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Scruff (the washed-up 6-piece Chicken McNobody)

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DISCLAIMER: IF YOU READ MY BLOGS, DO NOT TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY!!! they are merley there to entertain my friends, so do not take them seriously! there intended to be jokes. LIGHTEN UP!!!
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"Live life to the fullest. Never be satisfied, but never be unhappy"
Yo. My name is Brian. I'm fucking insane. I come from Crestline, Ca in Southern Cali. I'm currently (for some stupid reason) in Crestline, So Cal. God knows where I'll be next...
I'm much like that of a cake or an onion or something, cuz I have many layers to myself. I may come off as a goofy weirdo but I'm very deep and shit. I'm not very good with words and explaining things... anyway, talk to me, you'll like me.
I'm a very strange person with very strange views and opinions about things... but you'll never know unless you talk to me.
i'm also a Juggalo. but my religion? Read the book "Nemnock the Devil" by Anne Rice. that is EXACTLY what i believe in.
Anyway, here's a bunch of stupid crap-- like me eating my own head. i made it like, years ago.
Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"

Agnostic
You've probably studied loads of different religions, but you're just not sure if any of it is true. Evolution makes some sense to you, but it doesn't satisfy you. Lastly, your personality is one of question, but you won't go out of your way to find -The Truth- It's more of a hobby.
I edited my profile with the forces of eternal darkness !

My Interests

Attention Deficit & mc chris "Be Together"
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Green Day "Working Class Hero"

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Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNABlaze Ya Dead Homie "Escape Artist"
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My interests are my friends. All my new ones and my old. You don't need me to name you, you know who are... bitches.
I'm not a people person, however I am willing to meet you MySpace nerds in person cuz I clearly have no regard for my personal well being.
I love music with a fiery passion. All kinds of music, i don't stick to any particular genre, anything that's unique and creative. Psychopathic Records, their music speaks to me on tons of different levels, not just the axe murder part. I don't think people give them a chance. But it doesn't matter, it's MY music!

I'm currently in LOVE with Bloodhound Gang. i can't stop listening to their CDs. Jimmy Pop is a genius!

I've recently started listening to Limp Bizkit again. They were one of the first bands i listened to when i first really got into music, then i kinda fell out with them. but now, i love them again. which is funny cuz everone HATES Limp Bizkit, so I'm proud. Ooh, I'm a rebel. hard core, sucker.

I'm almost always listening to music, every fucking second of the day. My favorites being ICP, Twiztid, Bloodhound Gang, Limp Bizkit, mc chris, Vanilla Ice, My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, all kindsa shit. I've got a GIGANTIC variety of music and I'm always willing to listen to something new.

Occasionally, I check out internet cartoon and YouTube celebrities. My favorites are Cinemasacre, Fat-Pie.com, smosh.com and Brookers. Crazy stuff.
I'm not much of a gamer, but I'm a Tomb Raider follower since back in the day. I also love the Tony Hawk series and Silent Hill and The Matrix and Buffy the Vampire Slayer and them old school Super Nintendo Mario games. I also love the PC game Nocturne... i want a sequel, dammit. Who's with me?

I don't even watch TV but I usta be a religous follower of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Good times. Them shows are unique and geniously written and whoever decided to end them should be skinned alive like Warren was in season 6.

I love doing things, any thing, just something. I hope one day hope to, quite simply, wonder about the country going from place to place... just chillin. Seeing all kinds of new and different scenery, meeting new people, just soaking up the ambience. When I find the place I really connect with, it shall be my home.

I FUCKING LOVE SODA ("pop" to you Illinoisers) WITH ALL MY HEART. Coke, Pepsi, Cream Soda, if it's carbonated and will get me fat, I love it. I used to work at McDonalds and ate lots of Chicken Nuggets and McGriddles. I now love me some Filet o' Fish and mozzerella sticks. I also love Doritos, pizza, corndogs, basicly anything that comes out of a liquor store or a microwave. Basicly anything thatll kill me eventually. I hate food cuz i love it so much. Thats pretty much where most of my money goes... food.

