Posted by Deeani on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:46:00 PST

I want to go here...

A venue called Abart in Zurich! Maybe they welcome Barnsley folk!
Posted by Deeani on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:48:00 PST

The weather..

I want it to be Autumn now so I can wear my ace new fake leather bomber jacket from Primark. I keep attempting to wear it and sweating. I want the cold nights and warm cuddles that Autumn brings! ...
Posted by Deeani on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:29:00 PST

Most annoyoing noises....

are:* Kids screaming* Kids screaming* Kids screaming* Kids screaming* Kids screaming* Kids screaming* Dogs barking* Kids screaming* Kids screaming
Posted by Deeani on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 08:35:00 PST

MEW

Are my favorite ever band. So there. 6 times and counting. Even chose them over Radiohead. Now that's dedication....or is it obsession?!?!
Posted by Deeani on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:39:00 PST