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Reverend Brian's A Wild Downer

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I think of myself as somewhat of a cross between Penn Jillette and George Carlin. Better looking than both, but with none of the talent of either. This means that I'm a vocal atheist, that loves erotica (especially of the sapphic variety), likes artful use of obscene language, takes great enjoyment out of seeing stupid people get what they deserve and am entertained by science books and fart jokes.
Some other Brian-Fun-Facts® include:
I have been ordained by the Universal Life Church.
I don't talk unless I have something worth saying.
I'm not very tolerant of stupidity and irrationality.
I don't believe in the phrase "too much information".
I'm left-handed, but play guitar right-handed.
I like a lot of things that everyone else hates.
I'm incredibly resistant to any new forms of slang.
I like a lot of things that everyone else likes.
I can't stand drunks.
I went to school to learn audio production.
I learned all my social skills from Married...With Children.
I spend a lot of time babysitting my sister with Down syndrome.
I don't really like scary movies.
I love songs about scary movies.
I suck at staying awake.
I think the Judeo-Christian God is one of the most unpleasant characters in all of literature.
I like animals, as long as someone else feeds and cares for them.
I procrastinate.
I'm too serious according to some people. (They're wrong)
I'm too realistic according to some people. (They're right)
I like video games but am very picky about which ones I like.
I think too much.
I love cartoons and anything involving super heroes.
I like cheap food.
I hate shaving.
I don't get out much.
I'm terrified of getting lost.
I hate driving.
This is a work in progress. Tell me if you have any suggestions
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Message me at:
AOL IM: SixStringSpanker
Yahoo: DeadJerusalem
MSN: [email protected]
Justice is the only worship.
Love is the only priest.
Ignorance is the only slavery.
Happiness is the only good.
The time to be happy is now,
The place to be happy is here,
The way to be happy is to make others so.
* Col. Robert Greene Ingersoll's famous "Creed"
Carl Sagan - Pale Blue Dot

My Interests

skepticism, mythology, electronic gadgets, sleep, TV, science, video-games, history, sci-fi, guitars, odd flavored sodas, comic books

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent people.

Musicians interested in forming a band that's similar to any of the ones listed in my Music section.And if you're going to send me a Friend Request send me a fucking message! Adding someone and then expecting them to be the ones to message you is like walking up to someone, tapping them on the shoulder and then expecting them to start a conversation!
People who will buy me things.

And the following people: Penn & Teller, all of the Mythbusters, Willie Nelson, Kinky Friedman, James Randi, Phil Plait (who commented on my profile), Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, PZ Myers, Christopher Hitchesn, John Lowery AKA John 5, Steve Burns (who has replied to an e-mail of mine), Stephen Colbert, David Cross, George Carlin and more to come.

Click here to check out
The Houston Atheists Meetup Group!
Who I'd NOT like to meet:

People who agree to meet you and then spend the entire time dicking around on their fucking cell phone.
Women who're proud of how bitchy they are. They think that being a bitch makes them unique and cool. It doesn't. Trust me there is no shortage of irrational and belligerent women (or men) in the world. They're not special.
People who type using cute internet jargon. It makes me nauseous to read. And using it sarcastically is no less annoying.
Anyone who brags about how much they drank, smoked or whatever. The list of things i care less about is a very short one.
People who pretend to be depressed. I group you right along with people who park in handicap parking places. There are people who really are depressed and you people prevent others from recognizing that they have a problem and getting them help.
Anyone who doesn't believe in evolution. I know it's not your fault that you've been brainwashed into believing all sorts of stupid supernatural bullshit, but i just don't have the patience to deal with it.
People who say "don't judge me". To judge means to form an opinion, telling people not to do that makes just as much sense as saying "don't see me!". It's moronic, and you're a moron if you say it.
People who say "too much information". If i have to censor myself around you then i'd rather just not waste my time.

Music:


Movies:


The God Who Wasn't There
The Pee-Wee Herman Show
Big Trouble in Little China
Babylon 5 - The Lost Tales
Raising Arizona/Fargo
The Invincible Iron Man
Kamen Rider - The First
Serenity
Blazing Saddles
The Big Lebowski
Spider-Man / Spider-Man 2
The Fifth Element
Bubba Ho-Tep
Clerks
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Emperor's New Groove
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
V for Vendetta
Superman Returns
Batman Begins
X-Men Trilogy
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Big Trouble in Little China
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension
Lilo & Stitch
Yellowbeard
Batman - The Movie
Superman - The Movie
Sin City
Rushmore
Shaun of the Dead
Six-String Samurai
Hairspray
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Army of Darkness
The Hudsucker Proxy
A Life Less Ordinary
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Television:



Mystery Science Theater 3000- The Essentials
Dirty Jobs
Mythbusters

Kamen Masked Rider 555
Power Rangers
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Battlestar Galactica
Paranoia Agent
24