I LOVE gothic things. I'm not a goth...or am I... but just the look and feel of the goth scene, I love it. and I don't mean the fashion statement you see in high school. I love the the deeper, darker point of view in life. Not emo, not how much life is depressing, I don't mean that. I mean... something else. If you know what I mean, then I love you.

Love... FUCK LOVE. and everyone in it. I believe in love... but in my opinion... it's pretty fucked up. It's either the greatest thing in life EVER or the worste thing EVER. So really, is it worth it? Perhaps. It's kinda like sticking your hand into a box and you'll either pull out a million bucks or have you hand bitten off by a deciesed mongoose. So it worth it? that's up to you, I already got my hand bitten off. Twice. i officially have no more hands. fuck love.

I've lost almost all hope in people and life and I'm stuck with severe trust issues. But, I still do have some hope so I keep rearing my ugly head out of the bed to confront the day and make the best of it.
yeah, I've got lots of weird interests and I'm a pretty interesting person once you get to know me so... get to know me.

I'd like to meet:



Girl wise; someone with a good sense of humor, someone who's kickback and down to earth. someone who won't get offended by every word i say. someone who's honest and trustworthy. someone who will appreciate me for who i am, personality and all that. someone who will TALK to me about what's going on. ... also, i definitly want someone who won't dump me in an e-mail. if i had a dollar for every girl who dumped me thru an e-mail... i'd have a couple bucks... but a couple bucks too many, thank you.

Friend wise... someone who isn't a close minded asshole. also, perferably no drug addicts. don't have good experiences with them.
and Liz Vicious...

Music:



I love music with a fiery passion and I'll give just about anything a try but here are my most favorite artists/bands/duos/groups of all--

I mosty listen to- Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid,mc chris, the Bloodhound Gang, My Chemical Romance (seen live), Limp Bizkit, MC Lars, Sugar Ray (only old school), Vanilla Ice, Evanescence (mostly old school and seen live), Tenacious D, Sum 41, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Flyleaf (seen live twice), Common Rotation, Bionic Jive, Zug Izland, The Offspring, Avril Lavigne, Korn (seen live twice), Whole Wheat Bread, Collide, Project: Deadman, Dark Lotus, House of Krazees, Psychopathic Rydas, Esham, Ghost of the Robot, CKY, Regina Spektor, Boondox, t.A.T.u. and Tom Green. Yes, I said Tom Green. You think I'm kidding?

And I listen to a little bit of- AFI, Black Light Burns, AMB, Green Day, blink-182, Mindless Self Indulgence, Aerosmith, Natas, ABK, The Used, Bathory, Nirvana, incubus, Metallica, Kittie, 2 Pac, No Doubt, Guns N Roses, Billy Idol, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, Disturbed, System of a Down & Slipknot.

Movies:



The Matrix trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Forrest Gump, The Devil's Rejects, King Kong, Stir of Echoes, Armageddon, The Butterfly Effect, Donnie Darko, Star Wars Sixilogy, Silent Hill, Underworld 1 & 2, Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny, House On Haunted Hill, The Haunting, Beetlejuice, Ghostbusters, The Wicker Man (new one with Nick Cage), Clerks 1 & 2, Fight Club, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Jurassic Park, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, The Mummy 1 & 2, Spider-Man 3agy, X-Men 3agy, Joe Dirt, Big Money Hustlas, Saw, the Ring, Austin Powers Trilogy, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Team America: World Police, Memento, Spongebob Suarepants movie, Secret Window, random scary movies (Freddy, Jason, Candy Man, you know the drill) and Catholic School Catfight. Yay Priscilla!

Television:



FUCK TV. I really don't EVER watch TV but the shows i do enjoy are: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Invader Zim, South Park, Futurama, X-Files, Daria, Drawn Together, Farscape, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Degrassi, The Ren & Stimpy Show, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Rockos Modern Life, Fairly Odd Parents, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, the Discovery Channel, Clone High, Angry Beavers, Aaahh Real Monsters, Nip/tuck, American Dad, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Harvey Birdman, Spongebob Squarepants, Beavis & Butthead, Teen Titans, That 70s Show, The Simpsons & The Adventures of Pete & Pete. I know I listed a lot, but I swear I never watch TV. I don't even have TV, goddammit!!!

