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Luke Norris (AKA Undercover Badass)

I don't give a damn what it's fer, every day's my birthday, every night is my Bar Mitzverr!!!

About Me

I'm a complex person. I am truthful, wise, loving, caring, loud, humble, conceited (yes, I know that's a contradiction), proud, deviant, brave, sexual, spiritual, and strong. I believe that I carry within me the potential to change the world. I love to laugh. I love to write, I love to sing, and I love to dance. I'm not afraid to say that I love myself, or that I believe in myself, because if I don't no one else ever will. I like hanging out with friends playing card games, eating pizza, and drinking wine until we're all drunk and naked. I believe in the power to change. I love to go to the ocean after dark and strip down to my underwear and sing and dance in the sand. I love music. The reason people sing or dance is because they are feeling something so strong that words are not enough to express it. I love that sense of passion and I am filled with that passion. I love to perform. There is so much beauty in the human experience and to put it on-stage and give it life is beautiful. I act because there is a joy inside of me that I want to share with the entire world. I love being random. I love to say something out of the blue that just makes everyone turn around and say "what?! Where did that come from?" I love to make people laugh. My jokes aren't very funny. I make people laugh when I just stop trying and start being me. I love to cuddle. I love to lie on a couch with a movie on and just experience the closeness of another human being. I love to give hugs. I'm a devil's advocate. Most people say they don't like drama...that's a lie. I LOVE drama. I don't like to create drama but I love to watch from the sideline. I'm so honest it hurts. I believe there are VERY few times in life when it actually is beneficial to myself or others to lie, so I don't. I have an opinion on EVERYTHING. If you ask for it, just be ready. I have been in love. I have had a love so beautiful I hoped it would last forever. It didn't. But it made me who I am today and it's just another rung on the ladder that I've climbed, that I continue to climb. I believe in destiny. I'm still not sure what mine is yet. I know, however, that I'm destined to do two things. I'm destined to perform and I am destined to help create a better world for mankind. I love to spend a night in with a friend and a bottle of wine and just have good fun and good conversation. I love to go out with a big group of friends and just be loud and obnoxious. I love pretending to be a health nut. I believe in saying "YES" to life. The easiest thing in the world is to do nothing. Action takes effort, and brings the reward of experience.

My Interests

acting, singing songs by big black women, dancing like a fool, shopping at Trader Joe's, working out, drinking screwdrivers with friends while talking about the past, drinking margaritas with friends while talking about he future, making a scene, cooking, being naked, going to see theater, re-enacting musicals, listening to my Ipod, getting text messages, turning inconsequential mishaps into songs, gossip, laughing, doing shots with friends, really expensive wine, travel, eating sushi, shopping for clothes, singing in the shower, meeting new people, getting presents, giving presents, spending time with my family, directing plays and musicals, talking about art and music and theater

I'd like to meet:

People with inner-beauty. People with outer-beauty. People who believe in the power of truth, and action, and commitment. People who make good conversation, people who are intelligent. People who are funny. People who are kind. In a relationship I seek someone who loves surprises, giving and receiving. Someone who will do nice things for no reason other than to see me smile. Someone with whom I feel a spiritual connection. Someone who is sexual and adventurous. Someone who will respect me and never lie to me. Someone who likes to cuddle. Someone with a beautiful smile. Italian boys step to the front of the line!

Music:


Stevie Wonder. Ray Charles. Heather Headley. Jennifer Holiday. Ella Fitzgerald. Aretha Franklin. Whitney Houston. Dionne Warwick. India Arie. Lauren Hill. Jill Scott. Fleetwood Mac. AC/DC. The Killers. Mariah Carey. Beyonce. The Perishers. Maxwell. Faith Hill. Panic at the Diso. Michael Bublé. Michael Jackson. Jennifer Hudson. Wynona. Wilson Phillips. Billy Porter. John Legend. Toni Braxton. Tina Turner. Sherie Rene Scott. Reba. Ray Lamontagne. Pink. Gwen Stefani. Mary J. Blige. Martina McBride. Madonna. Justin Timberlake. Kelly Clarkson. Janet Jackson. Elton John. Diana Degarmo. Chicago. Cher. The Carpenters. The Black eye peas. Musicals: Wicked. Rent. Les Miserables. Cabaret. Fosse. Hairspray. Sweet Charity.

