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Conniepants

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

About Me

.. width="425" height="350" ..I approach things logically and try not to overreact emotionally, which I do. I'm a romantic. I judge myself harshly and others softly. My family is the most important thing in my life, followed closely by my friends and my need to accomplish my dream. I love 80s music and Our Lady Peace. My favorite movie is Harold and Maude. I get really cranky if I'm hungry. I'm a vegetarian. I am all about respect. I was raised Catholic in a military family and even though I've shed the labels I still adhere to a lot of the ideals of both. I have loved and lost. I hate when people say "literally" when they're speaking figuratively, "PIN number" and "ATM machine" and write "your" instead of "you're". I love inside jokes. I am constantly learning and trying to fix myself. I believe Murphy's Law, Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, moderation is the key to life, and the universe will take care of me.
"Someday you're gonna wake up and realize how special she really is. And she'll be waking up with the guy who already knew...."
Some of my favorite song lyrics:
Well I wish I could kill you, savor the sight, get into my car, drive into the night, then lie as I scream to the heavens above that I was the last one you ever loved. Every day feels so incomplete until you walk into the room. If my smile gets old and faded, wait around I'll smile again. Some may fear committed lives; I sure am one of them without you. I don't know, but I believe in yesterday and what it means to bleed... and know that you're okay. Don't take my picture down, don't erase everything that we had, don't think I'll let you down; I might be gone, but we'll meet again. You were gonna be a doctor, a movie-star, a poet at a Nobel seminar; I hope the world never tore that out of you. When I said that I loved you I meant that I'd love you forever. Hey, I've got nothin' to do today but smile. I am your servant, may I light your cigarette? I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me. And if you're into romance, baby love will find a way. There is one thing that I would die for, it's when you say, "My life is in your hands." I'm agnostic in god, but man, she takes a female form. Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.
So I took a super IQ test and scored 168. This is what they had to say about me: The way you think about things makes you a Complex Intellectual. This means you are highly intelligent and have extraordinarily strong verbal and math skills. Compared to others you are a highly conceptual and complex thinker and are able to understand information in an abstract form. You also show great attention to detail. In fact, it's hard to find something you're not good at.
How did we determine that your thinking style is that of a Complex Intellectual? When we examined your test results further, we analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you a Complex Intellectual. Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities.
Cool huh?

My Interests

Does a mullet make a man?

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I have a thing for Ivan.
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I'd like to meet:

You want a guy who can bring the bacon, and you want a guy with savoir-faire. Somebody who can take control of it, someone with cool black shiny hair.Captain Kirk, went to the planet, and there he fought the man lizard. He saved the ship, invented the gun powder, but that's just not good enough for you, is it?No! You don't want a boyfriend. What you want is Mr. Spock, to come to your wasteland, and destroy the robot. Something more than human, someone with blood that's cold and green. You want something better than me.

Music:

OLP, BTE, classic and college rock, 80s new wave!!

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Star Wars Episodes 4-6 original theatrical releases ONLY, True Romance, Life is Beautiful, Night Watch, Garden State among many others. I'll show you my DVD collection if you're that interested.

Television:

Lost, That '70s Show, Sex and the City, Oz, Six Feet Under, Queer as Folk, 24, Star Trek, Desperate Housewives, The Nine, Heroes.

Books:

Wheel of Time, Song of Ice and Fire, Anita Blake series a.k.a. preternatural porno, a few Nora Roberts books thanks to Mom, Stephen King thanks to Dad, Clive Barker and Richard Matheson stuff.

Heroes:

Mom, Kitty Foreman, Bree Van de Kamp, Lynette Scavo, Han Solo, Fred Rogers, Marty Stouffer, John Lennon, Raine Maida.

My Blog

I got almost everything I wanted!

Home was great.  I smoked every day, drank every third day or so, hung out with my sister a lot and slept soooo much.  She got engaged on Christmas Eve to Zack!  I got a digital camera ...
Posted by Decepticonnie on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:58:00 PST

I fucking rock.

Wow.  I'm retarded.  I just realized I came in an hour early for work.  Oh well, I can get overtime.  And I get to hear Dreamgirls.  I heard I'm Not Leaving and I thought of L...
Posted by Decepticonnie on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:40:00 PST

I need a new tattoo, a lot more sex

So my horoscopes have been all, don't have love?  Look around you.  I thought it was being a smart-ass but it was right.  I have a shit-ton of great people around me.  Scattered ac...
Posted by Decepticonnie on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:57:00 PST

Has it been so long?

I have to give the Vegas recap!!  Erin and I drove out there listening to my kick-ass mixes the entire way.  We met up with Paula, went to IHOP and caught up, then then next day we pick...
Posted by Decepticonnie on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:43:00 PST

Gimme gimme gimme, I need, I need!

Ok, so I think I'm about to have my heart broken if I don't get to go to KROQ Almost Acoustic Christmas.  Go to KROQ.com and look at night one.  That is an amazing line-up and I REALLY want ...
Posted by Decepticonnie on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:15:00 PST

Ow

My tummy hurts.  I keep listening to my body and then it betrays me!  Last night after I worked out I was hungry, so I ate, and I was tired, so I slept.  My tummy hurt and I kept waking...
Posted by Decepticonnie on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:24:00 PST

Weekend update, with Connie Nealon

This weekend was so damn good.  Thursday was f-ing amazing.  Great night with lots of food, lots of friends, lots of drinks and desserts.  Good times!!!  I made noodles and green b...
Posted by Decepticonnie on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:57:00 PST

Rad

I went to a lightsaber party last night.  It was so fucking rad.  People all fighting with their lightsabers and me under the influence of 3 different toxins.  Crazy!  I had a few ...
Posted by Decepticonnie on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST

You do it to yourself, you do...

...and that's what really hurts. I went out last night to Mary's with some of my bestest friends here in Cali.  Now, I was planning on having a shot with dinner, but it's a creamy yummy shot that...
Posted by Decepticonnie on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:44:00 PST

All right!

 I feel better, not physically, but energetically.  Which is odd 'cause I couldn't sleep more than an hour at a time last night.  I must have woken up at least ten times.  Robert ...
Posted by Decepticonnie on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:11:00 PST