Grandpa

Having been born somewhere inbetween the inception of Monothesism & the Dawn of Civilization, I can't really tell my birthday. Somewhere in one of those thousands of Wars that occurred during this period, the documentation was destroyed. Please don't pester me w/ questions like "race", because I was born so long ago, what little real skin I've managed to save has been tatooed so many times, I forgot. It was the thing to do back then. It does appear to have made a bit of a comeback, though. While I am largely exchangably a cybernetic device & an organic dinosaur; speaking in human terms, I have no idea how to finish this sentence in terms that you would understand in your modern linguistics. I enjoy spending all of my time either w/ my family, or with nubile hussies, although Grandmama California & I enjoy the occasional "roll in the hay" as prescribed. I also do a lot of globehopping, just to see the new & old sights, look @ all the fabulous creations of The Creator, & basically just enjoy the "scenery", or to go hunting for defenseless animals as Shamanic Ritual. The old Rituals really are the best. hahaha. Despite common hypothesis, I am not a Vampire, although I did try drinking Vampire blood in the late 1940's, when I inadvertantly brought a certain disease into the United States after attending a Ritual in Africa. That attempted cure, though somewhat effective, was later backed up using early top secret nanotechnology, which was an effective cure until Bionics became obsolete, & I had to convert to cybertech. But @ least I've weined back onto real blood again. Mostly. I think. It took some time for these old bones to create real "normal" blood again, but eventually they caught on & began generating stem cells to be turned into good old fashioned red & white blood cells & such. Oh well. Ho hum. Even for me, life has it's doledrums. I'll fill you in w/ more later, when I update.