Aida. Spamalot. Chicago. Evita. Ragtime.
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Movies:

Hocus Pocus. Cold Mountain. Hard Candy. Who killed the electric car. Into The Woods. Elvira's Haunted Hills. The Notebook. Beatlejuice. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The Life of David Gale. The Craft. Another Gay Movie. Elizabeth. Sophie's Choice. All about Eve. Proof. Rent.

Legally Blond. American Beauty. Beaches. Ferris Beullar's day off. The Shawshank Redemption. Backdraft. The Quick and the Dead. Titanic. First Wive's Club. Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion. The Color Purple.

Television:

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES.

Grey's Anatomy. Heroes. House. American Idol. So You Think You Can Dance. I Love Lucy. Roseanne. Taxi. Are You Being Served. Just Shoot Me. Sex and the City.

Books:

Speak with Distinction. The Art of Seduction. A sense of Direction. Hollywood 101. Night. The Grapes of Wrath. Natural Cures They Don't Want You To Know About. Power of The Actor. The Devil's Guide to Hollywood.

Heroes:

My Mother and Sister. Oprah. Bette Middler. Bob Fosse. Whoopi. Ellen Degeneres. Meryl Streep. Superman. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

My Blog

LOYALTY

Look it up.
Posted by Luke Norris (AKA Undercover Badass) on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:30:00 PST

What’s the Occasion?

It's come to my attention that I may have a dinking problem.  I drink pretty much all the time.  When, I'm sad, happy, indifferent.  The other day I got really hammered and this morning...
Posted by Luke Norris (AKA Undercover Badass) on Wed, 14 May 2008 11:36:00 PST

Is a pig’s pussy pork?

I heard someone say that this weekend and nearly wet myself.  It was complete with southern accent so it was all the more hillarious.  I love life right now!  Come love it with me! &nbs...
Posted by Luke Norris (AKA Undercover Badass) on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:37:00 PST

If I’m able to do this, it will be nothing short of a miracle...

...But who said I couldn't work miracles? To the dreamers, to the movers and the shakers, to the lovers and the artists, to those who believe in peace, to those who venture into the unknown...I BELIE...
Posted by Luke Norris (AKA Undercover Badass) on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:58:00 PST

S.O.C.M. 2

Ugh. I really can't stand this bitch at work, she is suuuuuch a CUNT!  FECKING CLEMUND! haha I love that word it always remind me of connie.  I miiiiiisssss Connie soooo much.  Oh I jus...
Posted by Luke Norris (AKA Undercover Badass) on Wed, 07 May 2008 04:08:00 PST

I COULD have saved a life today.

I was walking to lunch today, as usual, when I noticed a blood van outside doing a blood drive, and I thought "well I've got nothing better to do" so I decided I'd go give blood.  Now having give...
Posted by Luke Norris (AKA Undercover Badass) on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:24:00 PST

Smile, tomorrow will be better

So I just moved to a new apartment, my own place, and I don’t have internet yet.  But I happen to live mere feet from an Ihop with free wireless, so when I need to get online I walk to the ...
Posted by Luke Norris (AKA Undercover Badass) on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:37:00 PST

It’s a DAMN good day!

Let me tell you why....First, I'm alive. That's always good. When I woke up I was neither pregnant nor on fire. My shower this morning was so wonderful that it prompted the exclamation, "hell yeah...
Posted by Luke Norris (AKA Undercover Badass) on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:00:00 PST

I promise I wasn’t on drugs when I wrote this...

Okay, I don't know what's hit me lately, but it's like some crazy happy bug bit me and I have this crazy heightened passion for life. Every time I walk outside lately I'm overwhelmed by how beautiful...
Posted by Luke Norris (AKA Undercover Badass) on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:23:00 PST

7-day Mental Cleanse

Okay, So ever-searching for new ways to motivate myself and better my life, I tried this thing called the 7-DAY MENTAL CLEANSE.  It's a really simple Idea.  Seven days without a negative tho...
Posted by Luke Norris (AKA Undercover Badass) on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 02:02:00 PST