Books:


Behind the Paint (incredible book), Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles (favorite: Memnock the Devil), Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, super hero and other random comic books. I usta religious read Sonic the Hedgehog comics. that was a long time ago...

Heroes:


My fucking brothers!!!

Toni Jean (for being hot), Lara Croft (for being a sexy badass and guiding me thru my hard pubery years), Sheba (for being the greatest creature on earth R.I.P.), Catholic Man, myself, Emily the Bed Bug Slayer (I'm her sidekick!), Adam Busch, Salad Fingers, Burnt Face Man, Alex Lin and... Clarrissa Michaud for some reason... and most of all, any and everyone who claims to be my friend and loves me for who I am. Thanks for being there, you are everything to me. Mainly Reed Nelson and Justin Branson. You may hate them or not know who they are but they's my bros, y'all.

These guys are funny.

homestarrunner.com
tourettesguy.com

cinemassacre.com

smosh.com

My Blog

With Me?

So I'm trying my very hardest to keep it together and so far i'm doing pretty decent... but my God, it's hard. I'm so scared I'm gonna lose one of the few things that keep me hopeful latley... I'm afr...
Posted by Scruff (the washed-up 6-piece Chicken McNobody) on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:49:00 PST

Screwing you on the beach at night

Hmm... ever wanna just... leave? everything? and everyone? i don't. but i've been thinking latley... about... stuff. and i'm so... sick... of everything... here. ya know? i'm so sick of the drama tha...
Posted by Scruff (the washed-up 6-piece Chicken McNobody) on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 05:15:00 PST

the art of punching babies

here's what i think about little brat kids who run around the library screaming like idiots:they should be kicked. in the mouth. until they shut up. their parents should also be kicked in the mouth fo...
Posted by Scruff (the washed-up 6-piece Chicken McNobody) on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:39:00 PST

i'm missing you like a highjacked flight on Sept. 11

well, um, let's see. my hair... has been slaughtered. and it will soon be again. what will it look like? go look up MC Lars and look at his hair. somthin like that... maybe longer. so... HA! my hair i...
Posted by Scruff (the washed-up 6-piece Chicken McNobody) on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:52:00 PST

La isla bonita

just a quick blog to let the masses know what's happelatin'. hmmm... well back in crestline. living with my friends Reed, Carlos, Heather and I guess Crystal's there sometimes. been looking at jobs he...
Posted by Scruff (the washed-up 6-piece Chicken McNobody) on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:48:00 PST

Burninating the peasants

um... I'm gonna start taking diet pills again. and no one is gonna tell me no.i'm pretty sure they're no more bad for you than CIGARETTES!!!so any smoker telling me not to take diet pills and blow me...
Posted by Scruff (the washed-up 6-piece Chicken McNobody) on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:17:00 PST

TROGDOR!!!

i swear to God, my profile song gives me ear and brain orgasms. For anyone confuzed as to what the fuck is up with that song, watch this:http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html i LOVE homestarru...
Posted by Scruff (the washed-up 6-piece Chicken McNobody) on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 03:40:00 PST

and it wouldn't be the first time i gave a dog a bone

Ya know... I'm doin alright. Life really isn't that bad. There's still a lot i don't understand... but... Shit happens. Get over it and live. That's the meaning of life... LIVE. Live life to the ...
Posted by Scruff (the washed-up 6-piece Chicken McNobody) on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:37:00 PST

McDonalds! (GET CRUNK!) Wal-Mart! (GET CRUNK!)

hmm... i guess i'm depressed. i kinda been all day. who knows why. i have my reasons. i don't think ill br able to come home early. kelsey wont let me. i think im gettin fat. i'm generaly not happy a...
Posted by Scruff (the washed-up 6-piece Chicken McNobody) on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:55:00 PST

See, I'm not queer, I'm too ugly!

Yay, I got 2 CDs. Mc Lars and Bloodhound Gang's "One Fierce Beer Coaster". My analsis... MC Lars... is great. he is extremely creative and unlike most rappers out there, he definitly has something to ...
Posted by Scruff (the washed-up 6-piece Chicken McNobody) on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:55:00 PST