TheEvilBean - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I live in Penzance, Kernow. I don't really have any interests except music and nature. I play Bass mainly, a bit of guitar and drum on anything around.
I cover the bass duties for the experimental death-sludge project, Vaginal Discharge (With M. Grinder of Abandoned Spastic and local terrorist Ging.). I am also currently trying to set up a record label with Grinder under the name Uteral Putrefaction Recordings, if all goes well we'll be putting out music next year (so contact us if you're interested in getting involved in setting up the label or making music with us).
I don't do much else except walk around the countryside and take in what's left of our natural surroundings before they're gone completely. There will be tracks up on the Vaginal Discharge page soon, until then check out the label and the beautiful melodies of Abandoned Spastic (Don't close your eyes!!!).
P.S. This is a vid of me when i used to play drums professionally, unfortunatly i was mutated in a freak nuclear disaster that killed my family and now i just play bass... i was good!!!

My Interests

Playing bass, going to gigs, exploring Kernow's countryside, scaring children etc...

I'd like to meet:

Lord Worm, Aston Barret, Bill Laswell, John Zorn, Mick Harris, Flo Mounier, Kevin Talley, Terry Gilliam, David Gilmour, Hendrix, Jonas Hellborg, Gene Hoglan, Mike Flores, John Longstreth, Buckethead, Karl Sanders, Luke Jaeger etc...

Music:

Painkiller, Nile, Hendrix, Dying Fetus, Miles Davis, Origin, Cryptopsy, Abandoned Spastic, Carcass, Praxis, Cephalic Carnage, Funkadelic, The Upsetters, The Wailers, Gorerotted, Black Sabbath, Sleep Terror, Necrophagist, Decapitated, Rage Against the Machine, The Beatles, Spawn of Possession, The Abyssinians, Peter Tosh, Skinless, Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy), Desecration, Max Romeo, Obituary, Unmerciful, Decrepit Birth, Bill Laswell, Brutal Truth, Severed Savior, Death, John Zorn, Yoshida Tatsuya, FantÃ´mas, Pink Floyd, Cypress Hill, Infectious Grooves, Cattle Decapitation, John McLaughlin, Dusty Springfield, Insision, Jonas Hellborg, Paco De Lucia, Al Di Meola, Jaco Pastorius, Buckethead, Suffocation, Bootsy Collins, Shawn Lane, Last Exit, Exhumed, Pantera, Naked City, Jeff Sipe, Slayer, Masada, Mr. Bungle, John Coltrane, Massacre, King Tubby, Blind Idiot God, Herbie Hancock, Primus, Cream, Deep Purple, Last Exit, Burning Spear, Bladerunner, Napalm Death, Misery Index, Lee Perry, Bob Marley, Sepultura, Deli Creeps... I could go on forever, anything with a bit of real originality and feeling.

Movies:

Airplane, Cannibal:The Musical, Team America, The Monty Python films, Fear and Loathing, Brazil, Spinal Tap, The Dark Crystal, The Evil Dead/Evil Dead II, Naked Gun, Bad Taste, Braindead, Meet the Feebles, Sin City, Tarentino stuff etc. anything worth wasting a few hours on...

Television:

My TV died of neglect so i don't watch it anymore, never liked him anyway, that's why i didn't feed the bastard. i used to like all the cartoons i watched as i kid: Thundercats, Transformers, Trap Door and all that jazz. South Park made me laugh while it was on, Police Squad, Boosh, Family Guy, American Dad, Brass Eye, The Day Today, anything funny...

Books:

I can't say there are many books that have gripped me, i usually put them down after a page or two but some stand out: Red Dwarf, Fear and Loathing was good, much better than the film, anything by Hunter S. Thompson. The Hitch-Hiker quintology and anything by Carlos Casteneda, Nineteen Eighty-Four and Orwell's stuff. Art books by M.C Escher, Salvador Dali, Hieronymus Bosch, H.R. Giger, Brian Froud...

Heroes:

All the people and musicians that have inspired me over the years, or just made me laugh.