Squidbillies
Married with Children
My Name Is Earl

Harvey Birdman
Malcolm in the Middle
Heroes

Arrested Development
The Venture Bros.
Scrubs

MXC - Most Extreme Elimination Challenge
American Dad!
Sealab 2021

FLCL (Fooly Cooly)
Futurama
Invader Zim powered by frazy.com

Books:


The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
Star Wars: Tales of the Bounty Hunters
Loch
The Sword of Shannara
The Elegant Universe
Pride of Baghdad
The Age Of Reason
Grimm's Grimmest
Shazam!: Power of Hope
Batman: War on Crime
The Pop-Up Book of Phobias
Dave Barry in Cyberspace
The Taming of the Screw
Big Trouble
Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs
Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States
Iron Joe Bob
History of the American Guitar
Belgarath the Sorcerer
Polgara the Sorceress
Kingdom Come
Wanted
Spawn: Batman
Deadpool: Sins of the Past
Transmetropolitan Vol. 2: Lust for Life
Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
The Belgariad, Vol. 1
The Belgariad, Vol. 2
The Satanic Verses: A Novel
Everything You Know About God Is Wrong: The Disinformation Guide to Religion
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul
The Te of Piglet
Why People Believe Weird Things: Pseudoscience, Superstition, and Other Confusions of Our Time
The Christ Conspiracy: The Greatest Story Ever Sold
The Tao of Pooh
The Redemption of Althalus
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Sense and Goodness Without God: A Defense of Metaphysical Naturalism
Guns, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies
The Homeric Epics and the Gospel of Mark
God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything
The Dragons of Eden: Speculations on the Evolution of Human Intelligence
Zorro: A Novel
Atheist Universe: The Thinking Person's Answer to Christian Fundamentalism
Letter to a Christian Nation
The End of Faith: Religion, Terror, and the Future of Reason
Unweaving the Rainbow: Science, Delusion and the Appetite for Wonder
The God Delusion
The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark
Cosmos powered by frazy.com

Heroes:

Thomas Paine, Robert Greene Ingersoll, Benjamin Franklin, Godzilla

.."whitetext12" Brian's A Wild Downer's DETAILS

Status: As Is
Here for: Life Without Parole
Orientation: Disoriented
Hometown: Corpus Christi, Texas
Body Type: 5'9" / Stick Figure
Ethnicity: Redneck
Philosophy: Agnostic Atheist / Metaphysical Naturalist
Sign: Do Not Disturb
Smoke / Drink: Never/Rarely
Children: Fried
Occupation: Legal Assistant
Income: Not Enough

My Blog

Sadies are FINALLY on MySpace

The Sadies are FINALLY on MySpace.Check them out.and here are some videos of them:The SADIES - First Inquisition pt.IV Add to My Profile | More Videos ...
Posted by Reverend Brian's A Wild Downer on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:38:00 PST

God essay

for my philosophy class i had to write an essay on why we did or didn't believe in a god.  I got 10 out of 10 on it.  Here it is:The God Question    My family's religious beli...
Posted by Reverend Brian's A Wild Downer on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:54:00 PST

Wanted movie blog

Imagine you just found out there's going to be a new Batman movie about your favorite comic book character. So you're all excited about the movie but then you're told in that in the movie the hero won...
Posted by Reverend Brian's A Wild Downer on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 11:55:00 PST

kittens and christians

Earlier today there was a knock on the door and it was a woman hold a very tiny kitten. She asked if it was ours and I told her it wasn't. She explained that she was from out of town and just happe...
Posted by Reverend Brian's A Wild Downer on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:20:00 PST

It’s here!.....sorta

Well the Asus Eee PC i've been ranting about is finally availabe in the USA.  Except the price is no longer $199 but $399.  There will be cheaper models available eventually.  So i prob...
Posted by Reverend Brian's A Wild Downer on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:37:00 PST

I’m so proud

The other day the greatest thing ever happened.  My mom actually apologized for making me go to church when I was younger.  Not that it was a horrible experience or anything, i got coffee an...
Posted by Reverend Brian's A Wild Downer on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:53:00 PST

important, stolen from the LA Times

Ayaan Hirsi Ali: abandoned to fanatics template_bastemplate_bas The outspoken former Dutch legislator deserves the protection her country promised before she ran for parl...
Posted by Reverend Brian's A Wild Downer on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:49:00 PST

What does the truth look like?

Here's an essay i wrote for my philosophy class.  It's not great writing but perhaps someone will get something useful out of it. What does the truth look like? The first thing that comes to my ...
Posted by Reverend Brian's A Wild Downer on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:27:00 PST

it’s been a long time, songs for week of October 6

Due to being very low on cash i hadn't been getting any songs off of iTunes.  Still am, but got $5 to spare so here's what i got. Miss You Much by The Clumsy Lovers - more of their bluegrass/cel...
Posted by Reverend Brian's A Wild Downer on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 08:58:00 PST

billions and billions blog

I wore my favorite shirt to school today. It's bright yellow and says Carl Sagan Is My Homeboy on it, with a picture of him. As I was waiting for my philosophy class to start this girl in the hall ...
Posted by Reverend Brian's A Wild Downer on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:34:00 PST