"Upon intial contact with Dustan,
I had envisioned him to be an ill-
mannered and psychologically
unstable man with an extremely
uneducated and barbaric
frame of mind, who displayed
nothing but ridiculous jargon,
shocking sexual audacity and
repulsive images of the ghetto.
However, after further analysis of
him I can deduce
that he is the epitome of
antidisestblishmentarianism who
embodies the entire spectrum of the
urban experience and struggle.
But to make things more plain and
simple to the lymn, I find Dustan to be
the dopest, flyist, O.G. pimp hustler
gangster player hardcore
motherfucker living today.
To be honest I'm totally and
irrevocably on his dick."
