bah, i'm an asshole. don't bother.
i typicaly enjoy beating off, sitting on my ass, wathcing old low budjet 70s porn, misspelling words and other such nonsensicals.
i've died like, twice. once i was gutted and burried... but i got over that. then i was sentanced to death for being a genral menace... and attempting to kill my baby mama... so i was burned at the stake. a little harsh, but thats just my opinion. fuckers. anyway... im over that whole "dead" scene. shits played out.
i was born in new york or something where i was abandoned by my parents and adopted by some gay british freak. he pretty much raised me. tho thankfully i am niether gay nor british. in fact, somehow despite being raised by a british fag, i have a italianish polishish bronxish new yorkish accent. i dunno why.
i have a kid but i don't know where he is... oh well.i think his name was heraldo or somthin... no, donnie! yeah, whatever. what is he like 12? whatever.
oh, and i am NOT that douche from doz mario games. we just share the same name and slight physical apearence. i'm much more badasser
