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About Me

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i adore natalie dee.

ms. dee is pretty f-ing funny with her old man drew, too.

My Interests

**PROFILE PIC COURTESY OF GERALDINE FIBBERS "BUTCH" ALBUM COVER**

animal anatomy (cat: the other white meat), popsicles, tea-bagging, practicing small animal restraint on kate, napping, not napping, and dusting my guitar and snowboard.

also, i like zombies.

for a good time check out my fav zombie sites:

brains4zombies.com
kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies
randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide
fvza.org

also, i like sharks.

I'd like to meet:

boats. (they are forbidden in my household.)
ps i took this pic in croatia.

kick-ass ladies:

Music:

eastern european easy listening covers.
my fav bands are bush and hole.

Movies:

Television:

i wish my problems in life could be resolved in 30 minutes with a laugh track. or with zombies.

Books:

there is only one book.

Heroes:

there is only one hero. (and he cries when you touch yrself.)

i'm allowed to touch the below appropriately:

here's my fav pic of kate:

My Blog

a little story.

my beautiful, sexy, kind, compassionate, generous, funny, and smart as fucking hell gf was crying tonight. why?women can really really really be bitchy catty petty fucking cunts from hell.that's why....
Posted by venom 9000 on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:19:00 PST

Erysipelothrix rhusiopathiae ruined my life. . .

. . . and my beta's slime coat.school has turned me into the biggest nerd. since i've started school, kate has said my nerd points went up 100. yes. studied microbiology til 2 am mon night, up at 8...
Posted by venom 9000 on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:27:00 PST

crappy

rainy days make me feel so crappy. remind me of my days in portland and the crappy dark depressed days i had there. i feel crappy about myself. i had an amazing time at the four directions march. (...
Posted by venom 9000 on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:41:00 PST

GABF. . . what?

i am a beer geek. i prefer beer geek over beer snob, because although i prefer a master crafted microbew over anything else, i'm not too snooty to enjoy an icy coors light mini in a can on the porch ...
Posted by venom 9000 on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:45:00 PST

i suck at this.

i love how i lacked the foresight to realize the continued blog would be BEFORE the start of the rant. poop on a stick.
Posted by venom 9000 on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:34:00 PST

oh life. continued.

will i ever get to a point where i can spend my time the way i wish? i try. i try to spend the little free time i have the way i choose. is it economics? do only people with money truly have "free...
Posted by venom 9000 on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:28:00 PST

oh life.

is bigger. bigger than you. and you are not me.if i had my way. . . i would see my friends more. (i would play catch with jonas. i would shoot zombies with bob. i would get drunk and fuck with c...
Posted by venom 9000 on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:22:00 PST