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'Your hero has arrived!'

About Me

We are all vulnerable. None invincible. Love each other and love your life. Keep the positive vibes continuously flowing. And remember - It's all about the company we keep...
"I have strange things in my head that need to be figured out, which must be done quickly before others look at them closely."
- 'Macbeth'

- VIDEO(s) of the WEEK -
Awesome (311..) Video - 'Freak Out', live in L.A.! Look - That's me on stage! No, not really... It's S.A. Martinez! Enjoy!

'Jon Gruden: His days with the 'Raiders' and beyond...'***************************************

'Tampa Bay Buccaneers'

"Who will be the QB of the 'Tampa Bay Buccaneers'?! *Insert picture here*"

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My Interests


    FOOD - I love to eat!
    FOLKS - My family and friends... Where would I be without you?! *May you rest now DAD*
    FUN - Drinkin'. Smokin'. Livin' and Rockin'!


I'd like to meet:

People who are positive, honest, easy-going, funny/crazy and live LIFE to the "max". You have to "max" out! Whatever that "max" may be... It's different for everyone.

And... Maybe you!

Music:

'(311..).com'

and... Fozzy~ The White Stripes~ unwritten law~ deftones~ Taproot~ Blink 182~ Angels and Airwaves~ +44~ 30 Seconds to Mars~ Beck~ Atreyu~ Motley Crue~ Andrew W.K.~ Pivit~ Story of the Year~ Yeah Yeah Yeahs~ Gorillaz~ National Product~ The Transplants~ Team Sleep~ Chevelle~ Fall Out Boy~ The Hives~ Jimmy Eat World~ Alien Ant Farm~ Hawthorne Heights~ My Chemical Romance~ Avenged Sevenfold~ No Doubt~ Phunk Junkeez~ Trapt~ The Faint~ Box Car Racer~ Hoobastank~ Tenacious D~ The Cure~ Good Charlotte~ The Avalanches~ New Found Glory~ Foo Fighters~ Bloodhound Gang~ Zebrahead~ Smash Mouth~ Rancid~ Bad Religion~ The Transplants~ The Urge~ 2 Skinnee J's~ Finch~ Green Day~ Weezer~ Beastie Boys~ Radiohead~ E-40~ Eminem~ Notorious B.I.G.~ Too $hort~ The Strokes~ NOFX~ Sum 41~ Phantom Planet~ Tracy Bonham~ MXPX~ The Ataris~ Guns N' Roses~ The Smashing Pumpkins~ Stone Temple Pilots~ Soundgarden~ Alice In Chains~ Papa Roach~ Sublime~ The Vines~ The Clash~ AC/DC~ Maze~ Bjork~ Billy Idol~ Steve Miller Band~ "Weird Al" Yankovic~ Lionel Richie~ Stevie Wonder~ Jimmy Buffett~ James Brown~ Patsy Cline~ Frank Sinatra~ The Beatles... Everything from Danny Elfman to Johnny Cash and Punk to Dub Reggae. Whatever I think sounds tight!

Movies:

'Grindhouse.net'
Batman Begins, Kill Bill: Vol. 1 and 2,Grandma's Boy, Sin City, Falling Down, The Devil's Rejects, Stranger Than Fiction, Nacho Libre, Spider-Man Series, The Shawshank Redemption, Big Fish, DodgeBall, Mars Attacks!, Anchorman, Walk the Line, Little Nicky, Batman, Pulp Fiction, The Royal Tenenbaums, Jackie Brown, Die Hard Series, True Romance, Payback, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Four Rooms, Reservoir Dogs, Ed Wood, The Truman Show, Get Shorty, Bugsy, Batman Returns, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Scary Movie Series, Dawn of the Dead, The Butterfly Effect, The Faculty, The Goonies, Lethal Weapon Series, Night of the Living Dead, Land of the Dead, From Dusk Till Dawn, Cape Fear, Land of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Evil Dead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Child's Play Series, House of 1000 Corpses, Corpse Bride... Any Tarantino and Burton film(obvious?!). Any horror, zombie and kung-fu/martial arts flick. And too many others to list!

Television:

Football (Go BUCS ! Bam! Bam! BAM! Oh yeah... Go Broncos !), WWE (Professional Wrestling), Seinfeld (The Greatest Show Ever.), Simpsons, Batman:TAS, Futurama, Aeon Flux, Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, wondershowzen, Hogan Knows Best, Family Guy, DOG The Bounty Hunter, MXC, Iron Chef, Friends, Unwrapped, Nip Tuck, Inked, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Boondocks, SNL, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, FUSE, MTV2, G4TV, NFL Network, ESPN and...

'NFL.com'
'Tampa Bay Buccaneers.com'
'Arena Football League.com'

'World Wrestling Entertainment.com'
'G4TV.com'

Books:

    'Jon Gruden: Do You Love Football?! Winning with Heart, Passion and Not Much Sleep'
    'Jon Gruden: All It Takes Is All You Got! Take This Job and Love It!'
    'The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories'
    'Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah'
    Recently... 'Eric Bischoff: Controversy Creates Cash'
    I've always enjoyed 'Catcher in the Rye' and 'Death of a Salesman'


Heroes:

My true hero and mentor is my DAD - C.L.H. - The world is not the same without you. And my MOM, who has managed to make the most out of everything(GOOD and BAD) in this beautiful enigma called LIFE.

My Blog

NFL(2006) 'WEEK 7' - Tampa Bay Buccaneers 23-21

If you are a true football fan, you did enjoy this game-winning FG. That was historic, folks. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"The kick." That's all anyone was talking about after the 23-21 Buccaneers victory, and t...
Posted by Artemus" on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:57:00 PST

NFL(2005) 'WEEK 11' - Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-3

I know... I know! This is my first 'BLOG' and it should be some deep thought on world peace or life, but dammit this 'news' is so tight I just had to 'blog' it! Enjoy... ...
Posted by Artemus" on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 10:33:00 PST

'How BUCS Win'

'How BUCS Win': -SMART/FAST/PHYSICAL. -RUN THE BALL. -STOP THE RUN. -PROTECT THE BALL. -TAKE IT AWAY. -SOLID SPECIAL TEAMS. -NO FOOLISH FOULS. QB - Consistency O-Line - Execution D-Line - Pressure...
Posted by Artemus" on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 06:12:00 PST

NFL(2005) 'WEEK 17' - 2005 NFC South Champions!

'2005 NFC SOUTH Champions'A highly-motivated New Orleans team gave TAMPA BAY all it could handle Sunday, but a late defensive touchdown sealed a 27-13 victory for the BUCS and made them division champ...
Posted by Artemus" on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 03:19:00 PST

NFL(2005) 'WEEK 14' - Big Win Over Panthers Proves Bucs' Worth

Big Win Over Panthers Proves BUCS' WorthA rousing road win over the BUCS arch-nemesis in Carolina pulled the BUCS into a first-place tie in the NFC South and proved they are a legitimate threat in the...
Posted by Artemus" on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 01:06:00 PST

NFL(2005) - Tampa Bay Buccaneers 2005 Review

'2005 Review''Jon Gruden, End-of-Season Press Conference'Go Bucs! 2006! ...
Posted by Artemus" on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 11:10:00 PST