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Conker

The Grimsby Punk

About Me

IM A PUNK! so fucking what?

The Creepshow - Zombies ate her brain

Cock SParrer at wasted! 06! i was there was you? also my mate Longo pops onto camera about 1min 20! look for the yellow tartans and the tri-hawk ..



My Interests

PUNK!
BEER!
WOMEN!

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE WHO AINT A SLIMEY FUCKING WANKER!

Music:


The 4-skins
999
The Adicts
Against Me
Agnostic Front
Anarchoi
The Angelic Upstarts
Anti-Nowhere League
Argy Bargy
Arthur Kay & The Originals
Aus Rotten
Bad Brains
Bad Manners
Bad Religion
The Beat
The Beatles
Big 5
Bikini Kill
Blanks '77
Blitz
The Blues Brothers
Blood Or Whiskey
Bob Marley & The Wailers
The Bodysnatchers
The Boomtown Rats
The Business
The Buzzcocks
The Casualties
Cheap Sex
The Circle Jerks
The Clash
The Cockney Rejects
Cock Sparrer
Conflict
The Cramps
Crass
Cress
The Damned
The Dead Flies
Dead Kennedys
Dead Pets
Desmond Dekker & the Aces
The Devotchkas
Dexy's Midnight Runners
D-PWA
Dropkick Murphys
The Exploited
Flogging Molly
Funeral Dress
GBH
Generation X
Horrorpops
Ian Dury & The Blockheads
The Infidels
The Jam
Jilted John
Jimmy Cliff
Judge Dread
The Kants
Killing Joke
The Kinks
The Last Resort
LeftOver Crack
Lower Class Brats
Madness
MDC
The Members
The Misfits
Oi Polloi
Operation Ivy
P.A.I.N
Patrick Pitzgerald
Penetration
Pigbag
The Pogues
The Ramonas
The Ramones
Rancid
Ray Charles
The Rezillos
The Ruts
The Saints
Secret Affair
The Selecter
The Sex Pistols
Sham 69
Siouxsie & The Banshees
The Ska-Dows
The Skatalites
The Skids
The Slits
The Small Faces
The Specials
Splodgenessabounds
The Stranglers
Stiff Little Fingers
The Stiffs
Squeeze
The Subhumans
The Supatones
Talking Heads
Total Chaos
Toy Dolls
UB40
U.K Subs
The Undertones
The Vapors
The Varukers
The Vibrators
Voodoo Glow Skulls
The Who
Wire
X-Ray Spex
XTC

Movies:


Quadrophenia
Romper Stomper
Napoeleon Dynamite
Snatch
ZOMBIE FILMS!

Television:


The Mighty Boosh
Family Guy
Shameless
Anything Decent

Books:


THE ANARCHISTS COOK BOOK
The Complete Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:


NO NEED FOR HEROES

My Blog

STEVE-WANK-EXAMINER PART 2!

how unlucky am i?! i got the same wanker driving teacher for the 2nd time! WTF!!!11!!!1!1  ohwell i couldnt have been that unlucky cos i passed!  yep real winners pass 2nd time! all the wank...
Posted by Conker on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:12:00 PST

STEVE-WANK-EXAMINER

basically i failed me test... i had the harshest examiner...and he failed me for something that wasnt even my fault.. basically i did a decent drive..not me best but decent enough to pass... then on...
Posted by Conker on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:12:00 PST

CHEESEY BALLS

Cheese is a solid food made from the curdled milk of cows, goats, sheep, or other mammals. The milk is curdled using some combination of rennet (or rennet substitutes) and acidification. Bacteria acid...
Posted by Conker on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:01:00 PST

some questionaire thingy

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by Conker on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 05:00:00 PST

Myspace is a bitch hermit!

Myspace is even more bollox now its just gone and blocked my awesome music player thing (imagine that!) and now i gotta fackin' find sommit new to replace that can play multiple songs and stuff...THAN...
Posted by Conker on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:44:00 PST