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David

Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

About Me

I'm an actor. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my trailer.....home. (tear)


Fight Club
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The Bu

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What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)

Fire Dragon
Rage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.
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Your results:
You are Superman Superman 55% Spider-Man 55% Hulk 55% Wonder Woman 53% Supergirl 48% Robin 47% The Flash 45% Green Lantern 45% Batman 35% Iron Man 30% Catwoman 20% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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Psychotic Dog


Your Porn Star Name Is...
Sergeant Stiffy What's Your Porn Star Name?

Congratulations, David!
Your IQ score is 136

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.


My Interests

Acting, singing, movies, music, and LEGOs.

I'd like to meet:

Billy Joel, Tom Hanks, the Queen of England, Bill Cosby, and Jesus.

Music:

Taking Back Sunday, System of a Down, Johnny Cash, The Alphabet, Fallenshort, Billy Joel, Stampin' Ground, Queen, Metallica, and much more.

Movies:

Fight Club, Garden State, Donnie Darko, The Departed, Anchorman, Goldmember, Green Mile, The Rock, Harold & Maude, The Goonies, The Passion of the Christ, Finding Neverland, Walk the Line.... a lot more.
Watch my favorite musical here: Part One (follow link on this page to Part Two)

Television:

Family Guy, Mythbusters, Friends, The Sopranos (on rare occassion), and one of my all time favorites: Home Improvement.



MyFavorite Commercial...ever.

Books:

"Michael Caine: Acting in Film" is REALLY good and I highly recommend it. Another one I read was flippin' fantasmic, but I'm not supposed to talk about it... By that same author I have also read "Choke", "Invisible Monsters", "Survivor", and I'm now reading "Lullaby". I've also been occasionally picking up David Mamet's book called "True and False", and I'm really enjoying it.

Heroes:

Tyler Durden, Batman, Claire, and Seibler.



Numa Numa
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Nintendo Songs..... A Capella!!!
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Movie Recuts!!!

School of Rock: Recut
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The Shining: Recut
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Ten Commandments: Recut
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Anyone remember those wonderful messages from GI Joe? Here's the version you didn't see as a kid.

Don't Give Him the Stick!
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Glottal Fry War!
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My Blog

Getting this off my chest.... finally.

Here's something you should know. I wanted to take the time to let all of you know something that I've been holding back. It makes me feel awful that I've not said this to many of you in quite some ti...
Posted by David on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:26:00 PST

Hey Everybody!

Fuck off!
Posted by David on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:07:00 PST

Senior Year Bible Class

Okay, this happened over two years ago, but I feel it needs to be cleared up to those who had little to no idea. Mr. Parrott (my Bible teacher during my senior year of high school). Me. Fight. Here's...
Posted by David on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:06:00 PST

Keep your word please.

Did you ever trust somebody else to get something done? They said they'd do it but they didn't? Even if it's the occupation of that individual to get it done they still don't do it! "Oops. I forgot." ...
Posted by David on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:39:00 PST

(strange noise)

I'm going nuts..... I feel shaky and anxious. Something is going to happen. It's big. I don't know what. Good, bad, intense. I have no idea. All I know is that we can't escape it. Inevitability. INEVI...
Posted by David on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:47:00 PST

Tired.

I'm having an insomnia moment. I was asleep but woke up because I was sweating my balls off and couldn't get back to sleep. Under the one blanket I have I was too hot, and without the blanket I was fr...
Posted by David on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:26:00 PST

Eat my dust.

I don't know how much longer it is going to take. But it will get done. I don't know how hard it'll be. But I'll never let up. It's going to be a long, winding road, full of twists and turns, hills an...
Posted by David on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:47:00 PST

Why?

Why, oh why? Why is this? Why is that? Why am I? What am I? Why are you? Why can't I? Why the hell? Why the hell not? Why? Why?
Posted by David on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 10:53:00 PST

Money. The root of all feebleness.

I'm sick and tired of the "importance" given to contributers of society based on what they do or how much money they make. I'm sick of money. I'm sick of hoping I'll have enough. I'm sick of people ch...
Posted by David on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:16:00 PST

READ THIS BLOG

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary, Sunday, 12/18/05......"Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart: I have ...
Posted by David on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:14:00 PST